I fell and hit my head on a heater and had to crawl into bed

i fell and hit my head on a heater and had to crawl into bed

fuck that hurt

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will nothing kill you?

Nigga no one cares we're all busy laughing at space stickboy

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>will nothing kill you?
fuck i hope so

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headbutt heater harder

i want something outside of my control to kill me

the whole family will feel better about it, suicide isn't a great word

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tell them heater is attacked you and it will be self defence

don't you live in surprise death - the country

its a piece of appliance heaven inanimate objects don't attack people

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Nigga just run around naked around your local abbo population screaming hillbilly nigger at them it's guaranfuckingteed at that point

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the abbo is docile and generally will wander around aimlessly

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cars kill millions of people
they're inanimate when parked

NOT IF YOU FLING YOUR SHIT AT IT

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have you tried punch a kangaroo in the testicles

well they don't call them car attacks do they??

unless they're used to attack

then they are

fuck i lost 30 iq points during that headsmack i don't know how to deal with your shit

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audi's look suspicious and kia's are just fucking vicious

can someone actually have a negative iq?

>can someone actually have a negative iq?
stop bullying retards

fuck your cars that's what i think

i'm going to reapply vodka to myself

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That 30 years old drunk boomer

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that bottle might attack you

>That 30 years old drunk boomer
nooo you're not getting the nz treatment

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Liberal

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Okay Australian homos this guy need to be fucked someone fuck him

his heater just did

kek