I'll start:
Once upon a time
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Kevin Perez
Nolan Sullivan
there was a hacker
Austin Scott
Named xXn00bsl4y3rXx
Ethan Hall
the end
Luis Hall
Volume II: The Returning
John Baker
He came back
Liam Martinez
and hacked all of denmark
Jacob Allen
With a massive erection
Gabriel Price
The end
Juan Thomas
chapter II
Ian Evans
He went to school one day
Jeremiah White
(Since this is neverending, there is no the end)
Jayden Wood
And saw an alpha chad sexing a girl
Isaac Edwards
so he challenged the chad to a duel
Hudson Gutierrez
He tipped his rainbow dash fedora and pulled out a limited edition Cirno katana
Lucas Parker
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Jose Russell
Then he cut a mellon and sold it for 5 bucks to a crack addict homosexual hobo
Camden Edwards
But it turned out that the crack addict homosexual hobo was actually Luigi.
Elijah Taylor
mario came and starts plumbering his asshole
Jack Morris
and mario came and stops plumbering his asshole
Luke Anderson
As Mario filled Luigi's butt with love, he screamed ''Yahoo! Mario number one!''
Thomas Kelly
xXn00bsl4y3rXx stroked his little dick as he saw everything.
Isaiah Nguyen
The earth suddenly exploded, and the hacker's consciousness was transferred to a S'liuupth'kch living in Alpha Centauri
Camden White
He then hacked the universe and restored Earth back
Ethan Murphy
WE WUZ KANGS