ITT your secret fetishes

makes me kek harder when faggots pretend to be girls on the internets just to get horny

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Can you talk down to me and tell me how I'm nothing but disgusting scum?

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You are Korean. There's no need to say it again.

gottem

I cum each time I get (you)s

Big cock worship and size differences (height and benis)
Not much of a secret really

>Thailand
>real girl
top jeb

Yandere rape is my fetish.

I want to have a cute boyfriend who will switch positions

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I'm also a real girl but everyone calls me a tranny for some reason

Same.

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Man I am definitely fucked I didn't ask to be homo but I like cute boys so much like when I see one I feel like I'm gonna have a heart attack

The most secret one I have is probably crossdressing.

Is that you spaign user

It's mine too.
I really want to find TexASS user again...
Just cradling someone in my arms. Watching someone enjoy a meal I cooked.
I have a fetish really simple things and it makes me so happy. I pulled a cramp once thinking about just having someone laying on my thighs.

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Not sure which one you mean, so probably not.

Cute stuff like that is what I like too. It's not so much a fetish but, I could forgo sex just to cuddle a girl.

Cuddling

Guy who posts angery lolis(Spain+Gay=Spaign)

Loving, messy sex then then just cuddling into a nice warm sleep.
A fondle and a romp in the winter to stay warm followed by a nice snuggle.
You can have both.
It's just the soft trusting body of the other after doing something so intimate drives my heart and below wild.

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Furry and kinda scat (?). I think is pretty normal

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spread my autism to /b/ and now Jow Forums

streamable.com/b3xes
Saw this as a kid and it changed me. Don't know why but when I was young I thought about what it'd be like to die with her. Fantasized about being locked in that chair with her, and being drenched in acid alongside her. Now I just have a thing for dying with Women. Not Women dying by themselves, me dying with them, cute anime girl? please let us get ripped to shreds by monsters together. It's weird and fucked up. I can still get off to normal stuff though.

asphyxiation/suicide, basically noose deaths

Top tier taste user

Nothing's sexier than a smile.

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Well I've admitted all of these at some point or another but my most secret fetish is probably scat for obvious reasons. My other fetishes include femdom, ballbusting, slavery, general torture/humiliation, findom, pissplay, ass worship, human furniture, petplay, chastity, public use, and perhaps the most deviant of all, cuddling affectionately

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Cuddling is the only good one on that list

cuddling unironically

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scat, pissplay andpublic use are degenerate
femdom, ballbusting and chastity are cucked
the rest are just autistic

Jesus Christ, you are one seriously sick bastard.
Get help.

le 1 post tranny

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jesus christ
the list of a broken man

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Cuddling is autistic?

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You... are a very sick man. I hope that none of your fetishes ever come true, and that you die a lonely and painful death. Honestly get help, you actual sick bastard.

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I've done 9 of those things irl with other people already

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There is no bigger turn off than a stuck-up bitch.

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the chad masochist

I don't get why scat and pissplay
I get your other fetishes,but what about shit and piss gets you off?

its degrading and disgusting, I just like people torturing me really. Doesn't matter how obscure it is, I just like suffering

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Ah I see
Hot,but kinda disgusting
But you'd like that wouldn't you you sick faggot
filth like you belong in the gutter

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>likes being degraded
what an absolute soiboi numale
faggots like you spreading your shit are the reason why so many "men" today are absolute beta cucks

I can't tell if you're actually being mean or just trying to talk dirty

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On a serious note you kinda seem like a nice dude,got steam?

I'll be whatever you want

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lel, yup. I'm Riftis. You'll probably end up as one of the many people in my friends list who I can't remember.

Oh well,then I'll see you here again another time then!I guess I'll have to make sure that you remember me.

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ok ssp

I wasn't opposed to you adding me on steam, I was just saying that's what generally happens when I add randoms off the internet

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why can't you aussies just be normal

and I'm saying I'm not gonna be a random to you

and your plan to accomplish this is to not add me on steam but instead to randomly encounter me on Jow Forums? Well, I've always wanted a weird stalker.

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Great, my thread became a flirting chat for two very gay boys

I'm neither weird nor a stalker baka

implying
I'm not gay
I'm cute boys sexual

But you said you'd be whatever I want

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fug,u got me
Okay,maybe I'm a little weird and sorta socially inept...but no more than that!

by the way, when you said you get my other fetishes did you just mean you understand the mentality behind them or you would actually engage in them yourself?

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you are a real (male)girl yes

I understand why you find them hot and I kinda like it but honestly I'm a vanilla guy and I just wanna make a guy happy.

cuddling
and throatfucking(propper one, not just df sucking)

That's cute boyo. Have you tried dating sites?

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ehehe no I have social anxiety and still a virgin(It doesn't show online cuz I feel comfier online)

Dude, just do it, nobody gonna kill you if they think you're a sperg or something.

nah my family is conservative and Christian as hell,they thought video games were from the devil,if they know I like guys my life will be over.

Gotta put yourself out there fren. idk if you think this way but a common misconception virgins tend to have is that something will just happen one day and then they'll have sex. Nothing just happens. You only get out what you put in. Sure some people get lucky and things fall together without them needing to work for it but most people need to take what they want.

Regarding your family, do you still live with them? If you do then yeah sure I can see how keeping that a secret might be a good idea, but you can't avoid being gay for the rest of your life. Trust me, I've met people who have done that. It's not pretty.

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Yeah I'm still a teen(Over the age of consent though,ehehe)
Thanks for the advice fren,I find it really hard to socialise,even when other guys come up to me and tell me they think I'm cute I just freeze,even when that guy is literally my crush
Honestly I'm not desperate to fug,I just want a bf

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Don't waste your youth or you'll end up like me.

What do you mean?

lonely desperate and old

You should look into ksm-66 Ashwagandha, I take 750mg of it daily and I find it noticeably helps with my anxiety.

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Oh thanks dude but I already see a psychiatrist

You aren't that old,my parents got to know each other at 34.Chin up my dude,I'm sure you'll find a nice bf...err gf?

My secret fetish is stomping dogs

edgy
at this point i'm pretty certain i'll die alone

Nah,I'm sure you'll get a bf,but even if we don't,you still have your friends at r/banter

porque no las dos?

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He gave me Xanax so I wouldn't get a heart attack,its pretty effective
Btw just wondering,do you have a bf?

>you still have your friends at r/banter
Is that supposed to be a plus?

W..what is that supposed to mean...

Yup.

I've tried Xanax (recreationally). Found it kinda underwhelming desu. Be careful with those though, if you suddenly stop taking them you could have seizures.

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Bant bois cant take the biggest sizes
They are smol

I’ve fucked a bunch of my younger sisters friends

They even started to call me daddy. I have a fetish for hollowing our younger girls

oof,well I only take it when I have panic attackers so it should be fine
And are you saying you have a boyfriend?

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Back to Spain already?

Yup I have a boyfriend.

Panic attacks suck, I used to smoke a lot of weed and everything was fine until one day my brain snapped and I developed panic disorder overnight (well not technically panic disorder cause I didn't have the symptoms for more than 6 months but I had all the symptoms). I was having panic attacks every day for awhile there and I had to quit weed cause whenever I smoke now it gives me an attack, quitting was probably a big reason why my panic disorder went away but also I developed a strong mentality for it, with panic disorder the fear of panic attacks triggers more panic attacks and its a vicious cycle, so I tricked myself into believing that I wanted them and that they were a test of my mental fortitude. Helped a lot.

I still recommend looking into Ashwagandha, it'll help with the anxiety.

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Not telling you

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ah I guess it should be expected with a guy as cute as you
Okay fren I'll look into it,nice to hear that you're doing better

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Who?

illegal and immoral things