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What is the worst thing you have ever done?

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Married an insane woman.

I once got pulled over by going two miles per hour uphill on an electric scooter.
It was dead and I was walking it up

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I put something up my butt so I could have a better orgasm a few times

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i once dabbed on god himself

told my priest i only show up for the wine

started a relationship.

Michael?

Me and my friend trespassed onto our old high school, pissed on the roof, and constructed a penis out of plastic bins, the litter from which we dumped wherever the bin initially was. The bin penis was left on the playground area designated to the Year 7s. It was a good night.

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I was mean to a girl.

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NiggaSo?

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I accidentally shoplifted

I beat up my mom in an autistic life rage quit.

Right... "Accidentally".

Stole my moms panties to sniff them while I jerked off in bed

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GAWD!

I hope your'e lying.

WuT

hot

Accidentally let people down.

Left them devastated probably.

I accidentally stole something from a petstore.

*you're

what?

I accidentally locked myself in my school building on a sunday

Turtlebone, I had it in my pocket and I got a call for business that needed taking care of and I forgot the shit was in my pocket.

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based

i would do that if my mom was sexy in the first place (ᇂﮌᇂ)

I was mean to my grandma

Lose my last friend from elementary school

decided against migrating to Europe because of the shithole it became
now I'm stuck on this fucking eternal recession my country is going through

You are lying
You are lying
You are telling the truth
You are telling the truth
You are lying
You are lying
You are telling the truth but it's a boring story.
You are telling the truth but it's a boring story.
You are telling the truth
You are telling the truth
You are telling the truth. Not accidental though.
You are telling the truth. Not accidental though.
You are lying.
You are telling the truth.
You're not even following the rules of the thread.
You're not even following the rules of the thread.

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I don't think I should say it

Then don't say it you idiot.

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Okey.

It was accidental, who the fuck plans to steal 3 dollar turtlebone?

When I was in 2nd grade a kid brought a rubber toy shark with him and he was so full of himself bragging about his awesome rubber shark that I stole it our of sheer spite. First I made it fall under the desk and then, when nobody was looking I picked it up. He was super-sad, he was devastated. I felt sorry but I was too afraid to give it back. Plus I never liked him. I tried putting it amongst my toys at home but I couldn't bear its gaze, it reminded me of my sin. So I threw it behind the cupboard. I still kept thinking about it deep into the night when I couldn't fall asleep up until high school I think.

Shut the fuck up
Nobody fucking cares

Mow my lawn Pablo.

Lied to my parents about my childhood
When I was 10 I didn't go to school for a few weeks,told them I was threatened by someone,truth of the matter is that I was just feeling lazy
When I was 12 I told them I was being bullied by someone just so they would pay attention to me,I told them false stories for hours just to get their sympathy,in truth,I was bullying the other kid,and I was telling the stories from his point of view(Some things changed to make sense,of course)

Wow chinks lying who would've gussed

Fuck you,that story is important to the ruskie you insensitive piece of shit
Who are you,anyway?Just a spiteful asshole.

Fuck off,I didn't lie for the sake of lying,what do you know about my childhood?Since my parents worked all day,and sometimes my father went overseas for his job,I literally had no one to talk to,no friends at all,video games were my respite.And then when I was 12 my dad quit his job so I could finally interact with him more...but I didn't know how to.I didn't know how to even start a conversation...
All I could do was lie,you don't understand.

tl;dr

I kicked my dog. I was little though

Why would I lie about such an embarrassing crime

Various drugs and trespassing. Sometimes at the same time. Never caught.

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I hope some day that kid rapes you.

I once left someone deserted in the bush because they were being a whiney bitch, no I didn't go back for them.

kiss a guy and eat dog food

participate in rekt threads

I dated a yandere and realized it too late she was a yandere. After I got rid of her she cut up my motorbike tires and saddle and smashed the windshield. She tried to pry into my post box at least five times but when she always failed in that she filled it up with dirt she dug up from a flower bench by it. Every time the same pattern. She also did some other minor things. This lasted about a month afterwards. She never talked shit about me though, for she is a yandere and not a thot.

Lived

>when you share Jow Forums with an actual murderer