What if instead of people saying "This is my jam!" They said "This is my high fructose corn syrup!"

What if instead of people saying "This is my jam!" They said "This is my high fructose corn syrup!"

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those people would be americans

You mean successful. Unlike Australia.

I mean fat. unlike australia

Based

Well, aren't you both fat?

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aren't you black?

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Migi, handle the defense

migi?
is that one of your tanks, the ones with three reverse gears and one forwards?

I wanna get one of those dolls for personal reasons

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nice digits btw heaven

cheecked

Wasted

I swear to god I think Ashley just looked at me

Also, this post is a mess

don’t get lost in her eyes

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that's what your dad said after pissing you into your mum

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Ruinin' a good thread. Shame!

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does jam contain high fructose corn syrup in the us?
wtf?

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you're the only butthurt here

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Ok, I'm goin' to bed, wake me up when the thread 404s

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How’s my dick taste

how should I know, I don't talk with your dad

You talk with your mom

she doesn't know your dad either
if you want to know what your cock tastes like I suggest you ask him to kiss you next time, faggot

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top kek
I can't tell if this is ironic or not

On tilt. Faggot.

I know you4 mom

Why are you a failure?

rekt, faggot

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pic related, you right now
xD

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Find a successful country to live in. Yours isn’t.