Itt we write a quote that an american would say

>Brits are such cucks
>they have a woman as there Queen

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Show your flag, nigger.

>the headline is always right

Last time I checked america could wipe your shitty nation off the map at the push of a button.

I stick my big large peepee in your memeflag

>god bless israel

here's one
>Last time I checked america could wipe your shitty nation off the map at the push of a button.

Literally true.

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OP is a British kike that doesn't know the difference between "they're", "there", and "their"

"Portugal is the Greece of Europe"

In fact, I've got a "stupid shit I've seen Americans saying on here" folder such was the level of retardation.

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With conventional weapons....in one pass

Theres literally 1000s of videos of dumb americans

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>Israel is our best ally

>Dying for Israel is my dream

Lost to gooks in a forest and think they can beat the best trained military in the world.

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>there

'It's spelled "theiur"' –avg Brit

>there are people who unironically believe the united states lost in vietnam
lamo @ ur liefs

What happened to good old napalm and nukes?

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You realise we have nukes too, right? Neither country would survive an all out nuclear war.

America lost. Its well known outside of America

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>(mean comment)
>doesn't go to jail

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I was simply asking why we Americans didn’t just bomb them to hell

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we have the greatest military in the world. lets waste time doing what israel wants

>American hate thread
>35 replies, 19 posters
Seems about right, you fucking spergs

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Because other nations would definitely have gotten involved at that point. And mb for misunderstanding.

I dont "hate America". I'm literally just re-posting things Americans have said. They're so fucking stupid you offend yourselves

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yet america can't stop turning mexican

my fucking sides

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because most of us are just browsing and laughing our ass off from the stupid comments of your fellow mutts.

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This

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We literally stopped fighting because of morale and bitching from hippies back home, otherwise the numbers showed we were slaughtering, but since the American life is worth more than some jungle gook every solider death was a huge loss.

I think they're just trying to rile the spaghetti but I always have to point out the facts anyway.

This is an amazing collection.

>christianity is the real religion of white people, paganism is a kike religion
>most hispanics are white and based
>texas will always be republican even at 10% white
>kanye west is based and i'm voting him for president in 2024
>i'm more concerned about preserving the GOP than whites

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We can though.

>we won the space race
umm sweetie the russians won the space race?

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I had to scroll over your flag to see where you are from.
The absolute state of non-countries.

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You're losing to a bunch of Mexicans, puta

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From the country of trannys and mooslims.

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kek

Get the fuck off my Facebook blog.

Learn to laugh at some jokes you fags. I’m American and I find some of these funny

Retards like you need to be culled. We won the war dumbass. We signed a peace treaty, then left. It's not America's loss when S Vietnam can't defend themselves

>we won the war

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and they just keep coming

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Sure, just like *you* won the War for Independence too, right?

>tfw every American knows the stereotypes about us and we simply play to them for reactions.
Lmao you Europeens havent figured this out yet?

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Fuck that, this thread has me in tears laughing. God damn

I remember this
>start of Greece debt crisis
>everyone was mocking greekbros saying pay denbts
>mutt wants to join in on the fun
>quotes an Argentinian and does the same

>Total US casualties including KIA/MIA/etc 58,220-58,318
>Total NVA/VC casualties 444,000-533,000
>Neither number counts civilian deaths because it would put the North Vietnamese in the millions
>We would have unironically taken over the entire country if we kept going but it's okay because we left first so it's a US loss

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lmao the butthurt is amazing. learn to take a joke, fag.

Lol, 50 nukes we gave you. Only 1/4 would be viable considering your submarine doctrine of one at sea at all times and Brit nukes are sub launch only. But whatever dude, keep believing what you want.

>>Neither number counts civilian deaths because it would put the North Vietnamese in the millions
>somehow this is considered a win
the fucking fuck you psychotic edgelord? Also good job bombing the shit out of some rice niggers in a jungle bro, real hard matchup lmao, and you still fuck it up

see:

Here you go fag. Listen to Me. Goldberg: youtu.be/7hqYGHZCJwk

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we didn't lose vietnam, we chose not to continue fighting

>Fucking nigg- oh hey uncle Philip, is that you?

you are a god britbro. this made my night. never stop, this is golden. saved and loved.

Fixed:
>>Brits are such cucks
>>they still have a monarchy in 2018
Who voted for the queen by the way?

>(((pragerU)))

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Okay? I can do the same to you. Name all 50 states without looking it up. What's that? You don't live in the US, so you don't have to know that?

What ever happened to subjects and predicates living together peacefully

So this is the power of Russian literature?
Dostoevsky would be proud lmao

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You're just acting retarded then? Really good act you had all of us fooled.

You're alright bong. Keep linking stupid burger posts, this shit has me rolling

>this level of amerimuttness coming from a german
like master like pet, huh? Each european nation is unique in its own way, with thousands years of history each. Every american state is the same, with minimal history or cultural differences. How is this not obvious lmao

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Did I ever condone the killing of civilians? No. Do I consider their deaths a win? No.
>inb4 bloodthirsty warhawking American meme
Also the democide rate for both North and South Vietnam was degrees of magnitude higher than what the USA did. In fact the high estimate for civilians killed by US is about 10,000, while low estimates for civilians killed by South Vietnam is 57,000 and the same low estimate for North Vietnam is 131,000.

I can name all 50 states and where they are on a map.
Thats easy as fuck. It doesnt take any figuring out - you just can remember.

Is that a difficult task for you?

He's a jew, no shit. Did you even read my post?

Hold my beer and watch this.

W-would... Would you guys be happy if we just stopped posting desu?

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