>be me
>19yo semi chad uni freshman
>meet 8/10 qt3.14 history major, also freshman
>drunkenly introduce self one night, hit it off
>flirt.exe has been executed
>start hanging out a bit, go shopping and shit
>shows interest in me
>ask to hang out, watch movie, maybe more
>”sure, sounds fun user”
>day of, ask if plans are still on
>”don’t know if you wanted to just be friends but I actually just started dating someone”
>wellshit.jpg
>”yea haha no worries”
>feelsbadman
>what do?
Well shit
Brayden Ramirez
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Benjamin Wilson
inb4 someone says ''Waaaaah! Waaaaaaah! He's posting frogs on my board!''
Jordan Turner
Are you okay user
Jayden Parker
who quoter
Jack Baker
Lol fucking loser
Connor Moore
Waaaaah! Waaaaaaah! He's posting frogs on my board!
Benjamin Gonzalez
You know how low you've sunk when even memeboi calls you out on your shit
Jason Powell
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Asher Wood
What's wrong with posting frogs when everyone does the same with fucking cats.
Adrian Martinez
You fuck cats user? That's disgusting, jesus, keep it to yourself
Christian Johnson
Fuck off
Robert Murphy
Okay, I must admit. That legit made me laugh.
Parker Bailey
dumb ponny NIGGER
Aiden Hughes
Stupid an*mefag
Ryder Clark
pony fag pony fag
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Jordan Hernandez
Lol just go fap to ur waifu bitch
Asher Collins
>19
you were posting underage 2 years ago. a crime is a crime
Jordan Ward
I do not fap on my waifu
Jacob Sanders
>19yo semi chad
Proof + Timestamp
Bentley Morales
Luke James
Holy shit, I got Kot
Aaron Watson
Gotta take a picture of this
Wyatt Rogers
Now I can tick 'Get kot ID' off of my to do list.
Jonathan Peterson
Welp, prepare for kotspammers to swarm you.
Jeremiah Watson
epic greentext bro
>be me
>browsing Jow Forums
>see a wild greentext
thisismychance.pptx
>screenshot
>go to r/greentext
>check to see if it's been posted yet
>it hasn't
>post it
>check back hours later
>mfw it got more than 400 points
>mfw now I have over 3000 karma
now i'm gonna go post this one to r/greentext
Brody Williams
HE HAS RISEN ONCE AGAIN
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Colton Mitchell
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Isaiah Kelly
John Robinson
MOTHERFUCKING KOT ID
Mason Gonzalez
The madman actually did it
Josiah Cook
kot
Luis Perry
kot
Ryan Perry
Thank you, gentlemen.
Ian Kelly
and all this time I actually thought the mods had messed with the id system to make it impossible to get an with kot in, just to fuck with us.
well done user
Gavin Anderson
Thanks mate, have a Foster's on me.
Robert Ross
Hey man, I'm a kiwi. I only drink steiny pures. But beer is beer
Ayden Morgan
Whoops sorry fren, here, have some crisps as an apology.
Michael Nelson
You don't have to apologise fren cus I was gonna drink it anyway. but thenk yu for the crisps. everyone in nz calls them chips, and we refer to chips as chips. sometimes hot chips to differentiate. gets confusing sometimes tho. i dunno why kiwi's are dumb like that like the 'murifags. but I have noticed nz has become (culturally speaking) a lot more like 'murica ever since 2008 when the national party came into power. national party also vastly increased ties between nz and 'murica. must have been shilling to them or something. I remember when they let 'murica drill for oil off the east coast of the south island. then we started getting lots of earthquakes all of a sudden...
Christopher Rodriguez
Wow thanks for the insight friend. Hmm seems like your country was faring better before, still seems pretty comfy however.
I also go sleep now friend, have a good day.
Adam Mitchell
our government keeps shilling our land and resources to other countries. mainly america. There's even vast sections of land/forestry here that you can't legally enter because it's owned by america. they use it as extra land for growing pine trees for logging. so, not all of nz even belongs to us.
and all of our good quality produce is exported overseas. only the shit-tier produce is actually left in the country for sale to the new zealand people. and they're trying to bring in new legislation here at the moment to make it illegal to grow produce on your property (as many, many people here do) because "if it isn't pumped with pesticides, it's not safe to consume".
the government here just won't stop shilling us. we even had the national party get voted out recently and the labour party took over. but the labour party's just doing the same thing. it almost feels like there's someone else pulling the strings here and the governmental party we see is just a facade.
the landscape here is still beautiful. but only at a distance. when you look deep into it, you find toxic algae in quite a lot of rivers here, and 1080 poison that gets dropped by planes over forests to kill pests. but they also kill native birds and other animals that nobody wants to die. and they kill peoples dogs, because of course if a dog sees a 1080 tablet they just think it's food. we're the only country that sanctions the use of 1080. it baffles me, because it's a pretty nasty poison to be killed by too. it makes you vomit and shit blood profusely.
Noah Murphy
Gavin Bennett
Last summer, I used to work at a supermarket in the middle of a somewhat densely populated town. I would work the evening shift and finish at 10:30pm and literally every night, without fail, the parking lot for the supermarket would have at least 10-15 house buses parked somewhere in it. It wasn't a very large parking lot so often it would even get filled with house buses.
The reason why is because the tourists in these house buses either rent or buy these house buses (or even import their own from their home country) so then that way they don't have to pay for hotel rooms.
ultimately, it means that they come on vacation here and put little money into our economy. they would also leave insane amounts of rubbish lying around the parking lot. sometimes they'd even leave their house bus there all day and all night, so there'd be less parks for people who actually want to do their grocery shopping. but they'd never get their house bus towed because "oh we can't make the tourists angry. we can't make the other countries mad at us".
nz, right now, is just lying over a table with other countries taking turns fucking us in the ass. that's basically what's happening to nz right now.
Aaron Lewis
Noah Richardson
Thanks Belgium. At least we have Belgian beer here. It does help numb the pain a little.
Robert Morales
Yeah I didn't really know what to say but I feel you man
Watching nature die and trash getting flung around is the shittiest thing
I don't care about most political stuff but that is one thing that really pains me
Ryder Murphy
It's pretty ridiculous. A lot of rivers have so much algae in them that it's just cake all over all the rocks in it. A lot of people slip on the algae while walking in shallow sections of rivers because the algae is very slippery and end up falling and landing hard on the rocks and injure themselves. Or it gets on their skin and leaves a nasty rash.
Swimming in rivers used to literally be a cultural pasttime here. Not so much anymore. There's a river I used to swim in a lot when I was a kid. Back then, the water didn't look too bad. A little bit of that algae and moss but nothing too major. Now, that same river has so much algae and moss in it that the water's turned orange. Fucking orange. It almost looks like fanta. Only the ballsiest of people dare to swim in it now, and they usually get health complications afterwards.
Andrew Ward
Yes
Matthew Jones
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Dominic Moore
Who are you quoting?
Mason Smith
kot
Gavin Wright
KOT
Alexander Russell
Tyler Morris
When you date men stuff like this doesn't happen. Just saying.
Colton Lewis