Last image taken by Minnesota woman who died when her kayak capsized

Last image taken by Minnesota woman who died when her kayak capsized

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what's that tat on her foot?

>can't swim
>tattoo on foot
Nigger confirmed

How does a healthy adult drown 100m from the shore

>Tattoo on foot
>Fallen arches
>Dumb pic trying to show off her active, yet introspective lifestyle to social media
>Kayaking
>Reading a book she cannot possibly understand

Good fucking riddance

What a dumb bitch.

But where is her husband, father, or brother?

How the fuck do you not know how to get back into a kayak? Also why isn’t she wearing a life vest?

Fucking women.

i expect the kayak capsized in a river with a stream, those can be tricky.

How do you drown like that? Just float on your back and the river will probably push you close to the shore.

Whats the point of taking a photo of an open book in a kayak trip? If the view is great then the best is to swim get in or appreciate nature and look at the clouds. Book reading outside is great, just get into a nearby grass.

god i hate feet

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"Right now, we’re waking up. This blows the doors off of everything ordinary. It explodes the ego. It’s about the death of ego. Ego death is when you stop thinking about yourself and you realize you’re connected to the entire universe. It’s the us. It’s guys putting rifles down. It’s powerful.”

That's what she was reading

Typical Fattus Cuntus Americanus basic bitch selfy moment, wanting to show how "read" she was, complete with fat lags and tats.
Nothing of value was lost.

I can tell

>Implying she was reading

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Those questions can all be answered by
one word
hole

looks peaceful way to go
>reads "connected to the entire universe"
>most likely metaphysic bs book
> off topic but has to be addressed

Anchovy's feet stink! They're a chemical weapon!

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Thicc.

Rofl good. Stupid bitch rot in hell. Fuck you.

Instagram is for retards.

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Maybe that’s why she killed herself.

Then again let’s be honest that best seller sticker and those fluffy words probably made her think this was a masterpiece.

>drowning is peaceful way to die

No.

Whoa wait a minute, wheres your memeflag?

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Her tattoo
Her book
Her reading on a canoe
Her life
Her death
Her
All stupid and pointless, but that’s a fact for 98% of women today

The kind of person that goes out on a kayak with a book and then takes a picture of it to post on social media is the kind of person who doesn't actually read. Well, maybe some YA literature trash.

this isnt politics. everyone who bumped this thread is colossal fag. You NEED to be edgy by making a shitpost reply dont u faggots?

i was so excited to post about feet that i forgot it!

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Phenomenal.

Nasty feet

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everytime I see women take meme pictures of themselves doing things with a book I just remember that sasha grey picture and laugh out loud

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NIGGA HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW HOW TO SWIM?

JUST MOVE UR ARMS AND LEGS AND SHIT

LMAO WTF NIGGA

SERIOUSLY JUST MOVE LMAO

Yes

Did you notice the fat? She's fat. She has fat legs. She's a fatty. Fat fat fatty fat bitch.

River narrows, gets faster. Hits rapids, flips, gets shoved against a rock underwater, discovers she can't move against the force of the current. It can happen. People don't appreciate how much power a river can have.

What I found the most odd:
pr.com/press-release/763606

So briefly after she lost her husband and 3 children, who married in January: You can still find the website online.

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What is the point of this thread

stop posting this kike's feet i hope she gets gassed by a smelly german girl foot

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>Phenomenal: A Hesitant Adventurer's Search for Wonder in the Natural World

>“Leigh Ann Henion has tackled one of the great questions of contemporary, intelligent, adventurous women: Is it possible to be a wife and mother and still explore the world? Her answer seems to be that this is not only possible, but essential. This story shows how. I think it will open doors for many.” —Elizabeth Gilbert, author of The Signature of All Things and Eat, Pray, Love

>Children have the ability to marvel over simple things in nature—leaves, pebbles, twigs. When she becomes a mother, Leigh Ann Henion starts to question: Could experiencing earth's most dazzling natural phenomena make the world similarly new again? Phenomenal is the improbable story of how she chases eclipses, auroras, and other natural phenomena around the globe to reawaken her sense of wonder.

>Whether standing on the still-burning volcanoes of Hawai‘i or in the fearsome lightning storms of Venezuela, amid the vast wildebeest migration in Tanzania, or the millions of swirling butterflies that roost on a mountaintop in Mexico, Henion discovers the visceral awe that her child experiences every day. Her spiritual wanderlust puts her in the path of modern-day shamans, reindeer herders, and astrophysicists. These seekers trust their instincts, follow their passions, shape their days into the lives they most want to lead. And, somewhere along the way, Leigh Ann Henion becomes one of them.

lmao. What the fuck was this bitch reading?

I don't know that I would say "good riddance" but I do think the assessment of the person in question is accurate.

>this isn’t strict politics
Neither was Jow Forums until the creation of Jow Forums. Once upon a time a huge number of threads on this board were games like RISK, digit worship/kek threads, and casual memecraft. Then the tryhard hipster fags ruined everything

continue

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Sniff this sole

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Queen of Spades

Her posthumous memoir will be called "Mediocre"

Bismarck's feet are so smelly the odor makes the smoke alarms in the reichstag go off!

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part of kayaking is capsizing. its essentially a part of the hobby. kinda like getting paint on clothing is what happens when you paint

1 cubic of water weighs 1 ton. Water flow is fucking powerfull. Once the current gets you underwater youre fucked.

>Last image taken by Minnesota man who was raped and stabbed

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edgar allen poe

It's funny to think about but honestly a lot of drownings happen within several yards of shore for various reasons.
It's a legitimately smart practice to wear a life jacket in a lot of cases

I agree.

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thanks user, ILY too

Literally me except the first panel is me saying I'll be productive and the rest is the last panel.

are you a pale german girl with smelly feet?

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Redpilled and based

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>Google search image
>California Sea Lion
Kek

Seriously though kayaking claims many a life every year. Evolve to the superior form of water travel, the canoe.

Who else is fapping to her legs?

fat floats...

I wish.

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goddess tier feet and toenails holy fuck

there are lots and lots of ways
cold shock drowning, choking reflex activated on water contact, cold strong currents, boat knocks you out, weeds tangle and drag down your body, weirs, overhanging branches and currrent....................

t. ex-canoeist

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Your feet still stink because of barbarian genetics.

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Fuck you she is disgusting.

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Now I just need to become a girl.

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How do people even drown in calm waters?

You literally just float on your own

All people float... in a nice calm pool when you're relaxed and have a deep breath.
If your kayak capsizes (because of turbulence) and you're fat and out of shape then it's going to be hard to calm down and just take a deep breath of air and relax.

Learn to swim nigga

So uh.. maybe you should be a little more alert while in a kayak, alone, in the water. Like maybe.. don't treat it like you're in a bubble bath at home and safe.

>Minnesota

Checks out.

>giving attention to attention whores

I imagine Flandre's feet, after a long day of being a vampire, must be absolutely disgusting from marinating in sweat, grease and bacteria. When she removes her shoes at the end of the day, she probably gets flustered at just how smelly and toxic her bare feet are; her own body betraying all standards of decency by producing an unbelievably lewd and slimy, biohazardous zone of filth within her own footwear. Shoes designed to look pretty and appealing, now soiled and turned into unusable, smelly, ruined trash by her own festering feet. It's almost amazing how an odor so potent and foul can come from a girl so cute. What a contrast!

The contrast would be captivating. On one side, you've got her beautiful, pale, shapely, happy feet. They're works of art, and can arouse anyone with their perfection. On the other hand, you've got endless of amounts of potent stink to contend with! Imagine seeing the Flan dip her toes in the ocean and turning it into a bubbling, stinky green mess with her odor and killing all the fish!

Flan's big, pale, smelly vampire feet!

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If she has feet/nails like these, I'd gladly do so. These are RARE AF.

woah...
POWERFUL

a clue for the schizophrenic boomers who will investigate this obvious clinton organ harvesting murder for 9 threads in a row

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desu somalis have been in the twin cities for forever because of the church and I doubt that will ever change, they're generally pretty chill for niggs

The woman was the only one that lived you fucktard.

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Panic. Going into panic when in danger is essentially an involuntary suicide.

The river can fuck your shit up if you're inexperienced.It doesn't hold you up as much as the sea does and also theres the current.

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but she lived?

Good. 2 dead whores. 1 dead tatted fuck. And feel kinda bad for the son. Also lol at the mom for kayaking at midnight. You dumb bitch. Fuck you.

>5 people in a kayak
fucking retards.

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Those are not the feet of a healthy person. Not mentally and not physically. Her toes look like chorizos

RICED

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This. There is a reason every city pool offers a time to practice rolling a 'yak and either righting it or ejecting safely underwater.

This is powerful

the queen of spades implies she only fucks black guys.

Powerful.

>All of the family members were wearing life jackets, the sheriff's office said.
how the fuck did they die? hypothermia? was the fatty best insulated? they're all ugly and trashy so no loss.

she has beautiful legs, such a waste

Oh no no no noooo ahahahaha
Even pakis like me hate these oogaboogas. America is going to be wishing it had pakis in a few years from now.

This, doesn't matter how strong you are, if you get caught in a current, you're gone, simple.

Bitch be reading and taking photos when she should be operating her vehicle

No wonder she died

Need to drop a moab on that shithole