How many kids would you have with your waifu if she was real? Personally I'd go with 3...

How many kids would you have with your waifu if she was real? Personally I'd go with 3. Raising more is expensive and hard in a shitty cramped country like Chile, and too many babies wreck a woman's body. 3 seems like a perfectly acceptable number.

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10 because i'm horny as fuck

However many she wants, hopefully not more than two.

kids are degenerate parasites so none

0. Kids are annoying little fucks

3 daughters, because 3 constitutes a harem.

Have fun dyeing alone

Have fun raising inbred little mutants with your cousin

I have no interest in children, and they always have too much interest in me

>incestual harem of 3 daughter's and waifu

Based answer

We all are, regardless of whether we want kids or not.

have fun thinking you will not die alone

I like the idea of 3 children, preferably at least one boy and one girl. Really it depends on my wife though. If she wants more I'm willing to go to 4 but I wouldn't want to go passed that. Alternatively, if she only wants one or two, then I'm happy to oblige.

1 every 9 months for as long as we we're able to conceive kids

>with your waifu
I would probably keep pumping until we both keeled over and died

Pretty sure that if your "waifus" were real, they would not be with any of you guys.

You know it's probably best you don't breed the last thing we need is more Mohammed lovers
Ones i get fit the ladys will come running

you don't usually die when you're fit
dumbass

do they like dying shy guys?

Every one dies dumbass

I didn't mean to post that see this

alone

One of the only times to see semi-intelligent discussion on Jow Forums and you give us this

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stupid frog poster

It's not a frog it's an innocent ashley

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unironically imposable statement

I want twins a boy and girl and no more no less.

Don't have kids. They will end up being retarded and hate you for it

Well me and norime plan too do test tube baby so that we can pick the best DNA form the two of us.

That would be like searching the toilet for the least disgusting shit

I mean honestly.
We are talking about charming females here. Those girls already don't pay attention to you guys. Why would "your waifu" be different?

Between 2 and 4. Preferably two, though.

Jesus anzu stop she has a family
A dysfunctional one at that...

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an irl anime girl will never marry a fat chilean weeb, you know

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1-2 no more

2D girls are able to see interior beautify and purity of spirit, unlike 3D trash women

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Yup. Something you guys also lack.
I don't think a hentai-fapper weaboo is the beacon of purity of spirit.

2 ideally, 3 is the maximum I would want to have