I am
Are you sexually frustrated?
Ok
no i just sucked cock
You have no idea
ID checks out
I almost wanted to pay an ugly prostitute 800$.
Who knew nobody wanted to sleep with this
I may be scrawny but i have a nice face and some girl's go for that cute shy boy look
If your gonna get a prostitute for 800$you better bet a good one
U for real
Are you?
Look mate your best chance to find a girl is at a home for the blind
No, I'm 90% ironical and 10% supra-post-ironically wondering how fucking retarded you can be.
>6360287
Yeah because even blind bitchs know i'm hot
Sorry friend i'm not retarded just hopeful
Delusional would be a more fitting word to describe you
More because they couldn't see the top of your head or your noodlearms. For the record I don't need yous from (you), mocking you is enough.
Please become an unununperson you doubleplusungood prole
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Well i won't be delusional for much longer because i'm working on gaining weight and workingout hell i'm even going to take my ged test soon so i think i might just make it after all
Nothing can save you at this point boy-o, but keep on dreaming and wasting your time here responding to people mocking you for their entertainment.
Yeah you finally started eating every day as well lmfao
This lul, literal incel pollack tard who was homeschooled
Omegalul
no
but i have an out of control libido and want to fuck all of the time
Masturbate more you dummy
It could be worse, you could be space cowboy
Is this the part where you talk about spanish chads?
i want the big dick spaniard chad to fuck me until i can't walk properly anymore
umm i can help you. i im very good at making spaniards hung. *summons Spains posters* sergie come here please
im sexually retarded
im a bit like that too to be honest
Holy fuck why is that literal underage space tard still here get some fucking perspective
But Im already here, no need for summons
ok its fine. give him the D!
He's probably doing ""reps"" on his 3kg weight while pretending to make progress hahahahahah
Don't be surprised when he uploads pictures of his arms in a week and tells is all about the non existent muscle mass forming lmao
oh right, i forgot that you're in Sweden atm
based..
your brain is tiny lole
The vitamin D?
Heck, that was fast!
I wanted to lead you on a bit longer
But he's dad's stronger than you???
give him the sea men!
Seamen is one word ritsu...
Kekekekek, yup a 50 year old man with more muscle mass than a teen big surprise lul
DONT WORRY THOUGH GUYS
i was given a literal 3kg weight for my birthday so I'll be buff in no time (then I'll totally be more Chad than a 50 year old man who ruined his kid's life by homeschooling him) lul
the sea men!
go away chad
hehe
why are you in sweden atm anyway? if you don't mind me asking
It's one word
Seamen!
ok. sæd. we just say sæd from now on. get the sæd user!
Just visiting family before going back to uni
Nothing weird like sex tourism or anything of that sort
1. Fucking based image
2. Aight my bad bro I'll be a would be Chad some place else
Semen-the male reproductive fluid, containing spermatozoa in suspension.
Seamen-a person who works as a sailor
okey semen. i lost. can i get yours?
For what reason?
Good comeback
*cum back
for your love. i need you! put your bepper in my mouth. i will make you feel good :3
thanks user
you have family in sweden? that's p cool
come to au next pls
come back chad
Nice image!
I don't think you are the real ritsu
No
umm i am. im sorry im a bit like that. im just a bit horny and i havent had erp in a long time :(
Post more pictures like that one
yes
stop trying to lewd the shit post in here
it's not right
yup. me and my grill haven't had sex for 6 months... it's torture
I'M OUT
THIS
I'M GOING OUT FOR A JOG
it's one of my favs
parkgee is based
but people lewd me! why cant i lewd other posters! is it bad?!
oh i hope you get better. i have never had any bfs or gfs. good luck
it's called being a bottom sweety
nothing you can do about it but take it
take it you slut
oh im sorry :(
It just seems odd when you do it.
Hooni is pretty cute
I think he wants to keep it though
Yeah, Im half swedish
aus is so far lad
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Its sexual revolution ritsu
Also Im saving all these homo korean pics, they nice
im n-not a slut. i think! but everyone is kinda a slut. please dont hate if i actually am a slut :(
yes ofc
i know. im bad at it. im usually the one who gets it. im trying to be masculine! give up your booty now please
At least buy me a drink first ritsu, but why are you trying to be masculine all of a sudden. You are for gentle loving after all
Is he sleep deprived or did someone give him a black eye?
Either ways good
thats true i cant really be masculine. will you giv me the cuddles?
I want to give the bulliboi a carrot
Don't give him the cuddles, give him the rock (large) instead
Yeah I would, but you are way shorter than me so it would be strange...
Dumb rockposter
Give him the cock instead then see if I care
i want you to bully me with your carrot
he's sleep deprived
hooni is a qt shut-in
WHY DID I OPEN THIS THREAD
ok give me the cock. i love the cock too. anyway how high are you? im a bit horny now actually...
>qt shut-in
It's a shame that's not feasible in real life or I probably would have adopted one by now
But I don't want to give you the cock, I'm at work at the moment doing database stuff so I am neither high nor horny
Fuck oceans n shit
I wouldn't give me dick to a shut in like you
oh. im sorry. im really horny i will just fap it off. have a nice day user :)
but im not a shut in. im a normal person!
I don't wanna get your scales all caught up in my dick you fucking reptile I wouldn't fuck you even if you weren't a shut in
pls adopt me chad
:(
No lmao
But if you were a shut-in I could adopt my very own ritsu
mean
i'm going to bed now
goodnight chad and spain
im not a lizard! im a boi!
umm i wouldnt be against it. please kidnap me!
>Chad
Kek sure goodnight buddy
>A LITERAL LIZARD
JUST
Gnight footlad
im done fapping now :3
no u. im not a lizard :(
If you come to the UK you can come and live with me, I'll go to work and you can look after our house...
sounds nice but i need to finish my education. hmm you seem like a nice person though. i hope you get a nice partner