My girlfriend is an NPC

I thought the NPC meme was funny at first, then I started to think it was stupid. I didn’t think NPCs were actually real. So I was talking to my girlfriend about having an inner voice, and she was like “what do you mean?”

And I was like “you know, how you think to yourself about stuff.”

And she was like “you mean daydream?”

and I was like “no, that voice inside your head that is you.”

And she was like “What are you talking about?”

And I was like “the voice you hear when you’re thinking”

And she was like “I don’t hear a voice when I’m thinking”

So, I was like, “what do you think when you’re by yourself.”

And she was like, “what do you mean by that?”

So I was like “if you’re all alone what do you think of.”

And she was like “I don’t know, whatever I’m doing I guess”

My girlfriend isn’t stupid. She gets like A’s and B’s in college. But this has really irked me. I’m not sure if she’s even like really self aware or has a real personality. But I still like her. What should I do?

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I never been on /bant. Everyone isn’t autistic are they

uhhhhhh

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dont be silly, you dont have a girlfriend

Shut the fuck up with your long ass boring story American subhuman

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It’s like a 60 second read

Has anybody ever tried cooking with their own semen?

About a month ago I got adventurous and decided to fap into the frying pan, using my semen in place of little extra butter I usually put in the pan when I'm grilling grill'd cheese.

I didn't notice much difference in flavor when I tried it, although it definitely didn't taste any worse.

Last night, however, while in the process leading up to grilling two sandwiches for lunch for myself and my sick mother, I noticed my neighbor's 13 year old daughter changing in the yard next door (our window sort of faces out into the neighbor's yard, the suburban layout of our community is somewhat strange), presumably after getting out of the pool. I got the urge to fap and decided to incorporate it into my cooking again in secret.

My mother did seem to notice a difference in flavor for the better - I nonchalantly told her I used a different butter, which in it's essence wasn't entirely a lie, I just didn't specify it was my nut butter. I'm not about to outright lie to my mother.

I consider myself a respectable man of principles, you know.

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>literally hearing a voice when you think
Smart people think on a higher level than mere words. OP, I'm afraid you're the NPC.

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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This is seriously retarded.
You don't need an inner voice to be self aware.
Chimpanzees don't have a inner voice and are self aware.
People have inner voices to help them with practicing Language. Not because it makes them more introspective. If you can recognize yourself in a mirror then you must be aware of your own existence.

its not about being self aware
its about people not being insectiods who only 'think' about their immediate surroundings, and dont care about anything
yes, you can 'think' in different ways
my earliest thoughts were photographic/images, audiotorial but not my own voice, and then linguistic

OP you saw the leddit image about that insectiod asian chink, try to get her to think, try making her think deeply

Uhhhhhhhh

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In a way i agree with this. I think usually with words, but by the time im finished with the words I've already expressed what I was feeling in my own head. The thought is already finished before the first few words are thought.

You don't need an inner voice to think deeply about things

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If you needed an inner voice to think deeply then every culture would think in different ways due to the constraints of their language but we don't see that. We see a bunch people telling similar stories and inventing similar things throughout history

I thought part of the problem with Chinese people is their language is fucked up. That’s why they have this “insect” reputation. In Chinese, they only use words that are nouns and adjectives, but don’t ever use any transitional words like “is” or “did”, so it’s a very abstract language, instead of a logical language like western ones. That’s why when Chinese people learn English they say things like “You order Eggroll?” The concept of transition words are foreign to them

Chinese people have done a lot of philosophy and mathmatics so so to say that their language hinders logic is absurd.

The insect reputation is just a stereotype just like how they are good at math. Which requires logic.

im not saying they never did
see pic related
when's the last time the chinese created anything good? they just patent-steal all of our shit

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You need to dump her op shes a borg.

They made the electronic cigarette
They made the first passenger drone
Next time you ask a question try using Google first

uhhhhhhhhhhhh

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>e-cig
>invention off of a white mans invention that doesnt require much innovation
lol

Name something America invented in 2016

we literally do see that, that's something that's studied in psycho-linguistics

le ebin solar roofs
>inb4 one of the people in the company are asian
>inb4 asians created x so that wouldnt exist lol

It has two schools if thought and only one of them believes in what he said.
I'm done arguing I'm in the middle of working out
And this game is stupid

doubt it

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My inner voice is so vivid that I feel as if there's another spirit inside my mind who guides me and gives me advice. I mostly think with an inner voice as I want to be able to explain it later on to others, so I figure my mind first has thoughts which I translate into something comprehensible.
The weird part is that my inner voice is in english but I'm easily able to express myself in both english and my native language, so I assume that my inner voice does not limit or hinder my logic.
Most of the day when I'm alone I'm always in contact with this inner voice and I can't get rid of it unless I'm vividly imagining something.
I figure this is why normalfags can't stay in isolation for a longer period of time, because they literally don't think and they are barely even self aware.

Wittgenstein disagrees

>it says here
uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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ARCHIMEDES! NO!

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tldr

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She's a robot programmed by the FBI to track your every move.

No, but most of them are.

Same here. People calling it autism are NPCs.

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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listen to Alice, he is always right

uhhhh

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uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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>same reaction images

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>they're responsible for vapetards
>this is an accolade on China's part

you've actually lessened my opinion of the Chinese desu

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women are all NPCs, worse than that even because they literally can't even into reasoning beyond 'muh fee-fees & wahn-wahns'

and this is how we know this shit meme came from Jow Forums

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