what would Jow Forums do if they had a gun?
What would Jow Forums do if they had a gun?
shoot myself desu
I would hand it over to the police bc that shit is illegal
turn myself into an honorary american
Kill myself
Make sure i have the right permits. Take it to a gun range and practice shooting targets.
overtake this board as its rightful king
Why do they have a gun?
No need for a gun
Music is already good
A gun is too loud it ruins the tempo
Excuse me who do you think you are
FUCK OFF ASHLEYPOSTER IM THE NEW KING OF Jow Forums
Kot is not something that can be represented by a single person. Please stop using kot for your own selfish desires.
what GRAND and INTOXICATING innocence
you are correct that not one entity may represent kot, for a god is nothing without his disciples. however, one entity may hold grand power over the kot, rising a new original kot for every second that passes. I am THE KOT GOD
Kill myself
Only 90's kids
I don't think you understand who you are going up against right now
an anifag
Funny you mention that considering ashley is not anime
I had a gun. Had to part with it since can't be bothered to prolong hunting licence.
>fascination with a character that's a 15 year old
>not an anifag
1. That's the .45 Auto from F:NV that you get from the Honest Hearts DLC I'd recognize that stupid forward ribbing anywhere.
2. I own multiple guns including rifles, pistols and shotguns.
3. I would take it to a sanctioned area in the desert to plink and have fun. When I was done I would police my brass and cleanup any mess I may have made.
What’s wrong with liking cute video game characters that just so happen to be near my age
guns are okay. more fun is quarter-sticks of tnt. light em up, throw em in the quarry and watch booms. but 12ga shotgun is fun too.
You forget the REAL king of Jow Forums.
>near my age
>Ashley is 15
3 years is not close to your age pedo. How close is she? No judgement.
Closer than what you might think
>happen to be near my age
>closer than what you might think
banned
KOT GOD IS YOUR NEW KING, BEGONE
I revealed nothing about my age, stupid. Plus you can’t claim yourself as king of Jow Forums. It’s only reserved for those of divine right
>only reserved for those of divine right
>literally a god
>>>>>>stupid
you don't have to reveal anything for it to be clear you're underage
Reported, saged, hidden, called the mods, emailed moot, emailed the admin, called the cops, called the state police, called the county sheriff, called your ISP, called the District Attorney, called Interpol, called the NYPD, called the State Attorney, called the LAPD, called Child Protective Services called the FBI, called US Homeland Security, called the CIA, called the NSA, called the US Marshals, called the local courthouse, called your State Constable, called London Metropolitan Police, called the German Police, called the TSA, called the US President, called the attorney general, called the National Guard, called the US marines, called the US Navy, called the US Air Force, called the US army, called the Royal Navy, called the governor of every state, called the Federal Air Marshals, called every sheriff deputy, called the Coast Guard, called the US Customs and Border Protection, called the RCMP, called every park ranger, called the mayor of every city in France, called the British Army, called the Queen, called NATO, called the Russian Air Force, called the Federal flight deck officers, called the UN, called the Corrections Department for every state, called the Australian Federal Police, called SWAT, called the Supreme Court, called the Mexican Police, called the White House, called the DEA, called the inspector general, called the Secret Service, called CNN, called ABC, called the vice president, called the senators for every state, called congress, called the pope, called CHP, called the Department of Fish and Wildlife for every state, called the internet police, called the US Capitol Police, called Chris Hansen, called Dateline NBC and called the Party Van.
(YOU MUST BE 18 TO POST HERE)
NEVER EVER TALKING TO YOU AGAIN EVER FOREVER, DON'T EVER (you), MY POSTS, DON'T EVER MENTION ME, FILTER ME, IGNORE ME, UNINSTALL YOUR BROWSER, CALL YOUR ISP TO TELL THEM WHAT YOU'VE DONE, DON'T TALK TO ANYONE NEVER POST AGAIN AND NEVER EVER EVER FOREVER COME BACK!
W-WAIT NO PLEASE I WAS JUST K-KIDDING
>calls himself kot god
>isn't an underage himself
I just literally not ironically emailed m00t and gook moot to tell them you're underage.
You dun goofed kiddo!
I backtraced it!
The consequences will never be the same!
>changes his IP just to get out of it
NO FUCK YOU! GET OUT OF BANT YOU UNDERAGE PIECE OF SHIT! LEAVE THIS PLACE LEAVE FOREVER EVER FOREVER EVER! NEVER EVER EVER NEVER EVER FOREVER EVER COME BACK EVER!
Don't ever speak to me or my wife's son ever again. I will now report every single last one of your posts forever EVER EVER FOREVER!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOONONONONO THIS CANT BE HAPPENING!!!!!!! NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO ITS NOT FAIR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH OH NONONONONONO PLEASE GOD NORMIE DONT DO THIS DONT GET ME BANNED FOREVER
ITS NOT FAIR I'M A GOOD POSTER ON THIS BOARD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PLEASE GOD NO ANYTHING BUT THIS OH NONONONO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH NONONONONONONONONO THIS WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!!!! ITS NOT FAIR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
you think I've simply declared myself the kot god by some self jurisdiction of power-grasping ego-stroking falsehood? HOW PATHETIC
I am the kot god by simple definition, have you ever seen an individual wield such immense power over the kot? I summon a new and unique kot at every moment, I conjure forth kots never before seen to the human eye! you cannot argue, and you cannot win. I am immortal, I am a god; I AM KOT GOD AND THIS BOARD SHALL SOON LEARN MY EXCELLENCE!
PROVE YOUR AGE RIGHT THE FUCK NOW THEN SHIT FACE! I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL NOT SHARE THIS FUCKING SHITTY BOARD WITH EVEN SHITTIER TEENAGERS!
PROVE YOUR AGE RIGHT THE FUCK NAO OR SO HELP ME GOD I'LL CALL MOOT AND HAVE HIM CALL HIS BUTT BUDDY ANHIRO AND HAVE YOUR ASS PERMABANNED FOREVER EVER EVER EVER !!!!FOREVER!!!!
I GOT GOOK MOOT ON SPEED DIAL!
PROVE THAT SHIT RIGHT THE FUCK NAO!
AGE VERIFICATION GOOK MOOT I TOLD YOU WE NEED IT BUT DID YOU LISTEN?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Yes sir here’s my birth certificate
Whoa... I can use picsart too...
>he doesn't know
kot god is no AMATEUR
Whoa... I can pirate photoshop and make edits too...
where are all the other kot gods
Probably not namefagging
You will be reported for life every single last post I will report. You could've just posted the birth date on your ID while censoring everything else but no now you're gonna be permabanned I'm calling gook moot right now.
>suddenly a god
oof
OH WAIT NO I'M SORRY HERE'S THE CENSORED VERSION
(hypothetically) take down a rothschild
Okay ashley you can stay. Gook moot just called me a faggot anyways and told me to stop snitchin. m00t told me he wanted to be the little girl so he's got no problem with what you're doing.
So carry on I guess but if you're really underage just leave. Nobody here wants to be party vanned and there's a special place in hell for people like you right next to the child molesters.
>That post doesn't exist anymore.
kek underage b&
Nooooo how could I be banned!
Pussy out.
I wonder I wonder why. Who would do such a thing?
He arrives...
>tfw abib takes my reports seriously and actually bans the people I report
Well considering my Beretta is sitting in my bedside drawer right now.... shitpost on Jow Forums.
>he takes his reports
>very seriously
Why not just use the gun to keep tempo then.
Like a drum kit but instead of a snare just a fuckin Deagle. Sounds fun.