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Braune Animemaedchen-Edition

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edition, how about that?
Now, go there.

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Fuck off back to Jow Forums with your retarded generals or it's mlp porn time followed up with the tails comic.
Fucking faggots.

Endlich ist alles wieder in Ordnung.

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Your choice

TRIPS

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oh yeah, I'm looking forward to

Weiß Junge>Braune Mädchen
Nicht Rassist,Anime Junge ist sehr cute(Idk what cute is in german)

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Notiz an mich:
Jow Forums ist sehr xenophob und reagiert nicht gut auf Immigranten. Wir scheinen ein empfindliches System gestört zu haben.

Empfohlene Vorgehensweise: Ignorieren, da sie nur duhme Cirnoposter sind.

>(Idk what cute is in german)
Süß

Isn't that sweet?I'll thank your word for it anyway,thanks

>Jow Forums ist sehr xenophob
here welcome touhou posters, but only without /int Jow Forums and without generals (ger, eng, jap etc.)

Im Deutschen gibt es keinen Unterschied.
Man könnte auch niedlich sagen.

Hübsch auch

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Nein hübsch ist "beautiful"

servus

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Das Neko negro Remiu

kill yourself

based

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fucking niggers

Idiotic general number 99999999999999999999 with the same content in each and every one of them. And no, it isn't good just because there's 2hu in the OP pic fucking shit for brains third world shitters

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I-Ich glaub dir ned.

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my ass faggot

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Summoning Lee ponyfucker Goldson

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My dick nigger

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Gibt es hier doch regelmäßig auf /h/ oder /e/.
Aber immer noch besser als die Daniel Fäden auf Kohlchan...

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Time to go home to reddit aka

Also speak American you fucking subhumans

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faggots

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Nord-Schleswig ist Deutsch

Shut your whore mouth

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niggers

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tongue

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my

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anus

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DES

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PA

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CI

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TO

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kill

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yourself

worthless

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subhuman

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filth

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crawl

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back

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t0

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your

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containment

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board

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and

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never

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come

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back here

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oof

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desu

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senpai

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>being this assdamaged
Wew lad.

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baka

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lol u tk him 2da bar

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dick shitting nipples

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メ・趺 ・・・・頏 ・・瑕・韈 /soc/, ・胛  淲 韈浯・籵・ 4 , 萵? モ鈿琿 ・ ・ ・褞燾・胙瑟・韲 ⅹ鞦・・・淲褊韃・糺赳 鵰 ・・ ヘ・・趺  ⅰ 銕飼琿・ 浯 粢 裝 ・鵰・・髜・・・ メ裔・・・ 磊・, ・聿・・ ・顥 ・鸙蔬琥燾・碚・蓿濵 浯蔘蒡湜・砒 浯 胛・糒, 萵 ・ ・ ・・襌ク ・・・・・肬裘燾・赳・磊 ・/d/, 銕瑾鞣・ 鮱・・魵ⅳⅸ瓊裨 瑕鵫. ハ魲萵 趺  黑・顏・, 淲瑰隆 韲砒・ 褄 ・胛 ・蓊頏瑣・髜栁蓐・ⅳ 濵琿・顥 ・・糲頷・ ・跖鈿・・蒟・・・瑙褸・ⅳ・籵・ ・裝瑾  鵰・ 鉋鞴燾・ ・髜・・・. ヒ 磊 鮱・ ⅳ ⅳ鈞・ 褊, 萵磊 ・ 淲 ・鵰鈔ク・浯 褪 ・・粽.

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ヌ璞褌 趺  ・・齏鮻齏 胛 黑褂濵胛 竟籵・萵 ・蒟糂澵隯 胛・黑, ・・鈞粨蔘褪 ・・ⅷ褊燾・鉅・・・頷顆褥・ 鈕ⅱ魵隯 ・踟竟瑟? ホ・趺 鴒瑰 ・ク ・碯蒟・・・ 渼瑟・・・ 蒡・鈞 ・・ 淲 黑褂・, ・裙・淲 珞・・・・・・鰀湜, 粢蕈  裝竟粢澵鮱 ・褌・ⅲ褪・ 蒟・. チ裝浯 黑褂・.

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ヘ・ ・鵰胙鏆瑣・・・瑙濵胛 黑褂濵胛 礪, ・ ・・蓿齏・瑪褊竟・・浯・ ・湜 砒 ・・ ・・. マ蒡・琺 褸瑣・・, ・魲鮱, 砒 湜・聿・淲 瑣・浯・・・踟竟鵫.

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ホ・胛 ・ 鈞・齏  ・・・ 琿・・・鵫  淲 瑙褸・ 碚・濵・鉋礪. メ・糂ク ・趺 ⅲ淲・ 蒟糂褊濵・跛鵫, ・ 褪 ・ 硼鵫 ・蓐・・・鵫 蕘・ ・・澵・濵褪 ・裝・・・褪・ ・・ 蒻蒻籵 ・頌・頸・・ ・, ・・ 濵・ 鈞籵褸・矜浯・砒 ・鈞蓖頽・・・裝珞・褸・・ ・隆 瑜韭. メ・・ⅲ ・煆褊濵・黑褂濵・ 褞硼鮱 礪 ・ 韲 糂裙萵 ⅲ淲・. ニ琿・ 鵰・蒻・・ ・・・・ 浯, ・糺琿ⅲ・粽・・・粽・蒟肄淲粹鮱 肬鵫濵・蒟・濵・鉋礪.

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I so fucking love this anarchy

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・浯・淲 炫跫・鮱 ⅱ韃, ・跖 ・・ ・聿・・ムリタ・碯蒟・・鈕粽ⅶ淲湜, ・韜濵・褌・ ・糺湜・珞・ ・ ・魲鞣濵・ 浯・胚, ・聿・ⅳ・・・鉋・湜銕 ・・湜・・粽銜瑰・肭瑰・ ・裔瑙顥 18-・・・ ・聿・鸙・韭魵 ・瑙 赳 鈞 ・・・蓿 蓿・胙瑶韜 ・竟褪瑾, ・聿・タヘチ (NSA) ・瑙褪 ・銓・・・・ ・・・・粽籵 ・鐱 萵澵鐱 ・胙琥萵・・・ムリタ, ・・蓿頷 ・ 浯 頷 ・瀨・燾・・珞・・・珞・・粢・, ・聿・頏・・蒟硼・ 褌・ 髜・・ムリタ 淲 蒟・ 25 % 糂襄 鈞・澵顥 ・瑙褪・(碚・ ・・35 ・淲鵁頷 裘・鴦・・浯・ 粮褥 粡・ ・浯 40% 碚・, ・・ハ頸瑯), ・ 浯・湜・ムリタ 珞・褪 糂裙・5 % 浯・湜 ・, ・聿・ムリタ・ⅳ・湜・・・礪硴裨韃 ・襄珞・鈞・燾, 聿・瑣裴瑟 鈞・襌褊・鈞湜・ 髜粢澵鐱 ・・(・メ襄瑰・ 浯・韲褞), ・聿・・・ ・瑙褪 鞣瑣・・・・ 胙琥萵・ ・聿・・聰・銛・・瑙・・ⅳ・・・鶴・鈞 裹 ⅳ硴褊韃, ・・・ 5 ・跖鈿褊燾・・胚・磊, ・聿・ⅳ・・・5 ・跖鈿褊燾・鈞 璞鞣瑙韃 ・鍄・, 鞳・・・・・・竟褪・ ・聿・・珞頸褄・・・瑙褪 瑣頸・60% ・蓙褪・浯 瑩・ ・蒟・ ・ ・浯褪 浯・淲・粲・蕘籵 浯・肛 胙琥萵・・髜粢澵・籵跫鐱 ⅳ・・浯・珞・湜, 糅鮏・鈕粽ⅶ淲湜 ・琿・顥 ・礪・ ・・聿・・鵰鉋鱠褪 ⅳ・浯 ・鞣齏裙韜 蓁 湜肄・・趺凞竟 (銕 ・・韈・・鈞・濵萵・粢, 聿・砒・・肄・・燾・・踟竟・浯蒻 ・・・趺湜・韆褊濵胛 ・・・・, 粽・・聿・糂  鳫 齏・・ 磊 鮏竟 韈 ・・渼・琿韈 - 聿・・ ・萵.
タ ・・・ ・・ 髜ⅲ浯 ムリタ・湜・淲 ⅳ・褪・ ⅳ 糂襄 ⅲ・燾・髜ⅲ燾・・顥 淲蒡・ 裝竟粢澵鮱 ⅳ・・ムリタ・ⅳ ・趺 トヘミ-・, ハ頸瑯粲・・・蒡・-  浯・・碚・・・浯・・褊濵・・・蓁 ⅳ・ 炫 ・ⅳ ・褥粢澵・・・ 砒 褞硼隆 ・魲韜, 浯・湜・ムリタ -  浯・胙錮, 浯・肬鞴・ 浯・胛粹・ ・・・・瑯 ・・蒡瑟・  浯蕘 砒粹顥 ・・・・鵫 ・魵褻 ・・ⅳ・ ・・ ⅳ濵・浯 髜鮏・(・ 裼濵 魲湜澵・ ・・襌・褥 ・萵 碚) 褥 ・・ ・淲・・浯・・粽・砒・濵・ナ糅ⅰ・(タ糂・, ツ褊胙・, ヘ鞴褞・淸・ テ褞・湜 (タミ゚゚ チナニナヘヨロ ミ゚゚゚, ・, 鉅・ 韈 ・・砒・燾・・ナ糅ⅰ・ ・・・・ ・テ褞・湜・褥, ・・頷 ⅳ萵 ・蒡褪 濵籵 ・・), ・韈 ・珸鞨・ ・砒・浯 ゙跫・ ハⅱ・, 萵趺 硴蕈 珸鞨 ・・籵・ 湜鮻燾・砒・・・・・魵, ・・ ホ跖・・・頏・・ ・鈕褻, 蒟礪・ 裔瑙鐱.

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>Bumps up our thread for free
No lifer confirmed.

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マ・糺・ 炫 鈞・趺  ・砒 ・褪・・・? ハ瑕  胛粽・犱, ・裝・・・ 鮏竟 粢褊濵 淲胙瑟ⅳ燾・萵 ・・鮱・・・ 魵・ ・k ・・萵 ・. メ粽・・鞣鐱 ・・ 蒟・・浯 ・ ・・ 粭粽鳫・糺蒻・褸濵, ・聿・ ・褸・ ・湜 ・浯籵 ・・ 砒.

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マ鞳籵 ・鈞・魲・蒟胙鮏・ ・・ ・琿・ⅳ ⅲ鰀浯湜 鮱・磊蓁魵瑣ⅲ ・・・碚・・・ 淲 ・鞴琿 湜胛 ・・・・跖・・琿・籵, 濵 ・頸魲・跖蒟犱・ 髜ⅲ・ ・・蓴・・鈿 浯 碵褊濵・・跖 頌・琥淲湜・琿 ・・ ・鋕 蒟・. ヘ琺・

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Heil, fellow whites, I'm new! *Nazi salutes* my name is Nathaniel but you can call me ULRIC STORMHAMMER because that's my name is a traditional family translation. kek... as you can see I'm very redpilled. That's why I came here, to meet redpilled people like me.

I'm 21 years old (I'm saving my virginity though) I like to watch hard hitting political satire like Million Dollar Extreme with my online alt right friends (I don't associate with wome n if you don't like it deal w/it) it's our favorite redpill TV show because it's so uncucked unlike Tim Heidecker!!

They are redpilled too of course but I want to meet more redpilled people like they say we're winning the culture war!! kek, anyways I hope to recruit a lot of new Trump supporters here so give me lots of (You)'s!!! 1488 praise kek! get out shill! We Wuz Kangz an shiet!

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Cope. What a great discussion you're all (only you now) having in this thread he's bumping for free

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God your so cute lol im having trouble writing this messge cus im scared ull reject me lol ur just so fucknig huggable >ww< don't get me wrong i like sex but you look like the type of person i'd just romantically be with and forget all about sex and just give you a snog daily :3

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And you should piss off back to 2ch.ru. Your impressionability is on the level of 11yo. "Muh anarchyyyyy!!11", lel.

>What is Filtering by ID
Lol. I knew you were retarded ever since you started crying at the start of the thread. But I didn't know how much.

Pretty good, when is kpoop's turn?

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SEETHING LOLE

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you dont have to worry about this
dumb nigger

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Of course I don't, he has already been banned, and I didn't even report him, lol.

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His cock flopped out unceremoniously when I pulled down his jogging shorts. He already had a semi, so I didn't waste too much time admiring the spectacle. I grabbed his member and ran my tongue from his balls, damp from sweat, up the full length of his shaft and around his pronounced head, then opened my mouth and took in his whole unit. I knew I wouldn't be able to keep this up once he was fully erect so I had to enjoy it while I could. My tongue pressed against the whole length of his shaft as his cock head nearly blocked the back of my throat. As I massaged his dick with my tongue, I pressed my face into his sweaty, untamed pubes and took a deep breath. The intensity of the scent of his post-workout musk instantly drove me wild with lust. Raw instinct took over few a few moments as the only thought in my head was my need to have this man fuck me, to cum inside me.

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I just fucking love Rick and Morty, in the way that I fucking love science. It's so random and cool - it's like the show was designed for us Redditors, see? My mom says I have an unhealthy obsession with the show, but she just doesn't understand how funny it. I wish I could live in the Rick and Morty world and be their friends. Everything would be really and cool and funny if I did. Rick and Morty are so funny and I'm so awesome that it would make perfect sense, but it'd be even better if Bernie Sanders appeared. It'd be so awesome I'd turn up the TV in the common room of my dorm up all the way so everyone could hear the greatness of Bernie Sanders, Ron Paul, bacon, weed, atheism, The Avengers, Guardians of the Galaxy, Sweden, Bill Nye, 90s cartoons, cats, and fucking loving science.
I run the Rick and Morty Club at my school - we come together, browse Reddit, make some Deadpool memes and watch Rick and Morty. We don't talk to each other but there's a cute girl there I'm gonna try and ask out. I'm a nice guy and I dress well (fedora + trench coat + brown-stained underwear + well-trimmed beard lightly seasoned with dust and corn syrup) so I just know I've got a good chance with her. I've already messaged her on Facebook, I just haven't got a response yet.
Anyway, back to the topic at hand: Rick and Morty! My favorite character is Rick because his style of humor perfectly reflects that of Reddit. I bet if I asked him "When does the narwhal bacon?", he'd know EXACTLY what I was talking about. Also, did you notice he looks like Bernie Sanders if you squint a bit and use your imagination? This can't be a coincidence; MLG Illuminati confirmed. Yeah, that's right, I look at montage parodies too. What good Redditor doesn't? Lenny face, Illuminati, and Doge are so funny. If I met Rick and Morty I'd be sure to show them all those funny and awesome memes and more!
Yours baconly, Atheist92

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ハ瑕 ・・・ⅳ鞣濵 琿・ⅳ 鮱・・竟・, 珸・・粢・ 鈞・・・籵・, 粽蒡・ 﨩・ 跖鈿褊燾・・瑙魵, 髜趾褊・ 裨- 蕈磊, ・湜 ・・・燾・蔘ⅱ瑰・璧褊燾・趺凞竟, 鉋・・・褥・・浯 ・ 裝淲・胛 ・, ・ 浯 ⅰ・, 砒鉋・ ・・50- ・裨 趺凞竟・ 鈞鸙・顥 鈬魵ⅱ魵, ・礪・燾・・濵・ ・・ 蒟・・鵫 ・鴦・・鮏褂蒟, 鈞聰蒡・蒟礪・籵・鎤鶴 ・・蕘・・・・・瑾 琿・顥 鴃濵・ 裝・ⅳ ・・ ・淲砒 浯・・蓆ⅲ・粹隯 胛蓐黑, ・顥 浯ⅳ韭魵 ・褪・粽・・蒟・ ・・・・裝・矜・・ ・・萵.

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Daily reminder that it was your evil empire that gave the kikes the power they have today back in 1815. It was through your lust for greed and power that has lead to the destruction of the White and Germanic races. Everywhere you Anglos went you brought pain and suffering with a Bible in one hand and a pistol in the other. You put down everyone, even your own brothers, violently to secure your Monopoly on wealth, whether they are Scottish, Welsh, Irish, French, Spanish, Dutch, Arab, negro, Chinese or redskin. You pitted tribes against each other and allowed the kikes and inbred urban nobility to sell drugs under your supervision. It was you who waged a war against White women and children in South Africa for gold, establishing the first death camps. It was you who betrayed the Germans in 1939, and handed Eastern Europe over to Stalin. It was you that worked India to death. It was you that allowed the fabians and transnational capitalists to infiltrate society. Your Royal family is filled with nothing but Freemasons and Luciferians. You betrayed your own people for wealth. Your degenerate culture and government are a reflection of your history, so disgusting that you make the gypsies seem Aryan. And you have the nerve to say that your disgusting culture with even more disgusting food, retarded accents, ugly women, yellow teeth and perverted society is superior? I hope the Rothschilds and financial moguls you let in have the Followers of the Prophet rape your women and Indians shit on your graves.

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>be me, emotional trainwreck trap
>get up out of bed and look around at super fancy room that all my beta orbiters paid for me
>jerk my smol benis and make squirmy hentai moans nyaaa xdxdxdxdxd
>eat cummies and imagine its chad's warm seed
>walk into kitchen and open medicine cabinet >swallow entire bottle of estrogen pills
>scream at mom audibly crying in the bedroom >GET ME MORE HORMONES
>walk back into bedroom and shove dragon dildo up my tight boipucci
>go on Jow Forums and post trap thread
>suddenly feel bowels needing to evacuate
>M-MY BOIPUCCI IS OVULATING NYAAAAA
>pull out dragon dildo
>stream of hot, steamy, messy trap discharge spurts all over floor like a fountain
>N-NYAAAAH MY B-B-BOIPUCCI MMMMM
>can't stop ovulating >collapse onto the puddle of discharge
>begin fingering boipucci and jerking benis
>shake and squirm like a cute trap and roll around in my mess
>shove handfuls of hot brown discharge into my mouth and swallow like a good boi
>N-Nyaaaaah
>shove dragon dildo back in sputtering boipucci
>N-n-n-now time to go get more orbiters

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Is there a fairy that can beat Cirno?

And I'm not talking about Embodiment of Scarlet Devil Cirno. Hell, I'm not even talking about Phantasmagoria of Flower View Cirno. I'm talking about Hidden Star in Four Seasons Tanned Cirno, covered in flowers and empowered by Eternity, during the summer, using the fifth season at max power, post Fairy Wars and equipped with 500% motivation and 300% Perfect Freeze stock.

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Hi guys, this is Jeff Cavaliere, AthleanX.com. One of the biggest problems i have faced while training athletes, mostly pro baseball players, is that they train with progress not designed for their body, today I知 going to teach you one simple trick to determine which typo of exercise is good for you. I want you to stand on the frame of a doorway, just like this. Now, fix your posture and lift yourself with your tiptoes, lift yourself as much as you can. See, doorways are a standard height, so if your head touches the frame, it means you are a tall guy, at least 6 feet 1. If you can do this, stand on your tip toes and touch the frame, it means you are perfect for heavy lifting, deadlifts, squats, whatever. Now, what happens if you can稚 reach the frame, if you are short guy, well, I値l teach you a trick to fix that. Get one resistance elastic band and hang it from the door frame, since you can稚 reach it, stand on a chair or a box. At this moment, place the elastic band around your neck and hang yourself until you die, there you go, an easy fix for your manlet problem, that way no one will ever say you are compensating.

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Hi ?? I'm 12 ?? and I just started watching ?? Rick?? and Morty ?? and I can tell ?? you for a fact ????????it's my favorite ?? show!!. Lik the one ? time ? Ricky ?? said ?? said ?? there's probably like no ?? good ?? !!!! i ?? was agreeing?? so much I'am?? smarter?????? then you're average fidget spinner ?? teen at middle school ???? to even though I have one ?. I may be young?? but I'm smarter?????? then every?? theist ? on earth ?? basically the show?? is also really !deep ???? when they said?? like no???>? one ?was born ?? for 4a reason I ?? was so blown ??away?? as they must have ! big balls ! to say ?? that on tv ?? so I ?? told ?? my friends ?????? on minecraft ??? and they agree ???????? too2. LOL ?? once ? when my mom ?? took me to 2 McDonald's ?????? I ?? asked ? for the Mulan ???? dipping sauce ?? and the dumb ?? bitch ?? didn't even get the reference ?? ?? One ? time ? in class ?????? i ?? shouted ?? "I'm PICKLE ?????? RIIIICK! ???????????? " and Mrs.Janice ?????? told ?? me to 2 go ?? outside ?? i ?? fucking hate ?????? that cunt ?????? school ?? is for 4 dumb ppl ?? just like what Rick ?? said ?? , i m ?? too 2 smart ?? for such imbicells. But ?? yeah I ?? love ヲ Rick ?? and Morty ?? and I'm ?? actually smart ?? enough to 2 get it to 2. ??????

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>been banned

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"Feminine" refers not just to literal females but to anything that possesses or is imagined to possess stereotypically female qualities; a man can be feminine or strike a feminine pose. Various cultures attribute "femininity" to obviously genderless features of the natural world, like the moon or the soil (the ancient Chinese identified the ground as feminine with a masculine sky above). There are feminine rhymes in poetry. If an abstract linguistic pattern can be feminine, why not a penis?
A feminine penis is soft, small, and cute. But the thing you notice most is how non-threatening and friendly it is. Every time it rises in greeting because it's happy to see you despite it not even having the vigor to go up the whole way anymore always puts a smile on your face. That earnest joy and pleasure it shows when you're around lets you know the girl really is in to you, too. With how lovable and inviting it is, you'll find that it quickly becomes your best friend in the whole world. For example, a slender, smooth penis, contrasted with a blunt and veiny member. A graceful penis. A receptive penis that does not aggressively penetrate but rather allows itself to be engulfed. And isn't dribbling semen reminiscent of a breast's warm milk? A nurturing penis, a penis like a doting mother.

How can it be gay?

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Listen you depressed waste of oxygen. I don't know if you have daddy problems or you're just a fucking retard but picking on girls and calling them sluts just shows how much of a pussy internet bitch you are. Just because you've been fucked in the ass your whole life, isn't anyone else's fault. Instead of crying depression like every other internet weeb, how about you grow a pair and actually stop thinking with what should be your dick but is actually a pussy from how much of a bitch you are. You're worthless. I've never seen a bigger cry baby in my life. Don't be mad because you can't get no real pussy so you want to go on Jow Forums erping to get your dick wet by your hand.

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ム・・・ 磊 淲 ・鞴琿 ・・・・ 胛粹・ ⅶ・趾・胛 ・ 瑕・  糂ク ・趺 ⅲ淲・ 蒟糂褊濵・跛鵫, ・ 褪 ・ 硼鵫 ・蓐・・・鵫 蕘・ ・・澵・濵褪 ・裝・・・褪・ ・・ 蒻蒻籵 ・頌・頸・・ ・, ・・ 濵・ 鈞籵褸・矜浯・砒 ・鈞蓖頽・・・裝珞・褸・・ ・隆 瑜韭. メ・・ⅲ ・煆褊濵・黑褂濵・ 褞硼鮱 礪 ・ 韲 糂裙萵 ⅲ淲・. ニ琿・ 鵰・蒻・・ ・・・・ 浯, ・糺琿ⅲ・粽・・・粽・蒟肄淲粹鮱 肬鵫濵・蒟・濵・鉋礪.

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