Good day, commonfolk. It is I, the plague Doctor of Jow Forums. The gay still lingers as summer ends. So...

Good day, commonfolk. It is I, the plague Doctor of Jow Forums. The gay still lingers as summer ends. So, make sure to tell me of any oddities within your fellow anons and yourself. Tell me of your symptoms.

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My brother didn't specify his gender before we had sex

Hmm, gay and a redneck. Tsk tsk.

I recommend painting your body blue so that you will scare away your brother.

thx will try that

Hey doc I'm back for a checkup. Want to make sure what you did last time worked

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i miss when Jow Forums wasn't so gay. :(

some anons are disgusted by the sight of donuts, is this a sign of the gay?

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Right....
What was that again? I don’t have the best memory.
ᴵ ʳᵉᵃˡˡʸ ˢʰᵒᵘˡᵈ ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᶦᵗ ᵈᵒʷn

There's some dude with split personality disorder like a few boards over I'm taking care of it

I miss it too, but it’s not right to dwell on such things. We must prepare this board for the next generation of posters, and we will be glad.
Indeed. If they are turned off by holes, than it can’t mean anything else.

You don't remember? I'm pretty sure what you did was ᵗᵃᵏᵉ ᵒᵘᵗ ᵐʸ ˡᶦᵛᵉʳ ᵃnᵈ nᵉᵃʳˡʸ ᵏᶦˡˡ ᵐᵉ

What board, I want to take notes.

It's the I think I'm going insane right next to this board in bump order

Ah yes. How is living without your liver? Any changes in your body behavior?

Ugh, I don’t want to go to /b/

It on bant my man

Oh... I knew that

Yes many in fact. I was stuck on that table for 3 days before I was given a replacement. I only lost consciousness 3 times, which is pretty impressive for myself

Yeah, sorry about that. Apart from that, you feeling good?

what if they are also turned off by bananas?

Maybe he’s allergic to food? In which case, I need to study him.

Yeah I’m feeling much better overall. Don’t feel as gay anymore either

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Very good. You still have a goy ID though. Don’t know If I can change that. I ran out of red pills after taking a trip to /lgbt/

Why do you have this saved and named? HMMMMMMMMMMMM

kot kot kot is kot
kot id

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I think it's kind of funny

I'm so sorry about you having to go to /lgbt/. Was it as bad as I hear?

is this gay or straight

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No

gay

PD on the left

I... uh. Wait hold on. Hmmmm........ no, but it’s pretty questionable, considering he’s fucking someone who looks like a guy.

Me on the right

Fuck off

no u

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PD while I was a teen me and a friend gave each other hand jobs every now and then when I think about it I masturbate
Do I still have the gay?
What can I do to cure it?

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Pd can I give treatment to this one

Hey again, PD
you cute nigga

It's okay 2 b gay prove me wrong

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you shitty injection didn't work, i'm still gay
if anything it got worse, fuck you and all of your posts
bump from p6

im sick with the gay doc. also i have been sick with a cold more then a week. i think its getting bad. hopefully it is gone by tomorrow

are you sure its not pneumonia? have you been to hospital?

@6384221
I hope you die

>pneumonia
what is that? i dont know but it seems it never stops

Doc can you cure my haemophilia?

Lung infection. Do you have a wet cough or something like that?

I'm worried about Bumstead, he normally seems ok but then he has moments especially around Normie (who is beyond saving) that concern me

YEY DOUBLE DUBS

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yeah when i cough i get slime. is that normal. sorry for the late answer :(

no its very fucking not normal, go to a doc, seriously, this shit is dangerous

it feels like normal coughs. its not like im gonna die right :(

Chances are you will be ok

I need some subtle gay-tests for a certain friend I have less than neutral meanings.

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yeah it feels like a normal sick day. but it has lasted much more then usual. im probably fine

>Awvco
c-close..!

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ask him if traps are gay

this

He will think I'm a weirdo, not sure if he even knows what traps are..

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Hello based PD

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I keep having dreams where I take unnaturally large poops

I think the poster above an below me may be gay

I've been listening to the backstreet boys, should I be worried?

I got matched with le female on le dating app

you know what that means?
Im le bonafide heterosexual

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Pretty much sums it up.

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This thread has been hijacked by the Fascist party of Poland