ITT: Things NPCs say

I'll start:

>Trump is literally like Hitler because Hitler attacked the press just like Trump.
>Work-life balance is important
>Getting married, having children and passing on your genes is the ultimate purpose in life

What are some other ones?

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my ass faggot

>People are npcs

go back to your containment board

ACHTUNG ACHTUNG

MOD IS MOVING NPC THREADS TO Jow Forums SO THAT THEY CAN'T BE ARCHIVED

ANY UNUSUAL RELOCATIONS TO Jow Forums ARE FOR THAT SOLE PURPOSE

go back there

me eat ya dick and fuk fuk yo whait girl

>t. NPCs

can I get a quick rundown on this NPC meme?

Jow Forums can't into statistical analysis
business as usual

Jow Forums redditers being schizophrenic and thinking they're special because mommy and daddy kept on calling them special

Jow Forums is so self important that they think they're the only people in the world who think things

people who don't believe Jow Forums have no soul

I posted like 3 or 4 of the NPC threads just to see how many people would unironically agree with it.

I don't actually believe in that stuff, I just like to fuck with Jow Forums because it's fun. I also started the thread claiming the NPC meme was a CIA psyop

it baffles me how eager those guys are to jump on any kind of feigned approval or backpatting no matter how shallow it is
maybe Jow Forums just collectively needs a hug

based leaf

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fuck off

Here's some examples:

google.com/amp/s/www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/pristine-inner-experience/201110/not-everyone-conducts-inner-speech?amp
Link to the study

holy shit the aussie got so mad being btfo he's now gonna start sperging all over the place

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>hehe I can post in other threads but not u XDD

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Here's some examples:

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well, what started off as another /polsjw/ cringe at least turned into a good laugh
I guess we have you to thank for that

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>damage control

>t.npc

OP, get a job and stop worrying about other people. You sound like a teenage girl.

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>Anime is for weebs, and being a weeb means not having a social life, which is something I MUST have.
>Why don't you watch porn with real girls or have sex with a prostitute? A real man will fap to real women.
>Go clean up your room and get a job, bucko.

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U mad leaf ?

NPCs get really mad when you mention NPCs