How to remove chastity cage

My wife talked me into locking my penis up. Iv been locked up for 6 days. I’m going crazy and need to ejaculate. My balls hurt. What’s the best way to remove it without hurting my self?

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bullet to the head is a great option

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Just be really really careful

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Remove the cage that traps your mind, not your penis. You must think not of petty basic human desires.

Unfortunately I don’t own a pair of bolt cutters. I’m a stay at home dad

>My wife talked me into locking my penis up
go ask reddit then you beta

I'm afraid then that even if it was off you wouldn't be free.

This

2deep4me

Based and redpilled

based

deep bro

fucking /thread to end all /threads

Funny you mention reddit. My wife posts on gonewild and sex sells

this is the biggest this of all time

I can't emphasize how much THIS this is

She owns you, buddy. Better ask permission because it's not coming off otherwise.

basedboy

what i can't say s o y

You need to be a good boy
and learn how to cum from your ass
in order to get it off.

Wtf how do you use the bathroom?

>tfw no hot wife to lock me in chastity

this

by sitting down like a girl

Use a vibrator on the cage or stick a dildo up your butt. That's how most guys ejaculate when they're locked up.

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youre supposed to put on a canadian proxy before making this thread.

Stop looking at evocative images

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get your kids to help

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>My balls hurt.
such a fucking meme
i never masturbate ever no such issue
maybe you should stop treating celibacy as a sexual fetish. celibacy is the heightened state of will and intellect

I want to fuck your wife!!!!!!!!

Can't you literally just pull your dick out, masturbate, then slide it back in?

What would be the point of the cage if you could just slide your dick out of it?

Theres literally nothing holding his dick inside the device though. Why can't he just pull it out?

>celibacy is the heightened state of will and intellect

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It goes around the balls

smegma

But can't he still pull his dick out if he's not erect? Then he could masturbate with the cage thing hanging around his balls.

If he's a grower, he could do that while flaccid, yes. But he might have trouble getting it back in. If so, his wife would find out.

All men are "growers" its called "getting an erection"

In other words, the cock cage thing is a meme and OP is bullshitting us

words of a wise man

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Jesus Christ

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Truth hurts

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Have you considered killing yourself? You know that your wife takes big black dick in her pussy every night, right? a woman is not satisfied with a cuck like you