Be american

>be american
>be fat
>get shot
>bullet ricochets to other side
>shooter gets shot

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You're not even slavic

based

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shut the fuck up mutt, serbian are slavs

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Hottest chick in America.

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I can already feel the grease oozing from her.

Another one.

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>doubt
Go suck on a doctor's sausage commie faggot

based

ayyy lmaoo said men whose country ful of sjw, faggots trannies and so on you are pathetic

Not as pathetic as only playing cs:go that you torrented. Get a fuckin job you gopnik trash

Amerimutts aren't Anglos.

okay you got me gender studies professor

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So? Non celtics are scum

Go get a heart attack from a burger or something. Find a safespace at McDicks.

>shooter is fat
>bullet ricochets to other side again

Serbian wanna be piece of shit

Make more mail order brides

u mad bro ?

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can't, gae, sorry
dubs

Hungry actually
>dubs
You done goofed

Triggered Assmerican has fallen. Needs burger to be brought back.

everyone in this thread should be skinned alive.

>tfw hungry

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Thank you, poo in loo.

I prefer fried chicken and some creamy gravy to dip it in. Uncultured swine, you serbs can't even afford that

Including you, poo in loo.

you're welcome, poltard

including you too

I prefer Karadjordjeva's snitzel.

I bet you also need glazed donuts dipped in grease and filled with Nutella in the center. I bet walking heart attack would love about a 100 of those.

No wait. A 100 can't even fill 1/10th of your apetite.

Nah, tangerines bruh. Go do a proper grnocide, oh right, you can't cuz you aint even slav

Better no genocide than genocide, maniac.

Where is your proof that Serbs aren't slavs? It's the same if I said that Albanians are Egyptian.

Hur dur the fact you aint slav, baltic scum

>be serb
>get bombed by USA

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Your proof, Mr. Low IQ Burger Man?

>be american
>be jewish sex slave

Go to wikipedia, lowborn

>wikipedia
>reliable source

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That's the origin of every fucking slav you deadbeat. Poland is still on baltic land and Poles are slavs.

You know it baby
Go make a fleshlight outta a potato

Go stick your small penis in a fat vagina.

Just send the address of your mom, I'll give her a proper dicking

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When a stupid Assmerican can't counter with an arguement point he wants to insult with ''lolol ur poor XDDDDDDDD am i rite guys? please upvote me!''

>remove kebab
>get a chunk of your country removed from you

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My mom's address is [email protected]

Well, you're poor...that's a fact

>be american
>get flooded with mexicans

>Be america
>Form an alliance with gypsy terrorists

>mfw americans have trauma of >get shot posts

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>mexicans
*IBERIANS

>terrorists
*freedum fighters

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I bet you can't even afford dental insurance

full support to the americans tbqhwyfam

Thank you, and stop eatimg cucumbers

he fell off stage and got right back up on the legacy of the beast tour. dude looked more in shape than me and hes like 40 years older.

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(you)

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Only one American I can tolerate in this thread.

Lol, freedom fighters. I can't even make a joke on that. That's sad.

At least we have free healthcare dumbass.

I wasn't being serious on that one. I was copying the standard for the US gov to call radical babykilling terrorists "freedom fighters" or "moderate rebels", to try to rustle your jimmies

Oh, nice bait. Analbanians are really scummy though. I don't know what were they thinking to side with them on this chaos.

>be american
>get shot
>have to pay $5,000 to be healed
>die

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