NPC theory neatly explains e-celeb worship

I'd always wondered what people get out of political e-celebs. Sure, I'd reasoned with my internal dialogue, some of these e-celebs are intelligent and articulate, but they're not highly placed within the White House or anything, so it's not as if they're going to say anything earth-shattering when they're paraphrasing news articles.

Then it hit me: vicarious internal dialogue. NPCs need these e-celebs to play the role of internal dialogue. When an NPC reads a news article, the words don't truly register. So these e-celebs come along and use an aural modality to synthesize internal dialogue for the benefit of the NPC.

Pic related: a mind shelf, a shelf containing portable thought cartridges.

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How do NPCs even compete?

This shit is going to become the next flat earth; isn't it?

It makes so much fucking sense now

WHY WOULD YOU HAVE 3 COPIES OF GORILLA MINDSET

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they are both real either way.

>people watch YT instead of tv then discuss it

Solved the giant mystery for ya

At the very least it is very likely that most of the population doesn’t have the creativity or intelligence to entertain themselves with their own thoughts
If you lack creativity, curiosity and intelligence then it makes sense that you would be bored as hell in your own head
This forces you to rely on external media to fill the void, and the dumber you are the less complex that media will be

Probably bought them at & got them signed at one of his "appearances" & is banking on them being worth as much as he paid for them initially at some point.

You can't read with your third eye? These fucking NPCs

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THE GORILLA GOALS

This same pattern, but given in an amusement park with a single tunnel, a roller coaster and a Ferris wheel, was used between about 319 trillion years ago to about 256 trillion trillion years ago, a long span.

The symbol of a Gorilla was always present in the place the goal was given. Sometimes a large gorilla, black, was seen elsewhere than the park. A mechanical or a live gorilla was always seen in the park.

This activity was conducted by the Hoipolloi, a group of operators in meat body societies. They were typical carnival people. They let out concessions for these implant “Amusement Parks.” A pink-striped white shirt with sleeve garters was the uniform of the Hoipolloi.

Such a figure often rode on the roller coaster cars. Monkeys were also used on the cars. Elephants sometimes formed part of the equipment.

The Hoipolloi or Gorilla goals were laid in with fantastic motion. Blasts of raw electricity and explosions were both used to lay the items in.

The series is always five goals. These are very simple goals, no long words. To End, To be Dead, To be Asleep, To be Solid, To Create, To Find, To be Visible, To be Sexual (not To have Sex as some pcs give it), To be Invisible, To Postulate and a very few more were used, always five goals in a series. The series usually started with To be Dead, but To End, To Sleep and To be Asleep must also be investigated as the first goal of each series.

One eye on chapter 6, one on chapter 9

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I left for a week and now every other post refers to NPCs in one way or another. I think I know what it implies in a societal context but it’s just incredibly dumb. Stop using it

One eye on the heart of God

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NPC Mindset

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that makes sense, I always wondered why people listen to these e-celebs. It makes sense, they are literally too stupid to process textual information. They have to get it repeated back to them in video and audio form

Ah so that Jew finally reveals why the NPC meme is being pushed; to pathologise Goyim thoughts that an contrary to their interests. Thanks Moshe!

kek, there's far too much of an appetite for the next big "one word meme response mic drop that's somehow as good as a counterargument".

xbox
halo
halo books?? ajahahahahahaha
Trump books
Mike cernovich lol
lauren southern book

you fucking incels are WORSE than SJW's
i feel sick

As some have gathered, there are multiple copies of Cernovich because...

"Kim Peek, the Real Rain Man"

psychologytoday.com/au/blog/the-superhuman-mind/201212/kim-peek-the-real-rain-man

"He could read both pages of an open book at once, one page with one eye and the other with the other eye."

NPCs absolutely BTFO.

dude you're spouting keywords so much, all you need is for Nintendo to highlight them in your dialogue

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>can read two books at once
>"like rain man"
>looks like this
Almost like nature is trying to tell us something by making this kind of ability show up in those who'll never breed.

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This, newfags always try forcing memes because they one day hope to be able to say "I was there when (forced meme) was coined". They hope it will deliver them from their terminal newfaggery, but it just ruins the board further.

>they one day hope to be able to say "I was there when (forced meme) was coined"
>tfw you realize many of us will wind up in nursing homes, with dementia stripping away all fucks one has to give about revealing their own power/autist level
>this fucking place has dug into our brains as deeply as childhood memories

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Someone is bitter that his permit for the NPC meme hasn't arrived in the mail yet.

>Plebbit spacing.
GET THE FUCK OUT

Newfag detected

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The only boy who could ever teach me
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You are looking for Jow Forums. This is for Nazis who smash Aryan pussy.

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Common newfag mistake: overdoing "newfag."

>that game selection
Shit taste

Great, now I'm going to have fantasies that I'm trapped in some attic in germany with jewy lauren southern

Hey I'm not a NPC

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all you had to show me were all the Xbox games to know that it belongs to a NPC

Also, my post raises a good point. How do NPCs rub one out if they're incapable of having inner thoughts?

How can someone have so much cancer in one bookshelf

The (((Alt-Right)))

Q - Zionist
Alex Jones - Zionist
Jerome Corsi - Zionist
Roger Stone - Zionist
PJW - Zionist
Posobiec - Zionist
Bannon - Zionist
Ben Shapiro - Zionist
Jordan Peterson - Zionist
Geert Wilders - Zionist
Sam Harris - Zionist
Spencer - Zionist
Mich Enoch - Zionist
Lauren Southern - Zionist
Faith Goldy - Zionist
Sellner/Pettibone - Zionist
Tommy Robinson - Zionist
Ann Coulter - Zionist
Molyneux - Zionist
Cernovich - Zionist
George Webb - Zionist
Jason Goodman - Zionist
Matt Couch - Zionist
Milo - Zionist
JF - Zionist
Andrew Anglin - Zionist
Weev - Zionst
Sargoy of Mossad - Zionist
Kyle Chapman - Zionist
Stephen Crowder - Zionist
David Duke - Zionist shill?
Laura Loomer - Zionist
Patrick Little - Zionist
Gavin mccines - Zionist
Jared Taylor - Zionist
Robert spencer - Zionist
Pamela geller - Zionist
Charlie kirk - Zionist
Candice owens - Zionist
Thomas paine - Zionist
Douglas murray - Zionist

I hope the NPC meme makes it into the next MM episode

There's this thing called "pornography".

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Grandpa, try this new hivemind thing! We can all share our thoughts and feelings instantly across every connected human being.
And the next thing you know, people are dying in screaming agony while a few old people are laughing their ass off in their retirement homes.

What's wrong with being a based civnat?

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As a sperg I never understood how can people pass their days at watching people talking for hours

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>'ol boomer
I keked. They would probably make an amazing comic story if someone put the time in.

Mikey got dat gorilla dick

i'm more afraid it's the next step after calling your oponnent nazi. You can punch a nazi, because it's literal evil anyway. If your opponent is an NPC, what's the problem with straight up killing him? It's not even human and have soul... oops, i mean - it's not even Player Character and doesn't even have inner voice

well played, merry merchants

mods are shills