My wife talked me into locking my penis up. Iv been locked up for 6 days. I’m going crazy and need to ejaculate. My balls hurt. What’s the best way to remove it without hurting my self?
How to remove chastity cage
bullet to the head is a great option
Just be really really careful
Remove the cage that traps your mind, not your penis. You must think not of petty basic human desires.
Unfortunately I don’t own a pair of bolt cutters. I’m a stay at home dad
>My wife talked me into locking my penis up
go ask reddit then you beta
I'm afraid then that even if it was off you wouldn't be free.
This
2deep4me
Based and redpilled
based
deep bro
fucking /thread to end all /threads
Funny you mention reddit. My wife posts on gonewild and sex sells
this is the biggest this of all time
I can't emphasize how much THIS this is
She owns you, buddy. Better ask permission because it's not coming off otherwise.
basedboy
what i can't say s o y
You need to be a good boy
and learn how to cum from your ass
in order to get it off.
Wtf how do you use the bathroom?
>tfw no hot wife to lock me in chastity
this
by sitting down like a girl
Use a vibrator on the cage or stick a dildo up your butt. That's how most guys ejaculate when they're locked up.
youre supposed to put on a canadian proxy before making this thread.
Stop looking at evocative images
get your kids to help
>My balls hurt.
such a fucking meme
i never masturbate ever no such issue
maybe you should stop treating celibacy as a sexual fetish. celibacy is the heightened state of will and intellect
I want to fuck your wife!!!!!!!!
Can't you literally just pull your dick out, masturbate, then slide it back in?
What would be the point of the cage if you could just slide your dick out of it?
Theres literally nothing holding his dick inside the device though. Why can't he just pull it out?
>celibacy is the heightened state of will and intellect
It goes around the balls
smegma
But can't he still pull his dick out if he's not erect? Then he could masturbate with the cage thing hanging around his balls.
If he's a grower, he could do that while flaccid, yes. But he might have trouble getting it back in. If so, his wife would find out.
All men are "growers" its called "getting an erection"
In other words, the cock cage thing is a meme and OP is bullshitting us
words of a wise man
Jesus Christ
Truth hurts
Have you considered killing yourself? You know that your wife takes big black dick in her pussy every night, right? a woman is not satisfied with a cuck like you