I need a girlfriend how can I find one?? PLEASE

I need a girlfriend? How can I find a girlfriend?
How to get woman as a friend
I am 18 years old don't have any friends.
I am stalking woman on Facebook. I don't have any fucking friends.
I love to stalk every woman from 18-29 on Internet. I am doing this from 2014 and I was 14 age. I do alone secretly.
It is my favourite hobby. No ones knows it even my parents & my family because if they find out that I am stalking woman on the Internet they won't be happy :)
I stalked woman on Facebook from 18-29 age in my another account and threatened them for not adding me has a friend.
I need gf especially from 18 age and wanna touch young woman in public also sleep with them.
I wanna f*** young woman with their consent anyway
If she say no to sex then I won't fuck her.
I hate marriage and fuck it.
I hate an arrange marriage. I hate all marriage.
I am so much sexually frustrated and I wanna sleep with woman.
I will fuck her with consent.
If she say no to sex then I won't fuck her.
How to masturbate sexy woman in public without getting caught?
How to stalk sexy woman in public without getting caught?
I prefer to have more sexy awesome woman friend mostly from that shares same age I have.
I have nothing against have a male friend but I prefer more sexy woman friend.
I love an awesome sexy woman.
I kiss my smartphone screen when I see beautiful sexy an awesome woman pics especially when I see pictures of beautiful sexy hot good woman on Facebook and Twitter etc.
How to have fucking premarital sex? I wanna lose my virginity.
Fat woman are ugly even sexy fat woman are bad as fuck.
I like taller sexy hot woman.
I do masturbate 7 times a day. It is changed from 5 to 7 times.
Please help me to get an awesome good hot taller girlfriend in an alternative way.

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Also,

I don't like prostitute and hookers

I am not against prostitute but won't sleep with prostitute.

I don't f*** prostitute.

I HAVE TOILET IN MY HOUSE.

I DON'T SHIT IN STREET.

I DO BATH DAILY.

I LOOK BEAUTIFUL.

I AM SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED AND I NEED A GF THAT SHARES SAME AGE AS ME SO I WANNA F*** HER WITH HER CONSENT.

I am not in college still in home schooling Grade/Class 12.

Homeschool exam in India thug to pass.

I WON'T STOP POSTING THIS UNTIL I GET A HOT SEXY GOOD GIRLFRIEND.

My stalking woman hobby is increasing. Nobody gonna know it. It is a confidential.

One more thing about my smartphone and computer is

I don't let anyone to use my phone because it contain lot of fucking privacy stuff. Good thing I created an user account in my phone so when someone use my phone I put phone in another user mode.

Even my gf or any friends including male will not have access to my private stuff.

I will stalk my gf because if she cheats

When my dad and anyone wanna use my phone for calling someone. I switch the phone to an another user account. I won't caught
My phone have 2 user account with password and third one is for someone to use my phone.
I switch my phone to 3rd user account while giving someone for example my parents and someone else so they won't find out

My computers have two user account.

One is personal account with private stuff.

Another one is for everyone who want to use my PC with standard user

I really don't like boys but don't hate all of them.

I hate FB and any social networking site.

Reason

I had 2 female FB friend one from an Indian and an another one British in 2014

They both unfriendly me since 2015. Idk why I never ask them about boobs and shit.

I used to talk to them and sometime they might feel uncomfortable to me I think.

I helped their PCs and any an electronic devices problem.

Idk why they unfriended me???? Why I use to talk to them.

Why????.

That is the reason I hate social networking site.

fucking poo

I interacted opposite sex little bit when I was in school

I need to find gf in easy way and i won't stop posting it until I get a hot sexy gf.

Unfortunately in my school day i was shy talk to girls. I only talk few girls in my school day and forget their name.


I didn't have male friends because they hate me for no reason.

I prefer more female friend so fuck you.

Those girls in school probably grow up and in college. I don't want go back to school. Homeschooling exam thug to pass.

I used to live in different city for 12 years due to parents transfer so we moved to new city from 2003.

Now I am in this city that where I born there.

In school i got buillied and couldn't handle that why quit. Also other reason i quit school.


I need hot sexy gf in easy way.

So remember I done schooling in different city.

I quit school since 2013.

I am so sexually frustrated and need hot sexy gf from 18-29 age.

I love to be get molested by sexy woman on public in bus, metro (subway) and uberpool etc etc and they can touch my private parts.

Just imagine Stranger sexy woman passenger molesting me especially in uberpool and also in metro (subway). I will like it.
I will stalk my girlfriend without her consent because if she cheats.

There is nothing wrong stalking woman

Person becomes sex offender if he stalks woman. This law doesn't make sense.

Everyone including woman should understand there is nothing wrong stalking woman.

I wish sexy taller woman stalks me.


I will care, share and talk to my girlfriend and she will do same thing to me.
My girlfriend can dominate me femdom.
My girlfriend should be liberal, taller, working woman, an atheist, hold neutral political view, beautiful, femdom and good liberal.
Her age can be from 18 to 28.

I am lonely and need a female friend.

THIS SEXY WOMAN SEDUCED 14 YEARS OLD. SHE DIDN'T WRONG AND SHE SHOULD BE FREE. I WISH SEXY WOMAN SEDUCED ME WHEN I WAS IN TEENAGER.

I REALLY WANT SEXY WOMAN TO SEDUCED ME.

youtu.be/-_blqp0XBs8

I WILL HAVE GIRLFRIEND NOT JUST FOR SEX AND I WILL CARE, TALK AND SHARE TO HER. SHE WILL DO THE SAME THING TO ME.

MY GIRLFRIEND WILL BE WORKING WOMAN.THIS SEXY WOMAN SEDUCED 14 YEARS OLD. SHE DIDN'T shitting his pants and doing nothing WRONG AND SHE SHOULD BE FREE. I WISH SEXY WOMAN SEDUCED ME WHEN I WAS IN TEENAGER.

I REALLY WANT SEXY WOMAN TO SEDUCED ME.

youtu.be/-_blqp0XBs8

I WILL HAVE GIRLFRIEND NOT JUST FOR SEX AND I WILL CARE, TALK AND SHARE TO HER. SHE WILL DO THE SAME THING TO ME.

MY GIRLFRIEND WILL BE WORKING WOMAN.

I know that feel too.

I need a lawnmower? How can I find a lawnmower?
How to get lawnmower as a friend
I am 40 years old don't have any friends.
I am stalking lawnmowers on Facebook. I don't have any fucking friends.
I love to stalk every lawnmower from 18-29 lawnmower years on Internet. I am doing this from 2014 and I was 36 age. I do alone secretly.
It is my favourite hobby. No ones knows it even my parents & my family because if they find out that I am stalking lawnmower on the Internet they won't be happy :)
I stalked lawnmower on Facebook from 18-29 age in my another account and threatened them for not adding it has a friend.
I need df especially from 18 age and wanna touch young lawnmower in public also sleep with them.
I wanna f*** young lawnmower with their consent anyway
If it say no to sex then I won't fuck it.
I hate marriage and fuck it.
I hate an arrange marriage. I hate all marriage.
I am so much sexually frustrated and I wanna sleep with lawnmowers.
I will fuck it with consent.
If she say no to sex then I won't fuck it.
How to masturbate sexy lawnmower in public without getting caught?
How to stalk sexy lawnmower in public without getting caught?
I prefer to have more sexy awesome lawnmower friend mostly from that shares same age I have.
I have nothing against have a human friend but I prefer more sexy lawnmower friend.
I love an awesome sexy lawnmower.
I kiss my smartphone screen when I see beautiful sexy an awesome lawnmower pics especially when I see pictures of beautiful sexy hot good lawnmowers on Facebook and Twitter etc.
How to have fucking premarital sex? I wanna lose my virginity.
Fat mutts are ugly even sexy fat mutts are bad as fuck.
I like taller sexy hot lawnmowers.
I do masturbate 7 times a day. It is changed from 5 to 7 times.
Please help me to get an awesome good hot taller lawnmowers in an alternative way.

My girlfriend can be white, indian and black etc.
But she must requirements
My Girlfriend requirements
1.) Tall than me.
2.) Intelligent.
3.) Beautiful
4.) Hot.
5.) Awesome
6.) Must hold neutral political views.
7.) Should share and talk to me.
8.) Her age must be from eighteen to twenty-nine
9.) Good liberal.
10.) Atheist.
11.) Westernised.
12.) She must working on a good company.
13.) Also femdom.

Solution to get a girlfriend in a simple easy method.

Idgaf what this board is about?

I really need a gf.
I will keep posting this thing until I got a girlfriend remember that?

I am beautiful Indian.
I do bath daily at every morning with branded soap, shampoo and oil.
I am olive skin.
Help me please!!!!

FUck off british man.

I really need a girlfriend you motherchod.

You british man

I will praise one little bit thing in british ruled India that bridges, railway bridges and canals quality is excellent.

1st crush

I was just stalking this woman on Facebook.

It is her photo of fb and also means it can show only to friends and mutual friend.

I won't tell her name.

She knows me in real life and meet her somewhere in my dad friend and she doesn't like me.

She didn't even add me as a friend in my real fb account. So i stalk her.

I have one of her friend added in my another FB account.

He accepts it without checking the account.

She look so beautiful

I just censored the photo of her so no one able to trace her.

I won't tell her name.

Recently she uploaded new photo on FB.

She looks so beautiful and I wish I can fuck her.
I WILL KEEP POSTING IT UNTIL I GOT A HOT SEXY AN AWESOME TALLER ATHEIST GIRLFRIEND.

I LOVE TO BE DOMINATED BY TALLER AN AWESOME SEXY WOMAN.

Deal with it.

I NEED GF.

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Second crush.
Also stalking her.
I just heard she is most sensitive about her privacy on internet. Keep violating it.
Some of her fb friend accept my fake account request without checking it so I can stalk her

I completely stalking her.
She is most cute and have a liberal boyfriend as she is from liberal family.


She uploaded new photo

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Third Crush

I even masturbate her sometime.

Some of all my crush friend accept my fake fb request so I can watch them

Idk why most people and most woman hates stalking woman.

Stalking woman is good even in public as long woman didn't get killed.

STALKING woman is my second favourite hobby.

Law also stupid the person stalking a woman why he should be in sex offender even it didn't harm her????

Stalking woman is good in my opinion

You have angry! What a bad angry! You cannot into lawnmower or girl, no girl will share her lawnmower with you! What a judgement!
Your grass has long! HAHAHAH, you cannot cut the grass because you cannot touch HAHAHAHA CANNOT Touch a grass!

third crush photo

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"A lawn mower is a machine utilizing one or more revolving blades to cut a grass surface to an even height. "

IT IS FOR REMOVING GRASS YOU DUMBFUCK

4th crush.

Some of her friends on fb accept my fake request without checking my profile.

So I can spy on her in FB.

When I was in school. She used to flirt me when I was 10-11 and flirting stop because of two reason first is that school start to segregate sex and in that school if teachers and principal see that that opposite sex talking to each other then both would be punished and she left that school and 2 years older than me and I was so shy to talk to her.

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Hahaha, you cannot a lawnmower!
Womans see you and hide their lawnmower before you hide in forest like frenzyman who touch lawnmower.

She is my 5th crush.
When I was in new school before quitting it too in 2013.
She used to flirt me but I was fucking shy talk to her.
She doesn't like me anymore
In every night I visited her facebook profile and kiss every her photo on my smartphone.
Some of her foolish friend accepted my friend request so I can spy on her.
She is 19 years old.
I did something too her on internet because she start to dislike me when I quit school in 2013 which not gonna fucking disclose.

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6th crush.
Almost Same story as 5th crush.
She most hottest.

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7th crush.

She is 18 years old

Her big sister is the 2nd crush.

It is 2nd crush sibling.

She is too hot.

I able to stalk 7th crush

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8th crush.

She is the friend of the 5th crush.

Both are in same college.

She is so hot and I spying her on FB

I also stalk her.

Stalking woman is my best hobby

5th crush didn't tell her college but I able to know by using stalking method on Facebook.
Hahahahahhaaha. I seen her college photo.

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You idiot british man

I SAY NO SHITPOSTING.

I DON'T NEED LAWNMOWER

9th crush

She is so hot.
She is the friend of my 5th crush.

She is so beautiful without even makeup.


I wish she fucks me.

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That because you has steals lawnmower from petty gril to get at her lawnmower, you have nasty grass! you is have nasty grass!

10th crush.

I am stalking her on Facebook.

She is so fucking hot without makeup.
I wish she stalks me and molest me in public although she don't know me.
She is the friend of 3rd crush.
She is from liberal family and she has a boyfriend.
She is so beautiful and sexy.
Thanks to some of her friends accept my fake facebook account request so I can spy/stalk her.

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no you idiot.

I live in a big apartment.

Do you know which Indian cities I live you british man motherchood

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11th crush

I also stalk her on Facebook and it is so easy because her friend accept my fake account request.

They visited Switzerland and from rich family.

She is the friend of the 5th crush.

She don't know me. I am knowing more information about her.

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My 12th crush.

She is so hot.

I able find her few friend list thanks to her background FB page those who liked it.

Her facebook profile is so private.

Luckily one of her friend accept my fake facebook account so I can stalk her.

Luckily I found one of her friend accept my fake fb account otherwise it would be it is impossible to stalk her.

Her Facebook Photo privacy is friend and mutual friends. So that means her friend and mutual friends can see it that also mean I can see because one of her friend accepted request on Facebook without checking my account.

She don't know me and I am collecting information about her.

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I can be your girlfriend (male).

My beautiful face

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NO. YOU TRANSGENDER
I DON'T WANT TRANSGENDER TO BE MY GF

You live in Launmoor City.
Home of industrial India Lawnmower Corporation.
You cannot be allowed in factory because you embelish lawnmower! What the hell! People has concerned.

>Launmoor
NO YOU GARABAGE.

I will give hint
NO HINT

GUESS IT.

It doesn't even exist in real life

I NEED GIRLFRIEND

You aren real because you have anguish to lawnmower
You keep hint to lawnmowere like bad person, why you have such angry gas? Does your digestion?

I need girlfriend PLEASE TELL AN ADVICE SIMPLE WAY.

I WILL GO OUT ONCE I GOT A GOOD ADVICE.

I HOPE POL WILL HELP ME

I WILL KEEP POSTING UNTIL I GOT GIRLFRIEND

You garbage man again.
You idiot

>this thread

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I was in street on 20 August 2018 to buy charger.
for my phone as the previous one got damaged
I live in the suburban and they sell basic items like charger is expensive.

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NO EXIF DATA HAHAHHA.
GOT REMOVED

All this work and this thread will be deleted and you'll be banned. Sad!

>ADVICE
Try sending her a photograph of your penis

Chicks really like getting penis photographs

LOL. MY IP use dynamic IP YOU IDIOT
I told you in 8 chan

most of my crush won't like it and they will report it to the police and they don't know me

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this guy is god tier
bravo dude

serious?

Try picking up chicks on the pooping street. Tell them you're selling toilet paper then when they look at you pull your dick out

Fucking kek

More photo

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NO
YOU IDIOT.

YESSSSS I NEED GIRLFRIEND

More

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This Thread Stinks.

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I need girlfriend PLEASE TELL AN ADVICE SIMPLE WAY.

I WILL GO OUT ONCE I GOT A GOOD ADVICE.

I HOPE POL WILL HELP ME

I WILL KEEP POSTING THIS UNTIL I GOT GIRLFRIEND

Sorry there is nothing I can do about this.

Indian society sucks

Most indian woman even the one wears western clothes are not open minded due to fucking society.

they are easy to get in high school even if you have average looks, at least in europe anyway, don't know what its like in America.

you didn't go to school did you ? because india cant afford schools. If home school you need to become a rich genius like Palmer Luckey to attract girls.

I DID GO TO SCHOOL YOU IDIOT

I QUIT IT SINCE JUN 2013

I WAS SHY TALK TO GIRLS EVEN THEY flirt ME

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>I HOPE POL WILL HELP ME

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You british man you are idiot

Help me

what does it mean

No can do. I have set my life to be a sterile(free from bacteria((women)) or other living microorganisms; totally clean.)

cos you are an idiot

best thread in years

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No im not. I not the one going on the internet asking strangers, who think your country is a shithole, how to get laid.

i was kinda feeling sorry for you but i fell for your bait.

Go rape a GOAT.

actual faggot.

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LOL

I AM NOT HAPPY BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE GIRLFRIEND

I am not happy you idiot.

You people said best thread best thread best thread but i am not happy because I don't have girlfriend.

PLEASE TELL AN ADVICE SIMPLE WAY

My penis big and it would fit for condom.

If my girlfriend gives permission for sex with her then I will use condom

I DON'T FUCK ANIMALS.
I LOVE MEAT.
I HAD PORK FIRST TIME IN 2017
IN MY STATE BEEF IS LEGAL.
ONE DAY I WILL HAVE BEEF.

HOPE IN MY STATE OF INDIA BEEF LEGAL FOREVER

I DON'T FUCK ANIMALS

HELP ME OR GET LOST

I WILL HAVE GIRLFRIEND NOT JUST FOR SEX BUT FOR CARING, TALKING AND SHARING TO HER

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AGAIN I SAID THAT DON'T LIKE ANIMALS

maybe you should stalk cows and not eat women? and poop in a toilet obviously.

>PLEASE TELL AN ADVICE SIMPLE WAY
It's easy bro, just message them randomly on Facebook and ask them to show bob or vagene, works every time.

bump

This made me laugh so hard

I don't like cows except for giving milk to drink you idiot.

I POO IN LOO YOU IDIOT

i am not happy

I AM NOT HAPPY BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE GIRLFRIEND

I am not happy you idiot.

You people said best thread best thread best thread but i am not happy because I don't have girlfriend.

PLEASE TELL AN ADVICE SIMPLE WAY
you are laughing?

I am not happy

My sides... this is so damn funny.

Tell us what kind of girls you like. Would you even fuck a paki one if you are really desperate?

poo goes in the loo

-outer heaven staff

>PLEASE TELL AN ADVICE SIMPLE WAY
rape

If somehow this faggot is not shitposting.......
Please make a virus that kills everyone under a 100iq and release it first in this shithole.2 billion down to a 20000 would be a good fucking thing for this place.

This is you poo OP

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just be urself

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You don't own a toilet. You big liar

I haven't seen your threads in months, no luck? Try not being so fucking needy

I HATE RAPE.
I WISH SEXY WOMAN STALKS ME.

THERE IS NOTHING STALKING WOMAN IN PUBLIC AS LONG SHE IS NOT GETTING HARMED.

STALKING WOMAN SHOULD BE LEGAL AS LONG NO HARM.
MY HOUSE HAS TOILET AND I DO POO IN LOO.
SEE THE REQUIREMENT

Are you that Trump supporter who threatened to kill me if i don't support him.

Remember other right wingers are way better than you so fuck you.

You sound like him.

I need girlfriend

if you have difficulties finding a gf, guess what you are an incel, join the blackpill

NO YOU IDIOT.
I need girlfriend PLEASE TELL AN ADVICE SIMPLE WAY.

I WILL GO OUT ONCE I GOT A GOOD ADVICE.

I HOPE POL WILL HELP ME

I WILL KEEP POSTING THIS UNTIL I GOT GIRLFRIEND

Sorry there is nothing I can do about this.

Indian society sucks

Most indian woman even the one wears western clothes are not open minded due to fucking society.

it is difficult to get girlfriend in india due to society

I AM NOT AN INCEL

>this thread
>that flag
>the autism
Can we get anymore Indian?!

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IT IS SOCIETY FAULT

get an arranged marriage and convince your wife to do outdoors stuff

>I have an India proxy.. but what do I do with it?
>this thread
Great decision.

if you can't help me then get lost

CAN'T YOU SEE FIRST POST OF THIS THREAD THAT I HATE MARRIAGE. I BELIEVE LIVE IN RELATIONSHIP

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Jow Forums bans all proxy and vpn you idiot. YOU IDIOT
I tried post it from proxy/VPN they banned it

I am an Indian