How to talk to cute guys at uni

Join the LGBT society thingy, only go to the socials

just be a cutie being a shy boy makes you cute...

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do you have the gay?
if so I can't help you
otherwise just be cute

>be me
>19
>stoner
>never wears boxers
>semi chub 24/7, cause teens
>I start chatting with a friend.
>She is in high school.
>I had just broken up with my gf who goes to college.
3.14qt notices buldge.
>Sup Annon?What u doing..?
>Tips fedora.m'lady.. I shall arrive on 8'o clock sharp, to pick u up from your parent's place, I shall.
>You are mine now. I claim you in the name of love.
>qt gril happy as fuck.
>Tells her bro and Dad
>Her Dad doesnt think that it's gonna last.
>He is right. grill had a smelly minge.
>MFW I got to fuck his Dad's daughter

:SS

we don't have this kind of stuff here

I'm not that shy desu

I'm 100% straight

>im not that shy
then why make this thread?
KYS, normie fag

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you telling me you are a girl and don't know how to talk to guys at uni? you just do anything cute and they talk to you, isn't that how it works? except if you are hideous
how would you rate yourself/10?

I'm not that shy unless he cute

>you telling me you are a girl
not really no

look, in this day and age for western civilization
heterosexual relationships are just privileges belonging to chad and his harem. Your next best bet is to either chubby chase, turn into a trap, go gay and fuck traps, get a grotesque sex change, or give up by being an incel.

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you are not a girl, but you are 100% straight, yet you wan't to talk to cute boys at Uni
there is something in this logic that doesn't fit

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>you are not a girl, but you are 100% straight, yet you wan't to talk to cute boys at Uni
yes

With your mouth

then why do you want to talk to cute boys in the first place? what are you after?

>you are not a girl
then you are a boy
>you are 100% straight
then you like girls
>yet you want to talk to cuye boys at uni
BAM

are you a trap?

its not gay but he is a normie and he should suicide

why not? what's wrong with it?

so only faggots should talk to cute boys? and if they talk to me I should ignore them?

>france
>cute guys
>uni
pick one

wow, so you actually just want to talk to cute guys, and not do anything

ok pal, I can't help you, I don't know how to talk to people, just sex them

yeah, only faggots want to talk ONLY to cute boys.

kidding I actually want sex with them

then you are not 100% straight

Instagate convo. cute guys are shy. be friendly. Even when they seem aloof and disinterested, be persistent. give a relationship time to build up. Don't be pushy though.

literally nothing gay about cute boys