>tfw want to buy girl clothes and a dildo but risk mom finding out
Tfw want to buy girl clothes and a dildo but risk mom finding out
Brandon Rodriguez
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Noah Taylor
lol just do it
whats the worst thing what could happen anyways
Michael Turner
police killsquad visits his slumshack
Lincoln Kelly
mom will laugh at me
fuck you namefag, my house is pretty
Nolan Collins
If you were my kid i would beat the shit out of you
Luis Gonzalez
>mom will laugh at me
Then I agree with the russian, just to it
I thought you would explain how she would give you a beating or something, but if laughing is the worst she will do, she sounds pretty supportive
Caleb Morgan
>tfw want to take cute pics but can't find any stockings in my mom's drawers
Evan Gray
is internet shopping not a thing in brazil or something? lmao
Jack Nelson
gay.
Angel Ramirez
wtf, why?
but what about the humiliation?? I'll never be able to look at her anymore.
buy one
The problem is that someone can open my package. They never did it before, but if it happened this time, it would be the worst. It's too risky.
Nathaniel Campbell
Because you are a boy that wants to dress like girl and you talk about it on Chinese water painting board
Elijah King
>buy one
I can't
Ethan Jenkins
we can humiliate you here too you know
Owen Gonzalez
you could send the package to a friends house? or you could just go to a mall and buy stuff irl?
Cameron Garcia
Tell her its for for a funny hallowen costume, prank, present for a friend?
Grayson King
how would one go about to buy female clothing irl
asking for a friend
Adam Bennett
Just say it's for your girlfriend if anyone asks
Carter Rodriguez
well if you go by yourself theres really nothing to it. go to legit any store that sells clothes and pick something cute out maybe even try it on in the dressing room and bring in other clothes too to hide it. and if someone questions you when you check out say its for a friend or a gf. no one has to know your business. im an ex-trap so trust me ive been through this a lot lmao
Nicholas Adams
wouldnt people suspect something if i look like a khv tranny irl
Noah Rodriguez
what's khv?
Alexander Richardson
kissless hugless virgin
John Martinez
It's just a way to masturbate, you shouldn't be a fascist to your children
Why not?
But you are my friends, I'm talking about my mom here, she can't know about this.
>you could send the package to a friends house?
No, it would be weird to explain it to them
>or you could just go to a mall and buy stuff irl?
Good idea. But what about the toys? I can't go to a sex shop, it's way too embarrassing.
But what about the dildo?
Jacob Morris
over here in the states, they have edgy stores targeted towards teenagers that have sex toys in the back. do you not have any of those over there? also you dont have to buy a dildo to get a dildo experience if you catch my drift. alternatives exist!!!
Evan Rogers
Unless she finds you using it, you could still claim it was a present or you were going to use it to prank someone
Charles White
oh
i don't think you look like a khv, maggy
>Why not?
can't say on here
Logan Green
It's not fascism it raising your children properly
Adam Thompson
thats only because you havent seen me yet lole
Asher Lopez
>over here in the states, they have edgy stores targeted towards teenagers that have sex toys in the back
Really?? I don't talk much to people, but I never heard of it. I will give it a look.
>also you dont have to buy a dildo to get a dildo experience if you catch my drift
Explain further
Hum, I don't know, I doubt she would buy it.
Like, how they masturbate is none of your business, don't be a weirdo.
Juan Price
I was literally the guy who posted your pic on here that one time
I shouldn't have done that I'm sorry
Colton Parker
anything you find that seems like it would be fun to play with probably is. i used a fucking hair brush handle as a dildo for the longest time and i can say, it worked pretty nice lmao
Parker Price
If my son wants to jerk his dick fine but i'm not gonna let my son become a cross dressing faggot it's a father's job to keep his son in line
Brody Jenkins
time to change that
Christian Scott
oh lole
it was a shit quality pic anyways
what
Mason James
Well Im out of ideas
No dildo for you then mama's boi >:^)
Leo Thomas
give more cute pics
Christian Lewis
what am i going to get for it
John Peterson
ok glad you aren't upset about it at least
Alexander Diaz
lol
I guess I could try it, but it could be unsafe in the long run.
And what's the problem of dressing up to jerk off and then being normal??
aaa fuck it, I'll have to risk it, I need it.
Brayden Martin
more Jow Forums fame and many nice compliments. sorry, i am not cute enough to have any cute pics to trade to you :(
Christopher Rivera
>aaa fuck it, I'll have to risk it, I need it.
Just how much do you need it?
You sound a bit desperate
Brody Morgan
XXXXDD
imgur.com
Jayden Ross
Badly. I masturbate every day thinking about my butt.being used.
Michael Jackson
isn't this illegal in you're country
Bentley Jenkins
Do all russian men look like this?
Well maybe you need something more than just a dildo
Thomas Collins
(trips)
no
Hudson Evans
it's illegal to be a f*g in russia though??? and thx for trips
Kevin Jones
woah lole cute
Bentley Robinson
c-cute
Nolan Butler
not since the commie times
merci
John Smith
maybe. but I prefer not getting ahead of myself.
Asher Cruz
post ass faggot
Ryan Robinson
>bought girls clothes and a dildo
>mom finds out
>tfw
Hunter Edwards
n-no
and what happened??
Brandon Walker
yes
Jeremiah Ward
Stop being a faggot.
Jacob Phillips
into my blackmail folder it goes lole
Grayson Morgan
she threw out the clothes and gave me a talk
i don't think she knows about the dildo yet
Liam Morgan
cute
same
Also fucking hell is wrong with you, can't you just wait for 3 months?
Mason Gomez
*into my fap folder it goes lole
Noah Morales
Nice butt
Dumb crypto hacker
Justin Gray
owo
Owen Bell
eww i dont fap its gross and sinful
Juan Murphy
haha yes i am victor
back off idiots hes mine
Luke Flores
*ehh i do fap its gross and sinful
William Barnes
untrue
my words are axiomatic
Juan Barnes
>me
>ever posting an*me
lole
Blake Collins
Hello victor
Charles Martinez
no thats not my name i meant im the winner
Gavin Smith
Just do it
If your mom laughing at you is the worst that can happen then it isn't that bad.
Wyatt Jenkins
But all russians are crypto hackers
You are just a crypto hacker of the siberian boomer variety :D
Evan Young
*true
*my words aren't always axiomatic
Connor Wood
Haha, ok victor whatever you say
What a great bloke that victor is
Jayden Watson
prove it
Parker Peterson
thx
Ethan Lee
the thread was fun but i have to sleep, goodnight people
sure! i decided that is what i'm going to do.
Kevin Perez
*You've bested me yet again, SHIT POST.
*I am the gay and I love to save boy butts on to my computer and fap to them later.
Dominic Sanders
post dildo in ass when arrive thank
Josiah Campbell
You're a super freak
Cooper James
brazilians are cute and good
Isaiah Rivera
NO you got it all wrong i save it to bully people not to fap
and im not gay
and you didnt best me
Henry Morales
You need jesus
*YES you got it all right, i save it to bully people and to fap.
*and i'm gay
*and you did best me but next time I'll best you
Isaac Fisher
bbq
James Stewart
ok till when i slumber
Dominic Morales
*Later I'm going to go fap
Bye
Jason Davis
Evan Bailey
...
Logan Stewart
...
Connor Hughes
same situation desu, i wanna buy one of those remote control ones
Landon Martin
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
Levi Sanders
oh no, i want to buy my GF dildos and hot lingerie but afraid her mum will check packages