Do you ever think about becoming a father?

Yeah sometimes

But nobody wants to sleep with you, you know how sex works right?

It's just something I think about a lot, most every day it pops up in my mind at least once. I don't think there's anything wrong with that really.

If i work on myself i could get a girl no problem
Well you'd probably be a better dad than mine

So I'm your dad now?

Maybe move far away from civilization and start a family

No

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I am going to get a cute wife and we are going to have 12 kids

If you want to we could make it happen

Yeeeeaaaahhhh, it really isn't. Taking care of someone who will just be parasites for the next 18 years of your life. Even worse is if they discover Jow Forums and start spamming kot threads at Jow Forums. They will never leave.

That's my plan too
Sorry i don't think that would work

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Maybe after my career

They aren't parasites they are children but if your worried about your child being a retard just beat them

pic related is who my wife will be btw
and my kids will bully your kids at school
and they will also bully you because by the time they are old enough to ride bikes without training wheels they will be bigger and stronger than you

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Hong-kong already broke his promise about helping me forever, as a companion in life. Now you force me to lose my one and only son? Why does everyone on Jow Forums foresake me?

I wish I could be your father

I'll teach my kids how to fight and they will beat the shit out of your little genetic abominations
I'm sorry

Space cowboy already have a father, me.

I'm sure I can be a better father than you for him

That's not how it works. You can be his uncle and my brother if you want to.

I don't understand

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ok Ryu calm down
lmao

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Don't worry son, I'll handle this.

nothing wrong with being skinny

Its the other way around. I think about never becoming one because uh, reasons.

Go ahead and pick on me it won't bring you inner happiness

I would like to be your father so I could beat some fucking sense into your asspie ass you little scrawny delusional fuck

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>Reasons
What reasons?

t. skinny twink nu-male faggot

but it brings me outer happiness lmao

Sometimes. But then I realise, the first 5 or so years would be hell, and everything after they're 10 would also be hell.

That's what my real dad should have done but i guess he didn't care enough

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i want to be a mum

That your arm, son?

the gay

You are a very angry little person that will die alone

thats you except you're fat

Oh

Sucks to be american I guess

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thats space gayboy lmao
there was a whole thread about it yesterday, you should search for it in the archives

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Hide this thread, and do not talk with space gayboy, you dumb retards

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>pic related
>calling anyone else little
lmao

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No it sucks to be me

omg gais there nuthing rong wif bein skinny
if you are an adult man and weigh more than 45kg then you are fat

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It would probably complete me.

Me too i don't have a happy family so making one would be the i could know real love

but your like 100kg fatty

What's going on with nu-males chins?

To much soi and bad genetics

thats actually a girl who is taking hormones and got surgeries to try and become a guy
weird as fuck right? 99.9999% of the time its the other way round

but I have a 22% body fat though

ok
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yes

you could donate some of your hairy back skin so she can have a proper beard one day

Chins are all genetic, this guy is genetically challenged. Not everyone can have a defined chin like me though, come to think of it, most people have shit chins.

I want to one day! Just need to finish college, start my career and find the right woman. No point in becoming a father if I can’t provide for the family.

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Just don't wait to long

How long do you think ‘too long’ is?

When your to old to to produce sperm

90 yos can be fathers

It's very unlikely their sperm production will be up for it.

implying I will ever get a gf lmao

But they probably won't be around to see his kid grow up

You promised you'd help me, forever.

Don't worry you will make it if you work hard

what now

Help me understand

Yes

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how?

Perhaps one day we shall have what we want

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there was a guy in india who was in his 90s and had a kid

Yes I want a cute Christian fundamentalist tomboy gf and we will live on a farm with 5+ children and tons of guns and fight skinwalkers and other cryptids

But don't skinwalkers only live in the America's

I also want to escape this paki infested shithole and come to mutt land

Yes but I'm not ready and don't think I deserve to be one, for now. Also think I might die before getting married. But if I ever become one, I'll make his/her life far much better than me when I was a kid with my father, I won't do his bad habit/side (whatsoever) to my child. But I'll follow his good side and characteristics, I wish he's still here to teach me about parenting someday. Sleep tight old man.

F.

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>I'll make his/her life better than mine
This is the job of every parent

No. Kids are dumb, annoying and a complete waste of time and money. There's literally no logical reason to have kids, it's all about dumb instincts

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No. If I had kids I would just end up fucking them

>There is no logical reason to have kids
What about love family and the survival of our species?

>love
There are plenty of people to love already

>family
What makes you think having a family is better than not having one?

>survival of the species
Literally who cares about that

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No love compares to the love shared between a family and having a family is good because you have people who love, support., and understand you also dyeing alone isn't good you cringe edgelord

>survival of our species?

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You can get love and support from many people without having kids. Your parents, your gf, your friends... Having kids because you're unable to form sincere fulfilling relationships with other people is equivalent to buying a pet just because you're alone

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fuck

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>Your parents
>Your gf
>Your friends

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Then stop wasting your life shitposting and go find some people to get that love and support from. They sure aren't going to show up in your house out of the blue

>this delusional