Only ˢᵐᵃˡˡ countries can post ITT
ˢᵐᵃˡˡ country general
geographically or population wise?
Is new zealand smol?
preferably geographically but population wise can hang out here as well
yes ᵛᵉʳʸ ˢᵐᵃˡˡ
I think russia is pretty smol actually
England is pretty smol
INDEPENDENCE NOW
ooof
20 seconds later a Chinese tank parks on you
am smol
Pfft ya'll are amateurs.
If you forbid me to post here I nuke you.
Landschaft (Country) Eiderstedt are very small!
New zealand aint smol
If anglos and germans post i post as well!
nice try but NZ is a nuclear free zone
it is literally impossible for us to be nuked
what?
yes we are
medium size countries are not allowed to post here
leave or i will report you to the mods
nukes bypass customs
Im in
nuh uh
its just the same as how it is not possible to commit a shooting in a gun free zone
we are immune to nukes
my country is South Brazil, which is pretty small (like my peepee).
I have the tiniest pepe
BIG COUNTRIES NEED TO
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But say somehow - and I know this is a huge stretch but stay with me- somebody managed to get a nuke into new Zealand territory and tryed to detonate it what would happen?
big countries get out of our small holes
I would stop it it
I'm from a relatively small state, population wise, am I allowed?
it says country for a reason dumbass
But my country blows!
No >:(
leave immediatly
But you can't stop every nuke...
yes i can
Vive la france!
Mimimimi!
What if someone was to nuke the north and south island at exactly the same time?
Get fucked, countrylet
Please? No one even likes my state
Ireland is smol
this nigga from wyoming for sure
Singapore a cute
why would they do that?
Close user, very close
but u guys r an economic powerhouse compared to us though so you r not aloud here
Why does this thread exist actually? To talk about the good things of having a smol country?
Well, I feel more unique that way. It must be shitty to live in Russia, America or China and feel like 10% of the whole world population
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Some people are just evil I guess...
this thread exists because ˢᵐᵃˡˡ countries have been pushed around and bullied for too long and we will not stand for it anymore, we will band together and fight back
gamers rise up!
I support you in this New Zealand! Together you guys can do great things!
I wasn't bullied
Cute!
Adorable!
Is greece a small country ?
that's because your country is basically Moria and it would take a Balrog to chase you out
thats because you have gold
we dont have gold!
get fucked
I'm not a country, but I'm smol.
yes
you can join us Greece
But how can we fight back against the big bully countrys? And do I count as smol?
Great
I'm in Utah and my family was persecuted from the union. So can I join too?
you are ˢᵐᵃˡˡ
I think if we get all the small countries into a group then go after the big countries one at a time we can do it
all the pacific islands are ᵛᵉʳʸ ˢᵐᵃˡˡ so we will control the pacific!
then as we make our way in the big countries we will divide up the conquered land in to lots of small countries and have them join us because they will also be scared of being bullied by the big countries
imagine it, a world where every country is small, perfect balance and harmony
if Utah becomes and independant country then yes you can join
right now you can be a friendly ally
I will accept friendly ally. I doubt we will break off unless the country gets too bad.
I did some quick maths about what would happen if all island countrys joined together the other day, I'll try to find it in the archives at lunch.
Sadly I'll probably be going to bed soon which is unfortunate because I'm very curious how that turned out.
posting
You are big in my heart hungary :(
Fuck trianon
I did the maths about the economy of every island combined (including places like hawaii that are considered parts of other countries) and im pretty sure it was over $10 trillion
I didnt save it though
would be interested to have a look at the population, military, resource production etc of such a nation
But or island is smol
It was:
Good question, looking at Wikipedia for information shows that the population would be around 700 million, making it the third biggest country by population, interestingly around a third of these people would live in Indonesia, around a fifth would be Japanese. The third biggest country by population would be the Philippines with 15% of the population.
The largest island would be Australia with 60% of the total landmass. Dispite the fact they have only 3% of the population.
The smallest country in terms of population would be Tuvalu.
It would be fairly interesting to know the GDP of this country group but I have other things to do. Furthermore where do you think the capital city of this country should be? I think that Tokyo makes the most sense.
Tokyo or, for sake of space and ability to grow outwards as the nation requires it, Australia.
ok you can join
I wish we had money :((
oh hey
you posted that in my thread where I asked what if all the island nations came together
glad to see you are a repeat customer of my threads
I thought it could be you, us island nations always need to stick together after all!
Singapore could also work
Melon.
I'm big wot u gon do
hewwo
ICBM can hit any place in world. Especially if it lauch from atomic submarine. Does not matter what status of place.
White Russia best russia
you're on my list now leaf
nuh uh
nukes cant get to us because we're nuclear free
Just you wait
COMING IN HOT
Hello my fellow micro nations.
But we got beavers jacked up on Poutine, it'll be like Afghanistan on steroids
Beavers are the Queens subjects, she will order them to stop, what now leaf boy?
gimme a big hug, onii-chan
Em I smol enough?
We still got our last line of defense, the mighty milkbag barricade! Made of bulletproof deer skin reinforced in maple syrup microfibers, this secret and ingenuous wonder-material will help us win the mighty war against the filthy anglos
Oi there.
Delete this thread immediately, New Zealand is STONG not "small"
>inb4 Cyprus
Clearly you have underestimated the might of a group of lads and a bottle of warm larger. We will rip through your wall like paper!