Lads, I'm really fucking scared

Lads, I'm really fucking scared.
I haven't pooped in 3 days, and I ate an entire bar of Chocolate laxatives about an hour ago.
My body is churning like I put a fucking nuclear fission in there.
If the "el monstero" comes out like a speeding comet, I will post the shit-to-be

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We need the finn that eats his poop in on this case.

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i pooed earlier and some of the stools had a tint of light green

ITS GETTING REALLY BAD FOLKS
I STILL CANT SHIT, ITS LIKE ITS STUCK
I FEEL LIKE THERES A SHIT CORK STUCK IN MY BUTT
HOLY FUCK

heat up some butter to smear on your starfish
so you won't get any tearing

just drank some prune juice lole

i think its coming

livestream it

all of the ID's in this thread are green.
>an omen?

it's been half an hour.

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i havent pooped in a week once
it wasnt that bad

makes sense considering all you ingest is semen and pills.

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Who needs to shit every 3 days? Is this really what people do?

>POo

american aren't people

Enema, take one

I wish that was the case

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Not sure if I want to see it or not

one time I didn't shit for two weeks and I was fine
not because I was constipated or anything, I just didn't want to shit

*snap*

Stop snapping me please i feel uncomfortable in front of the cameras

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OP passed away

Another american sharted to death
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RIP

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