Who?
Stupid slow fucking bantoid board. I have to leave now.
I won't get them
...
I'm not even mad
lies
I'm not even mad
baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasd
it's ok shit post
the next big GET will be yours, i know it
ur bassed too croco nresh gres man i bless u
It won't but that's fine
Based >romania
not with that attitude it wont
It wont be, because it will be mine
this
not on my watch, potatoboi
that GET belongs to shit post
Shit post you fucking fuck. Are you going to give up? Are you going to let these fucks win? That's not the shit post I know. The one I know would start screaming with pictures of guts with some epic fucking music and will those digits into his hands.
this
that GET is yours shit post
shitpost is but a shadow of his former self
all energies now flow towards THE PLAN
What have you done to shit post?
This
>Are you going to give up? Are you going to let these fucks win?
Yes it's 6 months from now I'll be gone. I think it's time to hang up the namefag for good,
>I think it's time to hang up the namefag for good
please no
you're my favourite poster
don't leave aaaa
LOLE Shitpost. I fuckin knew u wouldn't get them
Checked
With you gone Jow Forums is surely doomed.
Going to miss seeing your shit posts mate
I can't stay forever
It'll live
I'll come back from time to time but not as frequent.
The one who GETS this becomes the new SHIT POST. The new GOD of bant.
So shit post is satan
But.... I want you to get it
i'll miss you
Jow Forums is going to be shit with you gone
>The one who GETS this becomes the new SHIT POST.
I may have to get back into the get game in that case
shhhhhhh.....
We don't always get what we want in life but that's okay.
It's going to be fine
Good luck
What point is there if we lose you? Why continue? Does it even matter at that point?
That's up to you to decide.
I will enjoy the next 6 months with you guys till then!
I miss you already q.q
I'll try my best, dad
Impossible. I'm losing my favorite poster. It's a sad day.
This guy will become the new SHIT POST and I will ascend literary.
He will never fill your shoes. He will never be a cool Iowan dude that rounds out my conversations with normie
you're not wrong
I'll be around but without the name!
I'll be gone for long periods of time tho.
You'll do just fine
Shit Post help me leave this board
I'm stuck
You cant
MAYBE I SHOULD GIVE YOU THE MANTLE OF SHIT POST SINCE YOUR HERE AS MUCH AS I AM.
I could never live up to that hype
but I'm not an Iowan dude and I don't interact with Normie
You can and you will..
Don't be me, be yourself.
As much as I enjoy shit post as a person and poster, I could never ask someone to fill his shoes entirely. The title of shit post may pass on but it's the person behind the title that makes a difference. If you were just like shit post, then it wouldnt worth it. You gotta make the title your own and not live in his shadow.
There's a shit post in all of us.
It's true. I just happen to think you're a cool dude while at it.
Not like you my man
There is a quality of laidbackness and coolitude that's hard to find in most people
It's a rare and valuable trait to have especially in a place like this
I'm not cool I'm just some guy who's trying to live life the best I can.
I'm sure there's a few here that are like those traits.
And that is what makes you cool. You've been a big part in defining my experience here and I really appreciate you for that.
Glad to help you out, dude.
Yeah well I've run into maybe a handful
Ironically the people without ego issues are also the people that'll make themselves less heard
And the internet isn't exactly in the business of promoting that shit much less Jow Forums
You're a great dude. I would not be against actually hanging out with you, assuming that possibility arose.
Most people let attention get to their heads. It's why I refuse to be a namefag. I know id lose it
honestly I'm interested partially because I don't want somebody worse to get the title
Yeah that's exactly the point
The only way to namefag right is to not have an ego
And that is like, really, really hard. Like genuinely hard for anyone
That's why so many newfags fail
You have my blessing user. Save the title from some new fag.
I hate when we get an influx of newfags that all think they need to post with a name. It gets so suffocating and annoying.
Maybe instead of actually keeping the name on it just gets dropped silently, and we pass it on through romanticized stories. Like really pull legendary stories out of our ass that may or may not have been true and pass it on to newfags who'll believe anything
I dont know, I feel like anyone else using the name would start to get an ego
>assuming that possibility arose.
wht?
This pretty much
DO this do this
youtube.com
That's part of the game
I like this plan. It shall be so if I get it. Looks like I'll need to start training on quints if I'm going to get back into this.
I'd hang out with you. That's all I'm saying.
I like this idea. Avoids ego trips and let's us be creative.
Oh okay
The Legend of Jow Forums
Guys, we've told you about Shit Post, right. No, no, not the newfags larping as him now. Don't be fooled, he's long gone, and he's not coming back. Yes, there's a good reason for us to be sure about that. No we can't tell you why. This is a different story. This is a story about the time Shit Post absorbed Jow Forums.
Now, you know how, compared to /b/, this place actually has IDs, right? You're supposed to recognize eachother from thread to thread, which makes this place a little less chaotic. Hell, some posters are even recognizable enough to seem them between threads day in day out. Well, the thing is, it turned out Shit Post was a legit psych major. Ofcourse he never told us that, we had to find out the hard way. And the day Shit Post worked his psych voodoo magic, oh boy. It was almost like this place was /b/ for a day. You see, over the course of a few weeks, he spent all of his time silently analyzing all of the other posters on Jow Forums. Like some sort of method actor, he started absorbing all the most prominent poster's posting style and reaction images. And once he was confident of his skills, he turned to his VPN, and he started... reaching out. Influencing. Changing things. It started off slow, with familiar threads popping up, but always from posters who usually got nowhere near the thread in question. As it slowly started dawning on us that somebody was messing around, things got more and more heated. Some of us were just sitting back defeated and watching it all happen. At the end of the day, the whole fucking board was in shambles. Shit was wild
This will do.
Wew takes me back to the good old days of shit post. Still hard to believe he did that all by himself!
I could probably write it better after a good night's sleep I just pulled this straight out of my cavernous ass
Go to bed
No because I have literally zero food
If I wake up stores will be closed
So I gotta go shop first
oh k