I was on /gif/ looking at some fight webms

I was on /gif/ looking at some fight webms.
I'm scared, Jow Forums. I don't want to get beat up.

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>I was on /gif/ looking at some fight webms.
>I'm scared
Pussy

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just take my wallet. dont beat me up. pls.

What you think I'm broke or something?

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why else join the armed forces?

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Didn't you say you were latino?

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Offer them something else so they dont beat you up
You know what happens in prison right?

i thought about making this joke, too.

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>Offer them something else so they dont beat you up
like what?
>You know what happens in prison right?
race war

For education and for new experiences.
Yeah, but I have a job.

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>For education and for new experiences.
I entrust my freedom with you. Please protect it.

Just remember to do your kegels

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Wouldn't it be strange if I enlist and World War 3 happened at the same time. I'll begone for some time. Hope I get a job in the air force that stationed in Japan or Germany.

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Nah, you'll be fine.
When are you going to MEPS?

pls no nuke

don't play coy.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_states_with_nuclear_weapons#Nuclear_weapons_sharing

holy shit I didn't even know
why haven't we nuked anything yet

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in 6 months, in the mean time I'm working out and studying for the ASVAB.
This is the job I want

airforce.com/careers/detail/nuclear-weapons
but if it's not available I'll be this.
airforce.com/careers/detail/pararescue

>in 6 months, in the mean time I'm working out and studying for the ASVAB.
You should have no problem getting the job you want. I was a dumb kid and got an 89 on the asvab, no studying. I got rejected during meps, tho. :\

You...You need a high school diploma to assemble nukes?
That doesn't sound safe

>I got rejected during meps, tho.
Health issues?
Don't worry about it.

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>Health issues?
yeah, they made me appeal and see a psychiatrist and I told them I would not under any circumstances kill anyone, even if it was a command, and that I'm a pacifist.

nuke denmark

>I have a job
t. gringo

at any rate good luck my man

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>I told them I would not under any circumstances kill anyone, even if it was a command, and that I'm a pacifist.
Why did you want to join?
Why?
I'll be just maintenance, not the guy who pushes the button.
In america it's the Gringos and the Negros that don't have jobs.

>Why did you want to join?
Free tuition

I want to get a Bachelor's in astrophysics. While I'm working with them.

What branch of military?

>What
Which

I need sleep

sweet. I just finished a course of astro. it's not really my thing but it's interesting nonetheless. you could become latino science man

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Navy.
Goodnight, SPACE POST.

>you could become latino science man
With abs and pecs.
MOS?
>SPACE POST.
I got to go jog 4.4 mile right now

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swole latino science nuke man
I love it

idk what the code was, but I wanted to be a hospital corpsman because I wanted to be an emt eventually. Ended up going to school for EE, though.

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It is ok buddy, I will always be here

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:D

kys yourself faggot

For the glory of Greater Israel!

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