We need to talk about these fucking CAPTCHAs

Can Google selectively turn on captcha hard mode for select websites?
Why have captchas gotten longer, slower, and more difficult to complete? I've used 3 different devices and they are equally slow. It's really fucking obnoxious.

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the more you post the harder they get as well

Just buy a pass

how much?

>have your post history pinned to your full legal name and address
no

Mine gets reset after like every two posts. Then I have to wait ten minutes to sign back in. I've also noticed that I almost never get gets anymore.

it's part of the training. The way that you highlight pictures with fraction of the object, the white squares obfuscating next image so you can't click too fast, etc. They're literally training us and gathering data

They are using your moves for future robots

Training?

the captchas have been getting close to where I live, should I be concerned?

>should I be concerned?
deebly

to highlight pictures in a specific way. The white squares are the most annoying. I wish I could go back to writing captcha, but I guess every book in the world is already transcribed to digital by an army of anons

ATTENTION DIPSHITS
>ATTENTION DIPSHITS
ATTENTION DIPSHITS
>ATTENTION DIPSHITS

- Install 4chanX browser addon from Jow Forums-x.net/
- Open settings and enable "Noscript Captcha" and "Captcha Fixes"
- (Customize other settings if you want, it's a cool addon)
- Captchas go through in one try every time
- No more slow-ass fade-in/out bullshit
- Can use keyboard instead of mouse
- Quality of life significantly improved

>ATTENTION DIPSHITS
ATTENTION DIPSHITS
>ATTENTION DIPSHITS
ATTENTION DIPSHITS

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last year when I bought one it never signed me out unless I tried to use it on my phone, then it would sign me out of desktop.
you're deleting your cookies or something

Need some confirmation on this from other anons before I trust this nigger.

archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/text/4chanx
>Searching for posts that contain ‘4chanx’. 3629 results found.

Ok but what do I do when I’m on my phone

They're using it to classify images to feed their AI. You're actually helping Google fuck you in the long run, thanks Jow Forums you fucking asshats. use anything but fucking google captcha.

holy shit, this place really has tanked

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>what do I do when I’m on my phone
kill yourself

>decline starts right after the captcha switch
Funny how forcing people to click street signs for 3 minutes just to post "lol" drives down traffic...

Mi wife's boyfriend will get mad if I install Jow Forums nazi shit in his laptop.

CAPTCHA is slowly turning me anti-semitic
>the crosswalk Jew

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Windows 10 turns people racist
youtube.com/watch?v=3spnGnavWFg

Googles bread & butter is influencing behavior

Possible psychological testing?
>how many times will user fight the sign captcha before they start skipping it?
>how many captchas before user starts clicking faster, indicating annoyance?
Valuable info if your goal is to influence behavior

Also wondered if your post content or history influences the difficulty
Programs can gauge the tone of your post
>positive tone = easy captcha
>negative tone = hard captcha
This would give you positive & negative feedback to influence behavior
Haven't tested it

>voluntarily using windows 10

>I PAID SOMEONE $119 TO STAB ME IN THE BALLS AND NOW MY BALLS HURT, WTF???

I've been noticing this for months

Yeah I sometimes I have to go through 6 or 7 of them. Absolutely fucking retarded.

>doesn't remember when they gave away Windows 10 for free for a period of time

On my phone I simply click it and it ticks itself, on my laptop it always takes at least 3 tries, sometimes like 8-9, till it actually fucking works

>haha what a cuck, didn't get stabbed in the balls for free
smuggie.jpeg

lol

I've never installed 10 on any of my home computers.
t. went straight from windows 7 to linux

I hate how you have to research and fix your own problems on Linux.

>I need my ass wiped for me. I don't like taking on the responsibility of finding my own way.
hello, zoomer

My time is valuable. In the weeks it takes to fucking get my usb wifi adapter working I would have made thousands. If i have to pay a premium to make sure shit works, I'm not going to bat an eye.

On the Computer I often get no CAPTCHA at all, just the box "I am not a robot".
On the phone on the Omnichan app Captchas are tedious.
If I get "street signs" as a CAPTCHA, I know I'm in for a long process. These are never accepted and repeated until they finally chose another theme.

Captcha is disgusting. The fact that you have to click more than one box ever to solve a captcha is pointless from the standpoint of what it is supposed to be used for.

jewgle gets enriched by our free labor and they get to see every post we make

tax the goyim as much as you can

>Option A
Get a Jow Forums pass
>Option B
Learn how to delet your cache/history/temps
>Bonus
Lear how to change your IP

Profit

kys

Hiro purposefully has google using the most annoying recaptcha versions as a way to push people to breaking down and buying his Jow Forums gold pass bullshit.

What you should do is download Jow Forums X extension, turn on noscript captcha and the auto-load captcha options. You get a simple no-nonsense image captcha. No multi-panel images, no refreshing images, no doing a dozen captchas to finally post, etc.

like this

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>struggles with captchas
>thinks he deserves to post opinion on Jow Forums
No.

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>can't recognize street signs
>it's the system that's retarded
user..

mfw Jow Forums, the 'smart board, has trouble picking matching pictures

It's like they never finished kindergarten.

t. gookmoot with a proxy

Not moot.

But I can't be sure that anons are just joking about captchas being hard.

They need the data badly for self driving car technology sake.
As long as my effort goes to their research progress i don't mind participating on this.

>download Jow Forums x
>clicking on the replies to ID just opens a thread on the original post instead of taking me to the one I clicked
How do I fix this?

>Why have captchas gotten longer, slower, and more difficult to complete? Because your social ranking is low. Captchas are very quick and easy for me. I'm a good citizen.

>good captchas for good people
It's just logic. No wonder pol does not understand.

"working as intended"

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>clicking too much
Click as few as possible. Which is what the Indian captchas solvers do- they do it for automated systems.

That is, you're not actually picking all the signs as much as you're picking what the Indian would pick.

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Or you can stop being a dick-riding apologist faggot and fuck off.
Everyone should be using Jow Forums X noscript captchas instead. No muss, no fuss.

>everyone should be using this cheat
>surely gookmoot would not respond
You're why we can't have nice things.

That's not how it works too, brainlet.

I haven't had any in a long time

Maybe that would be a good thing. Reduce some of the trolling perhaps, or not.

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>unable to understand humor
>calls others "brainlet"
checks out

>REEEE HOW DARE YOU USE THE BETTER CAPTCHA HOW ABSOLUTELY DARE YOU REE REEEEEEE BUY A PASS GIV SHEKELS GOYIMZ
fuck off, kike

blame the russians

i had massive problems with them on pale moon. Its really convenient and easy with Firefox.

That's fucking annoying.

just force captcha v1 in Chan X

>>just be smart
>reeeeee
Really jogs the nog..

This. If it weren't for Jow Forums X I probably would've flat-out stopped participating on Jow Forums completely. It was getting to the point where every single post I was trying to make was like pulling teeth.

Obviously google is fucking with Jow Forums captcha to kill this website. Even with non javascript captcha forced in 4chanX I get "your network is sending too much requests" sometimes and I have to change my ip and deletes cookies.
Hiroshima should just switch to an alternative at this point.

try Firefox, works for me

This shit is the absolute worst.
Gookmoot could easily implement a system like 8ch where you fill out a captcha and it's good for either 24 hours or X number of posts, whichever happens first. But no, instead we get increasingly more tedious jewgle recaptchas over and over and over until eventually you get pick-related and have to fucking change your goddamn IP or wait several hours to post again.

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This is loser talk. No namefagging.
Forced user only. Either it happens here or somewhere else. Namefagging changes the discussion into preening onion-boy reddit trash.
you have to go back

>muh trolls

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Tried it, it is garbage and even worse regarding captcha, as I can't even post.

>solve captcha
>"copy paste this text in the frame below"
>no frame below to copy paste
I can't even post with firefox.

This is the secret retarded faggot:

LOG OUT OF GOOGLE/YOUTUBE/ANY GOOGLE SERVICE

If you're logged in the active cookie session makes it 5x longer

Also, now I cannot check wrong squares. The possibility of google cars running over people are now less

Yeah, this is retarded, I even thought I caught a malware that was sending requests, so I reinstalled my OS.

This is false, I don't have a google account and captcha is hard to solve.

captchas are used to slow down important threads

>race war, nigger, brap threads
1 captcha
>importan threads
up to 10 capchas with fading
it doesn't surprise me since Jow Forums is a playground for the intel agencies around the world.

Ever notice for shill threads you dont have to fill them out, or get rhe easy ones?

Call me paranoid, but you may be up to something, when my post contain words like "nigger", "kikes", "jews"captchas are harder to solve. I can't tell if it's just a coincidence or a cohencidence.

Shame, it works like a charm for me. Click on three storefronts and its done.

Seriously what the fuck is the point of these retarded slow captchas?

Fuck off already Jow Forums

I can at least rationalize the multi-step ones as jewgle wanting to squeeze more free labor from you, but the ones that slowly fade in and out? That's just twisting the knife. It's making things more tedious for zero gain. all it does is piss you off.

It's a greasemonkey frame bug, I think. But whatever, it's still slow as shit and I'm better with ungoogled chromium.

good luck.

You are in level 9 now

Its GOOLAG using all of us for free training their shitty AI
hackernoon.com/google-is-using-you-recaptcha-hcaptcha-human-protocol-d911ff51a494

we really need to petition Hiro to change it for a different captcha (there is a drop-in replacement Hcaptcha that even promises to pay the site some pennies)

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then we auto avoid rokos basilisk, good deal

You confuse logic with feelings and delusions.

what do I do with this? What empty box?

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The more you post, the harder it gets from my experience

You're using firefox and greasemonkey, which has a bug with 3rd party frames.

>captcha v1
it doesn't work anymore

so how to fix it?

Hammer

Either use an other browser, or an other userscript extension (tampermonkey, violentmonkey), or you just use the cucked captchas.

THIS
I kept having to select buses yesterday and some of the buses I had to select were owned by the local bus company in my town lmao, they're not a large company either. pretty much just in my local area.

thank you, sir. #NotallFrench