I was on /gif/ looking at some fight webms.
I'm scared, Jow Forums. I don't want to get beat up.
I was on /gif/ looking at some fight webms
>I was on /gif/ looking at some fight webms.
>I'm scared
Pussy
just take my wallet. dont beat me up. pls.
What you think I'm broke or something?
why else join the armed forces?
Didn't you say you were latino?
Offer them something else so they dont beat you up
You know what happens in prison right?
i thought about making this joke, too.
>Offer them something else so they dont beat you up
like what?
>You know what happens in prison right?
race war
For education and for new experiences.
Yeah, but I have a job.
>For education and for new experiences.
I entrust my freedom with you. Please protect it.
Just remember to do your kegels
Wouldn't it be strange if I enlist and World War 3 happened at the same time. I'll begone for some time. Hope I get a job in the air force that stationed in Japan or Germany.
Nah, you'll be fine.
When are you going to MEPS?
pls no nuke
holy shit I didn't even know
why haven't we nuked anything yet
in 6 months, in the mean time I'm working out and studying for the ASVAB.
This is the job I want
airforce.com
but if it's not available I'll be this.
airforce.com
>in 6 months, in the mean time I'm working out and studying for the ASVAB.
You should have no problem getting the job you want. I was a dumb kid and got an 89 on the asvab, no studying. I got rejected during meps, tho. :\
You...You need a high school diploma to assemble nukes?
That doesn't sound safe
>I got rejected during meps, tho.
Health issues?
Don't worry about it.
>Health issues?
yeah, they made me appeal and see a psychiatrist and I told them I would not under any circumstances kill anyone, even if it was a command, and that I'm a pacifist.
nuke denmark
>I have a job
t. gringo
at any rate good luck my man
>I told them I would not under any circumstances kill anyone, even if it was a command, and that I'm a pacifist.
Why did you want to join?
Why?
I'll be just maintenance, not the guy who pushes the button.
In america it's the Gringos and the Negros that don't have jobs.
>Why did you want to join?
Free tuition
I want to get a Bachelor's in astrophysics. While I'm working with them.
What branch of military?
>What
Which
I need sleep
sweet. I just finished a course of astro. it's not really my thing but it's interesting nonetheless. you could become latino science man
Navy.
Goodnight, SPACE POST.
>you could become latino science man
With abs and pecs.
MOS?
>SPACE POST.
I got to go jog 4.4 mile right now
swole latino science nuke man
I love it
idk what the code was, but I wanted to be a hospital corpsman because I wanted to be an emt eventually. Ended up going to school for EE, though.
It is ok buddy, I will always be here
:D
kys yourself faggot
For the glory of Greater Israel!