... i'm just ironically gayposting
i'm not actually gay...
i'm sorry to tell you that way... please take my apology...
... i'm just ironically gayposting
apology: denied
I'm watching the new bojack horseman episodes
rude
Okay gay
you know what will change my mind?
no
post legs
uh they're very hairy though, are you sure about that?
>they're very hairy though
p o s t
I'm currently at work (browsing Jow Forums), i can just post them with my pants on (sadly)
And I don't think you want to see them uhhhhh
i want to see them
post plssss
Ok... here
Legge
And left legge
hote legge..
now post dicc
k enough
post the bepis
no
yes
no
oh yes
oh no
si si
cringe thread
show me your cock you stupid bitch
show your microdick first
>y-you first
weak
interest instantly lost
is seeing cocks the only thing you are trying to accomplish here? pretty pathetic desu
it's 10pm and i'm extremely bored and horny
i'll do whatever i want
GO TO BED AND STOP BEING HORNY
ah I see...
pathetic
*spits on you*
NO
i want dick so fucking bad
weak
I think the only weak one here is the one not going out and finding dick for himself hmmmmm.........
You're going to ruin your asshole if you keep sticking objects inside your rectum, you know.
>i want dick so fucking bad
Go on grindr its not hard
I heard someone say that they were gay?
i do
there's a cute guy who i text every single day. same age as me
we're going to meet up soon and that'll be that
weakboi
>keep
i don't play with my ass often
>ruin your asshole
for exactly this reason
>grindr
i'm extremely horny but that doesn't mean i should go out and fuck a bunch of untested guys
stupid idea
K bye gotta go.
Stop jacking off or else your wiener will fall off.
but why do you ask for pictures of dicks online instead of either looking them yourself or going out in real life? weak gayboi
>untested guys
What, were you planning on fucking raw? Don't do that.
>there's a cute guy who i text every single day. same age as me
>we're going to meet up soon and that'll be that
top zozzle ur in for a surprise
bye shit post
>Stop jacking off
no
i do..
me talking about wanting dick really bad is just me being horny
i'm in a relationship and have been in many before this one
no.. i mean i don't want to fuck people who have STDs
why would i take the risk?
are you trying to imply he's a catfish?
we webcam literally every single day and do copycat pictures
well fuck lucky you then i guess
nuthin to do with luck russki
bois are easy to find
go and find a russian qt and adopt him
I post gay stuff post-ironically, lole
thats gay
gay
which is exactly why you should do it
>why would i take the risk?
If you're using a condom then thats the same risk you take with anyone. You can talk to people on grindr prior and only get ones who have been tested just like anyone else. Your reasoning doesn't add up.
dumb fucking Medic faggot
Fat fuck
Stop promoting obesity in young children
i'm not fat, fucking brit i have a bmi of 20
disgusting
go wash your socks you filthy crypto-albanian, i can feel the stink all the way from here
what..
i'm saying condoms aren't a guaranteed STD-preventer and it's not worth risking fucking somebody who isn't tested for this reason
you consider that obese?
this hurts
I understand perfectly what you were saying. Read the part I said about how you can talk to people on grindr and make sure they've been tested just like you can talk to anyone else.
you've never used grindr before have you?
>this thread
how do i delete threads?
I have. Sure most just wanna hook up but there are a lot of people on there who just wanna chat first also.
it’s just australian banter
Straya is pretty gay
Fucking pooftahs
report yourself?
no
Yes
Straya might be gayer than Britain.
Not surprising though.
You're being a pooftah, you might wanna consider moving to melbourn
no
Yes desu
Close to finland
What would your parents think?
>2 gay alcoholics
>adorable but still gay escort
>some edgy faggot and heaven who is also a faggot but of his own kind
Objectively aussies are gayer than brits.
No, Finland isn't gay.
f*nland is the worst what are you even talking about
no
stop spreading these lies dumby
that's like 3 actual gheys out of the 10+ aussies that browse here tho
brit only has like 6 frequenters and almost all of them are ghey
also where am i on this list?
>also where am i on this list?
alcoholics
And I'm fairly certain there are at least 5 unironically gay aussies here, not sure how many regulars though.
wtf, i'm not an alcoholic
its been like a month since i last drank and i don't get cravings
i just had a really depressive episode for like a week and drank a bunch because of it
>5
there's me, drunk aussie, and the aussie everybody keeps mistaking for Jelly
i'd include Jelly in the list but he left ages ago
idk who the 'escort' is
So you are saying australians dont want to be sodomized by big cocks?
n-no..
i'm going to bed now
i will definitely NOT dream about a big dicked spaniard going to town on my boypussy
UwU
faggot
this thread should have never had more than 1 reply
this
pretty good, also go to sleep
@everyone
I woke up at 3 AM and studied for two hour. Then I went for a jog, then went to the gym. Now I'm in bed.
we all know you're a nomalfag
good night, faggots, gayposters and SHIT POST
There's nothing normal about me
He only recently graduated into being a normalfag
tfw have been one in disguise this whole time
night