Every Jow Forums poster is going to die

>every Jow Forums poster is going to die

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nice

Not so sure.

Some look pretty resiliant.

>every Jow Forums poster is going to die a virgin

how will I get unvirgined before I die?

good

b-but where do we go??

This too.

I suppose it happened

Isn't prostitution legal in Brazil? Nigga, just buy some pussy.

I like benis, but that's not the point of the thread.

Me first

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We deserve it anyway

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You can't get AIDS if you don't have sex.

Looks like I may be first. Just found out I have cancer...

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>blood transfusions
>shared needles
>being born to a thot mum
not sex
dumbass

I'm immortal and you can't convince me otherwise.

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every Jow Forums poster is going to die in one week

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Good

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I've been telling you, you're cancer for months.

that's life

jokes on you I was molested as a child

Yeah, Cirno day is over world wide in 10 minutes. I don't know if I can go on.

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>tfw bant unironically gave me cancer
Nay sir it is you.

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based

haha faggot
What type of cancer it is anyway?

based

I'm not at liberty to discuss. I have to go see a specialist to find out more about it.

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the true measure of oldfag boomerdom
newfag zoomers can't into cancer

Its testicular isn't it?

I'm not even thirty yet bro.

I know how old you are.

I don't want to talk about it with you Alice. I know that bant will shit everything up about it for literally forever.
Just know it's fucking cancer bro.
I'm actually pretty frightened. I don't want to go out dying slowly in a hospital bed puking losing my hair and fingernails while having radioactive material pumped into me.
I'd rather shoot myself.
If I'm terminal imma come fuck with all you faggots by literally backpacking to where you live to do what have you.
>knowing an ecelebs age off the top of your head
>t. zoomer

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you'd know about it

>t. zoomer
you're younger than me fag, if you don't want people to know how old you are don't post about it every other day. It's not my fault I don't have alzheimer's like you.

Well if its terminal, and you don't want to discuss it with Jow Forums than its probably anal. And fuck you, I actually wanted to be supportive.

>you're younger than me fag
You should be the one with cancer boomer.
Sorry man I'm just freaking the fuck out lately. I might be gone in just a few months. I don't know who's going to shit on me and who isn't. I just have plans to see even that poo in loo motherfucker.
I've been here to recognize enough of you to want to at least see you before I fucking die. Plus see the world.

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Will you show me what food is good?

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Good thread

>I just have plans to see even that poo in loo motherfucker.

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I will tell you this, if you're on early stage of cancer go for chemo, and stay away from opiates as much as you can, its the only way everything else is complete bullshit. If its late stage than tell them to fuck off and just do that one thing that you really wanted to.
t. had to deal with 5 cases of cancer in the family

>what did he mean by this?
how was the test?

I take the test in 6 months, I'm studying in the mean time.

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What are you upto these days?
kissing boys and working for your uncle?

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>What are you upto these days?
Just working-out. working and studying.
>kissing boys and working for your uncle?
...............no
What are you up-to these days?

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Jow Forums and class. busy with projects.

What's the project?

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well, it's a group project.
one is econ and the other is HR.
so, we gotta make our own company. recruit, train and all those things which an actual company does.
and econ - finance, currency, biz and taxes in brazil

How much progress have you made?

done with all my work.

What if all your partners never finish?

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

everyone's almost done. it'll be done by today evening

>everyone's almost done.
They're lying to you.
>it'll be done by today evening
It won't

What do you know, Gregg???

I know your partners aren't going to finish in time, whiteboy!

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WATCHING BATMAN BEGINS RIGHT NOW

Cool, are you going to watch the trilogy?

si

Enjoy your 6 hour watch, I'm going to bed.

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WEAK GREG

No u

GO TO BED WEAK GREG