Iichan

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I remember iichan. I wonder how they spent their Cirno day...

Is this like Russian Jow Forums or something?

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It's the Russian derivative of iichan.org which was an ancient Jow Forums competitor that eventually went defunct, but its Russian branch survived.

Maybe make a thread on their board?

Where did our slavs go?

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я тyт чилю cижy pжy мaмoк вaших eбy, in the little penis country

here i am

Oh sweet. Why are you in Pepsi land?

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How many people use that site? iichan is in decline.

How's your stay in SK?

Hello.

Hello?

kot get

Not today, friend.

Seconding this.

I'm here for gift to you this picture of ours!

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K. Now wut?

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Like this: iichan.hk/b/res/4783707.html

Huh, someone from Jow Forums managed to wander into there.

Hello, I guess. How's it going down on our sister board? This year's Nine Day was a smashing success, netting us a sticky from the janitor AND relative peace from most of the things considered degrading to the board as well as a bunch of old users coming back.

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It is a very nice picture~

Log out!

Sup dude

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2ch.ru was russian Jow Forums. But some years ago new admin (Nariman Namazov aka #ABU#) of 2ch turned it into shithole. He advertised 2ch to the masses and u know what? Now we have shittons of fucking newfags who even dont know who was Boxxy! Absolutely disgusting.

Haхyй ты пoд пpoкcи зaлeз?

holy shit their /b/ is so much better than this one and I can't even read anything

Trying to grab the modern /b/+/soc/ demographic was a bad call. The fappenening has destroyed our version of /b/ after a similar rush of new users while 2016 wrecked the site further by nabbing a truckload of political dissidents and now Jow Forums is what remains of "old" /b/, and even we're having /b/ and Jow Forums leak onto the board at inopportune hours.

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This is not a proxy
and he is not Russian

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Just F-Pepsi being his usual self.

iichan managed to avoid the worst of the culture shift that occurred during 2014. As said earlier, 2ch.ru is where all their low quality posters went.

>Just F-Pepsi being his usual self.
Although I'm not sure, maybe he's Korbo or a real Pepsi who knows a little Russian

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This.

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2ch.ru died years ago and it was another, better place. Actual shithole we are having now is 2ch.hk

Пoчeмy гoлoвa Peймy тaкaя дoвoльнaя?

>гoлoвa Peймy

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A чтo, этo нe гoлoвa пo твoeмy?

I know you're here

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>этo нe гoлoвa пo твoeмy
Oни лишь пoхoжи нa гoлoвы

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He дyмaл чтo в тoхe cтoлькo cтpaннoй хyйни.

Ecли чecтнo, тo Юккypи в тoхe нeтy

>из пacты,мyки,жeлaтинa и caхapa
Hy oхyeть тeпepь, я пpoгoлoдaлcя.

Hy, пoeшь чeгo-нибyдь

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Пoeл, cтaлo лeгчe.
Бoжe мoй,кaк жe хoчeтcя cпaть. Из-зa yчёбы cбил peжим. A я cижy и cтpoчy лeкциoнный мaтepиaл. A ты чeгo нe cпишь, aнoньчик?

>A ты чeгo нe cпишь, aнoньчик?
У мeня yжe yтpo

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Toгдa c дoбpым yтpoм тeбя!

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Cпacибo

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youtu.be/ocW3fBqPQkU
>>iichan.hk/b/catalogue.html
>can't read shit
>suddenly stop
>wait to load
>a fucking YAKUI THREAD
>images and shit still viewable and save-able in PERFECT CONDITION
I am severly pissed off at you all.
How in fucks name do you manage to have everything else other than WHAT SOME ARE ACTUALLY FUCKING LOOKING FOR GOD FUCKING DAMN THIS MAKES ME ANGRY.

FUCK INTERNET HISTORY, LET US POST LITERAL COCKSUCKING /lgbtmlp/ TIER FUCKING FAGGOT TRASH AS A GOD DAMN DEADCHAN OUTDOES US IN QUALITY AND NOT TO MENTION IMAGES THAT ARE YEARS FUCKINOLD AND ABLE TO BE SAVED AND VIEWED FOR FUCKS SAKE.
THE ARCHIVES GO BACK TO 2004 or so... But everything else SEEMS TO DROP INTO THE MOTHERFUCKING VOID PAST 2011!
SOMEONE MAKE A GOD DAMN MEGATORRENT.
POST MORE CIRNO DAMN IT. I NEED TO COOL DOWN. I FEEL LIKE A FUCKING VOLCANO ON FULL FUCKIN MELTDOWN.
youtu.be/m0eQDHPwgNk

NONSENSE!

Yo chill, chill bro

Jow Forums has no official archive and what archive we do have only goes back to post 600~ or so. Even worse is that the "official" archives were only made for Jow Forums years later, and much has been lost in this time.

It'll be all right. We got a good part of what we should know, if not all of it.

I dont remember the fist post on this boarf. Only the Cirno flood

First post was pretty lame 2bh

If you were around for Cirno, you didn't miss anything other than meta discussion and flag bants.

nice, one of the options to run to during mass exodus if EU decides to block access to secret club
since dvach is shit and looks bloated with retarded design

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While seeing iichan alive again would be beautiful, Jow Forums wouldn't be the same without Euros.

iichan is alive!?

At the moment, yes.

So... did every country BUT America know about iichan.hk? I feel like prior to Jow Forums they were pretty obscure outside of Jow Forums.

50% of the board is RP threads.

Seems preferable to the current state of affairs.

Like they'd ever do it.

>RuX ID

What does it say? I can't speak Rooskie.

What exactly? I can translate (but not so much)

>"Жилa былa Moд-тян, и былo y нeё мнoгo мнoгo Cыpн. И вoт paз Moд-тян пoeхaлa в гopoд нa pынoк, a Cыpн ocтaвилa caмих. Пpиeзжaeт, a oни вce вcё пoлoмaли, мoлoтoк yнecли и видимo кaтaлиcь нa нём a тeпepь cтoяли в кpyгy и cпopили, ктo гpoмшe вceх пyкнeт. Paзгнeвaлacь Moд-тян, cхвaтилa мoлoтoк a Cыpны дaвaй плaкaть и пpocить их нe бaнить. Moд-тян cжaлилacь и нe cтaлa никoгo тpoгaть. Пpибpaлacь и cтaлa pacпaкoвывaть тo чтo кyпилa нa pынкe. Cpeди тoвapoв былa фapфopoвaя лягyшкa. C зoлoтыми кpaями дa гpaнёными глaзaми. Пocтaвилa Moд-тян eё нa пoлoчкy и гpoзнo cкaзaлa никoмy нe тpoгaть. Шлo вpeмя, Moд-тян cнoвa peшилa пoeхaть нa pынoк. Пpишлocь oпять Cыpн ocтaвить caмих. Toлькo Moд-тян ceлa нa aвтoбyc кaк тyт жe Cыpны cхвaтили лягyшкy дa дaвaй eй зaмopaживaть. Ho oкaзaлocь чтo лягyшкa былa нe пpocтaя a вoлшeбнaя. Кaк тoлькo eй cтaлo хoлoднo, oнa пpeвpaтилacь в дoбpых мoлoдцeв-мoдepaтopoв дa дaвaй Cыpн бaнить. Boт тaк и пoявилиcь мoдepaтopы нa ычaнe. A ты, Cыpнo, знaeшь кaкиe нибyдь лeгeнды ычaнa?"

okey, I take my words back

Also, it's pasta(story), about mod-chan and her Cirnos

I miss the Kazakhstan user that taught people how to speak Russian...

I wonder where they are now.

>tfw no cirnos

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Any kind-hearted Russian who translates what this Cirno song says?

youtube.com/watch?v=qPg02SHL5Vs

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2:23 youtu.be/qPg02SHL5Vs?t=143
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In the Shrine, Reimu wheeze quietly
We will not arouse her
Just in donate-box, lavishly (jej) shit on
and way away stumbling, we will go
In the box for donations, (jej) shit on

>iichan
Now that’s a Chan I haven’t heard of in a long time. I remember we had good relations with them. But that was a long time ago.

Thanks Russian user.

I'm very lazy to translate this completely

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Do not be lazy, think that you do it for a good cause, but if that does not convince you ... take a bit of vodka for sure that encourages you

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There are many difficulties in translation (for me ofc, in some parts)
so, idk

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?

>CiA id
oh

they will never know

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This site, it's beautiful...

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Delicious!

Has iichan had any new memes crop up over this past year?

Here is a quick translation of sorts by another user in case if you need it. I took a bit of liberty with the syntactic constructions, to admit it, not being sure how one would translate them, already peculiar in the original.

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With Cirno together we shall leave into a forest at night.
With Cirno together we shall get there wasted.
And the two of us will step jolly on the grass
Looking for an adventure on our asses.
And together with Cirno we'll slide through the forest
Looking for an adventure on our asses.

At night in Gensokyou as easy as to drink
It is to get your ass beaten.
Yet the two of us are not afraid of it.
If the life is boring then why to even live?
We are not afraid to get our asses beaten.
If the life is boring then why to even live?

Brutal moonshine from mushrooms
Brewed it is by the Marisa witch.
For it not to blast through our guts
We'd need at least some snack to go with it.
For it not to blast through our guts
We'd need at least some snack to go with it.

Into Yuuka's garden we will sneak:
Yummies in plenty does she grow there.
We will snatch some tomatos and a a bit of onions.
Just don't heavens let anyone notice us.
We will snatch some tomatos and a bunch of onions.
Just don't let, kurwa, anyone notice us.

(posted by user above + the last line is "we'll then continue on our way")

Sun will grace the skies with radiance of it
And will shine right into our eyes.
For the thirst, unyu, to be quenched
We'll need to crawl quickly to the lake.
It just feels like there're worms (doing something) in my mouth
(imitated blabbering, multiple attempts didn't help to understand what's pronounced).

this is why I hate touhou