Jow Forums is an anime board

Jow Forums is an anime board

>only post in anime threads
>constantly create new anime threads
>bump all dying anime threads back up to page 1

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I saw Bill Nye at a lab in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him to teach me about electrons or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Bill?” but he kept cutting me off and going “BILL? BILL? BILL?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen beakers filled with colorful liquid in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to have a degree in biology.” At first he kept pretending to be a scientist and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the beakers and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any science denial,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a real thing. After she scanned each beaker and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by mixing the solutions really loudly.

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positively based

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Woke up this morning 5:30 sharp with a blowjob from two bitches, one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. Must have came about a quart of sperm. They wanted more, cockslapped them unconcious, I had to hit the gym. Frontflipped from my 14th floor loft into my valet parked 2018 Ferrari (I got connexions) and gave the valet 3000$ in loose change. Pushed my **** to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at the gym in no time. When I entered, the room scent suddently changed from sweat to wet pussy. That;s just the effect I have on hoes. Did my usual relax routine, 6000 push-ups, 8500 crunches, bench pressed 30 plates, etc. etc. you know the drill. After doing my **** in 16 minutes, my super strong senses got in action, I was smelling pussy. I looked up, and sure enough this fly honey was coming towards me. When i say fly, I mean that bitch was fine as a *ing umbrella. 18 years old, 44DD titties on a tight *ing frame. I mean a real skinny bitch, the type you losers jack off to, she didnt weigh more than 5 pounds. Took out my trouser monster and she started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. Then I gave it to her while all the guys were giving me high fives and all the hoes were on the floor squirting like mother*ing fountains. Made the *beg for my cum, but I didnt give it to her to prove a point, I still came but only compressed air came out, imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. Didnt say nothing, hopped back in the Lambo and went back home. Now I'm sitting here, drinking 15 000$ champagne and eating gold plated sushis made by the 2 bitches from earlier. Its only 6:30 and I did more in 1 hour than you ***gots will do your whole life. Enjoy jacking off to stupid drawn pictures. Luigi out.

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b/a/nt

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anime is immortal

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>he is not allowed to drink now

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I am not the basement dwelling alcoholic Australian anime poster, if that's who you are referring to.

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the fuck

Not what you were talking about? One of us Australian anime posters is as I described so I presumed you thought I was him.

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bullshit but i believe it

Which part is bullshit?

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Hex is for breeding, post more.

Are you saying you don't filter all cirno threads?

Sorry, I don't have any. Not my style tbqfh

that's we're allowed basements

have ypu been talking about me junior? mwah mwah come get a hug i wanna rub my musk all over you

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ok, this is wierd

aiight guess I'll bust out the alcohol too

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(We're Australians)

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Quick question for y'all:
>tits
or
>ass
?

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ass

boobies

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they only push you away from who you love

boobies are evil

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Ah, it was a trick question actually! The right answer is cute and lovely hair! The true mark of a beautiful animu grill!
(although I don't mind the other two)

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I have a learned response to this vampire to immediately get diamond hard. My dick knows it's off to smugtown.

Quiet you gay
u rite u rite

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The opposition in your post makes it extra sophisticated

>Quiet you gay
only so you hold me closer

the tittirtanic in our way well

that's a trouble

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*smacks your face*

*leans in and whispers*
>checked

You know it
You know something user? No matter how close you hold someone, you never merge into one person. It's disappointing.

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EVERYONE STOP NOT TALKING

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w-what do you wanna talk about?

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Fucking gayposting degenerates.

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o-ok?
So, huuh, what are you doing right now?

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Proud anime watching, loli lewding, hentai loving degenerate over here!

Jaaaoo~n!

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Burn in hell you waste of space.

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kek, no u

AMUNE

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grow up kiddo lamo

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I didn't think that far ahead.
Playing battlerite and drinking
luv u

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Wot's Battlerite?

>Be like 32
>Post images of children drawn by japaneese facists
>Grow up kiddo lmao

Ok profligate.

Reminder that God hates fags.

They're not gay posting they are talking about how they like women

>be like 20yo zoomie
>gets mad at people enjoying things
>filthy degenerates

Sure buddy

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Jaaooooaoo~n!

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A really underrated game, its a skill-based team arena brawler thing? idk, it calls itself a moba but its not a moba.
(god doesn't exist to be quite desu)
To be fair I like both

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Ooh, I see. Like, ahem...
>LoL
Personally, I'm playing Avorion rn, is a gud gaem too

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I've heard of battlerite, hope you have fun on that. I wanna play a game now but don't know which.

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NO ITS NOTHING LIKE LOL, NO LANES, NO CSING, NO BASE, NO RESPAWNING, ONLY TEAMFIGHTING LAST TEAM STANDING WINS
(I suggest battlerite)

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Heh, I knew you would react.
It's not really my type of game, but it does look rather good indeed.

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What is Avorion? never heard of it.

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It's a voxel game where you build spaceships and explore the galaxy n sheit. I find it very relaxing, thanks to the score that goes with it, and the overall visuals. Here is a screenshot of what the game looks like, with one of my ships.

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You mean like no mans sky?

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Based

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REE33EEE333EEE333E
Exactly lmao

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What does it actually involve? What do you do in it?

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>You know something user? No matter how close you hold someone, you never merge into one person. It's disappointing.
deep and sad

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You do what you want really.
You can pirate ships and steal stuff to sell it back on the black market.
You can pick up quests for some cash and equipment for your ships
You can act as a trader and cargo things around the galaxy
You can kill pirates and aliens.
You can build mines and space stations to build and sell goods.
All of that while exploring the galaxy, mining asteroids and build up your ships.
It's not easy to get into at first, but it is quite interesting, and you can build your ship the way you like.

All the tell tale signs of the gay. I need you to come with me.

Interdasting. Maybe Ill look into it. The main thing putting me off it is the voxeleyness but I could overlook that
Are you gonna make me suck your dick in the alleyway?

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