I just want a big strong Russian man to pound me right in the boipuccy, is that so much to ask?
I just want a big strong Russian man to pound me right in the boipuccy, is that so much to ask?
Isaiah Ward
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Jeremiah Wood
And I just want you to fall down the stairs and snap your neck. Is that so much to ask?
Isaac Brown
yes
Brandon Lee
is any aussie on here other than heaven straight lol
Jacob Gomez
There was Cockeyes, but he’s no longer with us :(
Oliver Hernandez
What hapened to her?
Jaxson Thompson
he never finished that damn comic
Adrian Stewart
>>/lgbt/
John Harris
not since cockeyes left
Grayson Jenkins
Well, we can't all get what we want I guess, but maybe someday I will get my Russian.
But user I love you!
Are you straight?
Jack Perry
>Are you straight?
leaning much more on the liking guys side
Logan Lopez
He never did, did he? But, he shouldn’t be known for just that. He was one of the best anti-gayposters out there, one of the only good Australian posters, and a good friend. He will be missed.
Do NOT call cockeyes a she, pooftah.
Lucas Murphy
Fuck off pooftah
Andrew King
Sure m8, but what happened?
Luis Collins
>but what happened?
got bored
left
Christopher Garcia
huh, same as me then. I wonder if there's something specifically about Australian culture that leads to more of us showing up here, or if it's just some sort of fluke. I do remember some instances in highschool where guys would pretend to be gay just to try to scare eachother, a boy tried that on me once, came up behind me and poked me in the butt with a stick and said "Oh user..." but obviously I just rolled with it until he freaked out.
Does stuff like that happen in other countries too? I always presumed it did.
Luke Price
The board was too gay. All of the anti gayposters left all at once. Only I remain
Carson Hill
The board ain't what they wanted it to be then.
Or it couldn't be?
Jayden Miller
First one, I intend on bringing forth a gay-free Jow Forums. Only than will I be at peace.
Hunter James
my hair's kinda long so chavs would call me gay
Then I threatened to beat their ass and suck their dick
dunno which made em more scared but it got me kinda popular for my no fucks attitude
John Nguyen
i really don't know, hey
school was very gay for me
Jason Watson
I want you to be executed in public unfortunately I won’t get that wish
Ryan Rogers
i just want a cute Australian boy to cuddle with me
Camden Green
yeah that kinda stuff happens here too
Nicholas Wilson
post hair bongboi
Juan Russell
Won't happen my friend, but good luck to you anyway
I've had a fantasy that was almost like that, except I had to suck their dick. I don't think I'd like it in practice though, but maybe if I was really horny.
Life is hard, isn't it user?
Then why are us Australians all faggots on Jow Forums? I don't understand!
Daniel Collins
Samuel Nelson
that's kinda gay
Blake Richardson
do you own a great dane by any chance
Carson Price
Nope
Dominic Diaz
where did you lost him Shaggy hahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaahahahaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhaahahhsaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhaahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahhaahahahhahahahaahhahahahahahahhahahahahaahahhaahahahahahhaahahahhahh XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Jose Turner
My hair is about the same length atm, actually a bit longer. I really need to get it cut cause its getting annoying but I've been lazy
Sebastian Campbell
dont cut it just get a better haircut
Asher White
how do haircut without cutting?
Landon Lee
with snipping duh
Cameron Ortiz
>snipping isn't cutting
the absolute state of russia
Camden Green
its a different word even thought the meaning is the same
Eli Reed
It's obviously context dependant.
Christopher Nelson
Aren't Russians short?
Anthony Allen
like if I call you dumb or stupid it still means the same thing?
Wyatt Wood
yes but if you call me dumb you wont use stupid
Adrian Parker
kot
Jayden Lee
but you will still be stupid
Ayden Russell
but not dumb
Anthony Evans
From here you both look retarded.
Juan Rogers
Austin Stewart
from chile?
how can you see anything with a llamas ass in your face all the time?
Elijah Allen
>is that so much to ask?
how much do you love hardbass?
Juan Clark
haha faggots
Brandon Martinez
Listening to it now. I like it
Oliver Price
Come to think of it, can gay australians be considered "пeтyхи" in Russia? I mean they are technically living in a penal colony afterall.
Cooper Peterson
technically you are a serf and should be digging up shit to build your hut
Logan Young
#OWNED
Ryder Campbell
>he thinks I don't
Easton Wood
disgustingly
Jaxon Anderson
Wrong answer huh? Oh well, I'm sure there is still a Russian for me
Aaron Cruz
>Then why are us Australians all faggots on Jow Forums? I don't understand!
I think it goes something like this:
>be australian
>banned from Jow Forums for shitposting
>banned from Jow Forums for shitposting
>even banned from /b/ for shitposting
>I MUST SHITPOST
>go to Jow Forums
>fagradar.mp3
>weak pooftas everywhere
>too gay, nope, better shitpost on /qa/ instead
or
>oh cool, its too gay, better shitpost here
Not really that hard to understand.
Adrian Cruz
Being gay is not the same thing as shitposting though.
Julian Collins
I never implied it is.
Blake Johnson
When I said faggots in the post you were responding to I meant it in the gay way, not the insult way.
Carson Robinson
I know. I don't follow you desu, I never said "faggots" in that post myself.
Parker Edwards
Hardbass it's just a meme. You're retarded if you're really listening to it
Nicholas Adams
nvm I am dumb carry on
(I just wanted to say what I thought was most likely to get me Russian cock, I never actually listened to it)
Jack Cooper
>Russian cock
Literally why?
Joshua Evans
Cause I respect Russia more than America and I hope your country beats their country, despite the fact that we're a strong American ally. So the idea of submitting to a superior Russian male is also kinda hot to me. idk why my fetishes get tangled up in my politics.
Jack Bennett
If you really want Russian cock, why did you not visit Russia?
Luis Ortiz
Cause they might beat me up or something right? To be perfectly honest with you I don't understand the culture over there but I do know that you have a much heavier anti-gay slant than compared to here.
Also its a lot of effort just for a racial preference, I'm much more of a slut than that anyway so realistically it doesn't matter.
Nathan Miller
>they might beat me up or something right?
you're right
Jaxon Wright
>Also its a lot of effort just for a racial preference
цpфe вщ нщг ьyфт?
Jack Sullivan
блять
Juan Diaz
>Also its a lot of effort just for a racial preference
What do you mean?
Thomas Taylor
I mean, flying all the way to Russia just to get with a Russian boy cause I have a thing for Russians. Flying all the way there would be a pain when I can get all the sex I want right here, sure they're not Russian but whatever.
Jayden Green
Are you a new aussie?
You arent either the alcoholic or footfagu right?
Brayden Kelly
Pooftah
Daniel Parker
I'm not gay but I am a lolicon
Jaxon Bailey
I'm not new or old really, I've been posting here since Jow Forums came out but I tend to only post once in a blue moon so people haven't really ever gotten used to me being here. Maybe I'll stick around longer this time idk.
Eli Garcia
Right here yo. Love me some pussy.
Parker Clark
Oh alright then
I was getting a bit confused since your posting style is pretty much a perfect blend of the two most prolific gay australian posters
If you mind me asking, why post now?
Feels like board has been pretty shit for the last couple of weeks in my opinion
But hey, I like your posts, hope you stick around if you are enjoying yourself!
Lincoln Green
There are few Russians in Australia, as fas as I know. Because it is difficult to obtain a visa.
Dominic Hughes
No I'm the aussie who's constantly drunk.
Jason Stewart
>why post now?
Getting tired of playing video games all day every day, needed to switch it up I guess.
Hi you.
Parker Anderson
How are ya.
I'm all the aussie that smokes white ox
Cooper Wright
Alright. I remember you talking about how you get drunk all the time, don't remember anything about white ox though, so you might be mistaking me for someone else. I remember you though. Did you go to rehab?
I went through a brief three or four day period where I was drinking every night, but I've noticed that combined with my prior eating habits have lead to me putting on a TINY bit of body fat (I'm still underweight) but yeah I'm cutting back on alcohol and junk food now.
Is white ox good? I don't buy cigarettes or tobacco myself anymore cause I know I can't trust myself with them but I do smoke when people give me them.
Jace Rivera
I know that feel, vidya burns me too fast as of late
I dont see you speaking of how you are a failure or how all your relationships ended in failure
I think you may be a different drunk aussie (or you are recovering)
Nolan Flores
>I know that feel, vidya burns me too fast as of late
I just feel like I'm wasting time when I play them at the moment, I'm hoping it'll pass. I'm not a NEET btw in case you were wondering, I just work very few hours and don't really do anything else.
>I think you may be a different drunk aussie
Anonymous image boards are hard
Parker Lee
Wrong drunk user.
White ox tastes like shit, but it give an extremely strong kick of nicotine.
Jordan Nelson
hm desu that sounds up my alley, when I do smoke I tend to go hard cause I love the headspins.
Blake Reyes
>I just work very few hours and don't really do anything else
Same as me in a sense
Go to uni full time 10 months a year, but the 2 I have off in summer feel awful, wish I could have found a job but it was such a short time that it wasnt really worth the hassle of looking for it
So its just self loathing, vidya, books and shitposting until it starts again
>Anonymous image boards are hard
Australian and kiwi posters confuse me desu
Jonathan Thomas
You shouldn't feel awful during your breaks, that sounds quite unhealthy. I haven't studied properly since I dropped out of highschool in yr11 but the holidays were always the best time for me, doing whatever I wanted. It was highschool that was making me depressed.
I mean these days I'm slightly depressed cause I'm kinda stagnant but hey I only work an average of 4-5 hours a week and I make more than enough to live on and build up savings... I'd like to be doing something more productive with my free time like starting up a new business but ehhhhhhhhh.
Jaxson Torres
I dont like the feeling of inactivity and stagnation I guess
>I only work an average of 4-5 hours a week and I make more than enough to live on and build up savings...
4-5 daily or for the entire week?
Seems like a good deal if you enjoy it
Daniel Hall
I do, it won't last forever though, I work as a gay escort and make between $100 - $350AUD/h depending on the services. I'm 24 but I look 17ish so I've still got time left in me but I need to figure something else out before this runs out. I intend to (and pretty much have to) be an entrepreneur for the rest of my life, since I'm gonna have no resume to speak of, but eh, I prefer doing shit myself anyway.
Gabriel Lee
You faggots are the reason no one wants to be here, because you are all boring pieces of shit who think it's "cute" to post this type of garbage.
Robert Perry
That's cute, user thinks we care about his opinion.
Ian Collins
Well if you only work 5 hours a week you could easily squeeze in a uni degree if there is something which you are interested in
Trying to beef up your resume a bit is never a bad idea but the best part about uni is the connections and relationships you establish
Just do something you want to do which has a good enough career prospect
>I work as a gay escort and make between $100 - $350AUD/h depending on the services
Sounds interesting, any stories if you are comfortable with talking about it
Lucas Taylor
I hope every single one of you fucking faggots kill yourselves soon. We need to get the faggot trash out and humiliate them like we usually did time ago.
Eli Cruz
>I work as a gay escort
I think I mastered detecting aussies now. That thread about 2 truths 1 lie was pretty good.
Josiah Roberts
Does your little divining rod grow an inch or two?
Carter Parker
based ssp
Elijah Lewis
>you could easily squeeze in a uni degree if there is something which you are interested in
Maybe? But uni is expensive and sure I wouldn't technically need to pay upfront if I didn't want to cause the government would do it and I could pay them back later, its still money I have to pay. Perhaps I'm foolish but I'm just gonna stick to free online resources for my education for now.
>Sounds interesting, any stories if you are comfortable with talking about it
Sure. Most of my experiences so far have been good to be honest, though by good I just mean the people I saw weren't mean or anything. Most of my clients are old and fat, but I don't mind that obviously otherwise I wouldn't be very good at my job.
I got into it cause there was a long period of time where I was between jobs and I couldn't find anything and I sorta just gave up and dole bludged for ages and got quite depressed. The idea of prostitution had crossed my mind cause I thought I might be good at it, but nothing really happened until one day a random old guy on Grindr offered me $100 to suck my dick. After that day I thought 'Yeah, I can do this.' and I bought a few ads online and I've supported myself that way ever since, been doing it for about a year now I think?
Oh do go on about how you're gonna humiliate me user ~
Not lying but k.
Brody Evans
>Not lying
I know.
wat