Anybody got any bad pee pee or poo poo stories?

Anybody got any bad pee pee or poo poo stories?

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Last weekend on my way to my parents' I had to diarrhea really bad. I held it for an hour and managed to make it into the bathroom, but I started shitting before my ass hit the toilet seat. I blasted green shit all over the toilet, the wall, my shirt, and my shorts. First time ever in my adult life I've had something like that happen

one time i peepeed and poopooed at the same time

thanks been looking for that image

i piss myself overnight when drinking so i use adult diapers

tykable brand is cute so i picked that

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first grade in elementary after breakfast break class I was so scared to ask the teacher to go to pee so I peed myself. When others noticed I just showed them the empty tea cup from breakfast signiling them I spilled my tea on me

once I was walking down the beach and some cunt had buried his babies disposable nappy in the sand and my foot slid into it like a sock and all this yellow shit spewed out and squirted up my leg
I started trying to kick the fowl thing off and it flipped up an hit me in the face
at that point I threw myself into the surf tried to scrub my skin off with sand then ran home and showered for the rest of the day
really sucked

wasn't me i don't shit in them i literally am just preserving my bedding

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it was a babies one not some ass sling for a fat fucking manbaby

i dont get this fat meme

my diet is literally vodka and nothing at all

i tried drinking milk but i threw it up everywhere

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you could weigh 40kg and you would still be a fathead

>be me 15
>going to school normally
>longest day in the week
>drink a fuckton of water thoughout the day
>last lesson
>INeedToPee.gif
>cant go, because I am a home shitter
>fear the school bathrooms
>WaitAndSitItOutTilHome.jpg
>lesson ends
>"bye everyone, i need to hurry now!"
>rush to bus stop
>miss the bus
>have to walk
>halfway trough
>LegIsGettingWarm.png
>just peed myself
>the little retard i am i just let it all out
>not even bothering taking my pants off and releasing the rest in the tall gras
>completly pissed my pants
>everything is wet
>walk past some people i know
>act like everythings normal
>Piss smell and stain
>come home
>dad breaks into laughter
>mommie tries so hard not to laugh
>be me, literal faggot who wouldnt take his pants off to pee in the tall grass, but instead releases everything into pants

Sorry if too long, sorry if thats not the topic. Thought i would share :)

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I shit my pants in 2nd grade it smelled like instant noodles but I ate hotdog

I shidded and farded and camed in my pants

why didn't you went to a corner where nobody see you and just pissed in there? that's what I would have done

The thing is, i was completly alone when i pissed myself. I could have just opened my pants. But I thought "If I already started, why bothering change that, there is already pee in my pants now" But I didnt thought that I would piss like 2 galons ya know.

lmao what the fuck is wrong with this board
fucking get it together cunts
zoz

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In the first grade I soaked the bottom of my shirt in piss at the urinal because my mother made me wear a shirt that was too big for me.

>bust a nut
>immediately needs to pee
>feels some pee still left in my pp canal, being clogged up with leftover cum
>hurt my penis
Anyone else suffering from this?

I pee pee my pants at school when I was 6 or 7
I can't remember other stories but I probably have some suppressed memories

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Ah yes, it was your mother's fault. Not yours for being incapable of holding your shirt up.

Everytime I nut this happens. It's also really hard to pee right afterwards

I once had diarrhea while at school. I poo, but then notice there is no more toilet paper. I fucking cleaned my ass with my hand then rushed to the sink. Find out there is no soap as well. FUCK. Wash it with no soap. Then i walked back to class with an awkward face. When I got back home i washed it for like 15 mins.
I am an idiot

When i was in 4 i was in aruba with my parents and i shit in the pool and my dad caught it and threw it

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