How can we stop the hover hand phenomenon?

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This guy doesn't even bother. I bet the hover hand problem has just exploded in the past two years with #metoo.

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It's just sign language for "Mike Pence Rule".
And I follow that to the letter. Who cares about not touching some bitch that is only going to accuse you later? Fuck off.

Grow a pair of fucking balls and stop being an incel.

By groping Ariana Grande's titty?

Hoverhanders had it right all along.
Why risk getting your shit ruined by some zealous cunt?

naw these guys aint fucking desireable or even have self confidence.. brah i'm that touchy feely guy that nobody gets upset with. i get high fives min.. and your mom gives me hand jobs. slide thread. next.

I never laughed harder on spee

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ur mom gives me hover hand jobs :(

5/10 Photoshop skills

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That guy needs to try hover handing his burgers.

seems like a nice kid

She's enormous. Is it a girl?

When in doubt just be Chad. Never not be non-Chad.

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He’s in dangerous teritory leaning in on her shoulder like that. Surprised that blue dye, problem cut, tattoo sporting cunt didn’t have his balls made into her garters.

This meme died 8 years ago.
First day on the internet OP?

Just imagine if that guy was actually 6' tall hnnnnggggg

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oh sweetie

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Hello Joan, we can see your datamining threads. Are you still going to use this information even though it is corrupted?

Pay men enough that they can support a family on 40 hours of work instead of 60, so they can be home with their children helping to raise their sons to be men, instead of allowing 100% of the child-rearing to be done by an emotional female who teaches her son that women will like a man who's "nice" to them and asks permission to touch them. Or worse, the child not being raised at all and being brainwashed by jew media in place of parenting, because both parents are working.

damn this model collision is way off

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Hoverhanding is the smart move, faggots. You don't want to get accused of rape.

>Swedish poster
>talks about betas

good lord is this guy 4"10?

>taking pictures with women
There's your problem

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How fucking tall are these women?

I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW, JUST TELL ME MOAR ABOUT JUANS PROJECT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Just be yourself.

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Except that's a porn convention

lol, are these women wearing 12 inch heels, or is every onions-boy who poses with them 5ft tall?

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a real life skyrim giant's face

This. Who has time for that shit?

It's Los Angeles, the people look like they drink radioactive water

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by spamming it. someone making me aware of that made me realize i have to take action and just grab that sweet hip-pusy for myself. no grill complained and i think grills like being touched.

It's simple

We delete Jow Forums

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It's a free software convention, Richard Stallman gets all the pussy.

You don't stop it unless you're a woman or a cuck from sweden

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heh!

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Is than an 8xl shirt?

What the fuck is wrong with Americans?

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Chad detected

comedy gold
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Fuckin alpha

Lmao

1) wrap around the waist
2) wrap around the upper arm
3) wrap on top of the shoulder
4) behind on the small of back
5) behind on the shoulder blade
6) behind floating out of picture frame
why the fuck does anyone hover in the shot frame?

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jesus haven't seen that one

>eatlikeyoumeanit

It's real m8

Only normal one here.

Is this real?

Chadurai "One-Eye" Mashimoto

You just need to assert your dominance.

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If that was me I bet I could get my dick inside her before anyone could stop me.

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He's the perfect height for those milkers though

AMUSING

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theres a dick size joke in there

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>chinese tourists
Lol

no one posted the Preacher grabbing Ariadna Granday bewb?

Y'all are awfully white looking for Injuns

How old is that bitch on the left?

Stallman earned it.

How does an Asian woman be that tall?

Wtf is wrong with these men

they are not Americans... just lakers fans

summer glau is an angel

I'm yet to figure out what possesses a grown man to have his photo taken with promo girls and shit at shows/events, ok if you meet someone famous you might want a keepsake or proof but I don't understand the rest of these gamma faggots.

We shit in toilets

I can see suicide plans in his eye(s)

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Sweet cargo shorts.

file name

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5'11 vs 6'2"

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Correct method: keep your hands in your pockets and be bored and annoyed at having your pic taken.

Huge women are hot.

Based Chad not wanting to lay his hands on a 3DPD Bio Cunt.
x'D who can blame him?!?!?

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Why the fuck do these people even want a picture of themselves?

observe

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This.
Speaks volumes he's easily the most attractive male too.

lol

Somehow find a way to instill all men with self-confidence.

Not calling you a liar, just wondering how Richard Stallman got a booth at a porn convention.

The ugly asian is more repulsed than the pretty blond.

Look at her try to pull the model, long look

this is such a funny gif

His fannypack got a fannypack

Here's the information she's looking for:

Name: Willard Fentman
Address: 3044 Station St., Madison WI
DOB: May 3, 1983
SSN: 600 39 1893
Fetishes: Saran wrap, barbed wire, and Brylcreem.

DELETE THIS

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