Dad found the enema kit

>might also tell them why you're drinking yourself to death
that's embarrassing too

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You probably should tell them the truth about why, no point in lying. You have no friends houses you could stay at for a couple of days?

enemas are hygienic why would he care

you'd have to anyway now

Why are you drinking yourself to death?

There are lots of ways you could justify having it, but I guess it's too late to do that now. Unless you know your shit, but I don't think you do.
This is why you should always keep in mind that the worst could happen and so, be prepared to face it.

What was the enema kit for?

>enemas are hygienic
imagine teaching your dad what one is

fuck i'm so upset i am crying

fuck the dildos and adult diapers too

no there's no recovery i'm done

i knew it was gross so i hid it so well until now

i'm not going to rehab i'm straight up fucking killing myself

fuck it

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>Why are you drinking yourself to death?
i've seen too much

too fucking much

no larp what people do behind closed doors

fucking scares me

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post the kit

>i'm not going to rehab i'm straight up fucking killing myself
then get to it, faggot

Yes but why drink, just stand in front of a bus or something. And they do it behind closed-doors so why worry about it?

>then get to it, faggot
gimme a gun the fucking car thing is complicated and roping yourself is too easy to escape

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>imagine killing yourself over diapers and a bunch of dildoes
holy shit this is actually funny

you don't think that's irredeemably weird

i've calmed down already

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>roping yourself is too easy to escape
Since when? The whole point in hanging yourself is to end it quickly by breaking your neck, not suffocating yourself. If you do it properly, there is no way you can escape. Unless you're too much of a moron to properly do it that is.

>The whole point in hanging yourself is to end it quickly by breaking your neck,
i went for strangling i'm bad at killing myself

honestly you don't even need to tell them you're gay, and as much wierd as it goes your mom and dad probably did much worse things
aside from diapers, that shit is disgusting

you need a decent drop for that. it's not very easy

>aside from diapers, that shit is disgusting
YEAH WELL ITS WHAT I LIKE

someone call freud

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>the dildos and adult diapers too
i take back what i said about hygiene

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My bet is they knew already and finally decided to act on it.

i avoid shit being anything by a diet and aforementioned enema kit

its just a hobby

which my dad saw

fuck

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All you have to do is light up a charcoal stove, bring it to your room then let the smoke do its job

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If you really wanna become an hero, I always say the best option is to take a walk/bus/train/whatever else means of transport you'd need and get to a really high place, a building or a cliff, whatever, and just jump. The higher the better, you are almost guaranteed to lose your life and you'll get some thrill gratis. It's really hard to mess something like that up and you don't need to save on getting where you want, it's meaningless to you anyway. Or maybe you're just in shick and will reconsider along the way. That's what I'd do if I were to kill myself at least.

>All you have to do is light up a charcoal stove, bring it to your room then let the smoke do its job
what if i gas my family

i fucking hate myself not them they're great people i love very much

which is why the fetish shit is a big problem

which is what i can't stop doing because i get off to it and feel deep psychological fulfillment from

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What do you love more, diapers or your family?

they're in different compartments i like both very differently

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>adult diapers
Forget the stop being gay
This should be your #1 priority

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Its either killing yourself over diapers or throwing said diapers away. Stop being a manchild its really not that hard.

>This should be your #1 priority
yeah i know how bad it is

what the fuck though why

i've been doing it since i was like 8

what the fuck makes someone like that

i can't tell what exactly happened

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>Stop being a manchild its really not that hard.
lol that's quite accurate isn't it

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not fucking reddit spacing your posts should be priority #2

oh shit lol

Ah ah he have a shit fetish and you said shit, time to dab

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Pathetic

yes that might be half of the attraction

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So what are you actually going to say to your dad?

"Let me eat your shit daddy"

And i'm fucking eating cookies now, fucking hell i'm gonna throw up

probably fuck off and never ask me about what you saw

then he might try to hurt me

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say to him: my ass faggot

stop reading this thread while you're eating

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want me too i want the violent beating early

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My own post almost made me puke, not the thread, cuz i imagined it, fucking hell give me bleach

vocaroo your conversation with him. preferably with beating included

AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Whhat a fag!

happy thoughts kobe, happy thoughts

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ignoring me only matters if its nz

junior you have failed to invoke even a single emotion in me

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>doubling down on being retarded
stream it at least, so everyone on 4chins will know what to do when they want to get killed

Yeah, i'm thinking that i need a gf, it worked

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just buy one lad

>posting in your thread
>ignoring you
pic very related

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Well, i will need to offer her something, it's basically the same

sorry

i'm sorry

i have an autistic crush on nz

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Everything you do is autistic so that's not surprising. And kiwiboys are for brits only

i don't care about you
keep this whole psychological battle autism between you and the kiwi

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have him i don't give a fuck anymore

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*posts with nz proxy*

i have bigger problems than either of you right now

this is going to take enormous deception

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Enemas are hygiene products
I don't see why your dad would or should care

I think you do though

i really liked him

every other person is inferior i want that one

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i shouldn't even be on your radar in the first place

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Which kiwi was it?

You are just being paranoic

you weren't you were a trail into other people

i'm perfectly happy to die alone i don't fucking care

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The dude is a pussy

well you obviously have a very fragile ego so let me make this clear:
i don't give a shit about you
nothing i do or say is meant as an attack against you or to get your attention
stop bothering me with this relationship shit

much appreciated

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i think this was our problem

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gas this whole fucking thread

what?

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Someone do it, i want to die

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Im sure he's lying

yummy fries in my tummy will turn into smelly poopies, mummy yee

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>Im sure he's lying
im not

this has been the worst day of my life

how do i explain

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why is your dad not killing you yet?
cmon i want some action, this thread is getting stale

Dude what for did you needed that kit? Also grow a fucking spine and find work abd rent your flat

Stay with a relative or somewhere like a cheap motel/B&B for a while until your dad calms down. It's possible he doesn't actually care long term. How was your relationship with your dad beforehand?

For emptying shit out of his anus brainlet

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Show them a video about the health benefits of a coffee enema and act like you are a health guru.

Should have simply told him you suffer from frequent poop blockages and you were ashamed to go to the doc.

They made a episode on that obsession tv program, if i remember, after a while it's just unhealthy

>he could have just said he gets frequent constipation

>and he cleans bits of shit stuck in his ass with dildoes, and then he has to use diapers so he won't drop shit out his destroed rectum
also this is probably fake and gay

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Yeah, I know, but Bruce could pretend he's retarded and didn't know it was unhealthy.

wouldn't the headline be "dad found the dildos"?

Can't read you're bullshit faggot

No, u