Roll up! Roll up! Everybody come place your bids!
We've got a mighty fine selection of 37 ladies here today, each of them exotic in their own way! For information and starting bids on each girl, just give the number and ask for more info.
Rules to Bid/Buy:
1) Have a name
2) Only one at a time, and only two to each person
3) All sales final, trades accepted occasionaly
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I'll take number 4
You take nicemonye right?
Surely. #4 is a curious alien who's disguised as a human. She's seeking to learn everything about human life, and she's naive to most things.
How much will you put down in nicemonye?
I'll take 31
31 is a time travel case. She's a French nurse from WW1, awfully flirty. She knows limited English. How much?
take the 55 I put down already.
1'000
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I'll take 27
Seeing as she's on the lower end of demand, you can have her for 55.
4 is sold.
also mildly interested in 7. Any info on her?
31 is Sold!
27 is a Night Elf. She's a bit frightened by the world, and will need to be trained in quite a few thinks.
She's a valuable find, so, you'll have to fork quite a bit over. How much you willing to give?
I'll take 29 for tree fiddy.
And 35 too tell me more about her
Keep me informed about 18 lole
(dubs)
Sister of 6, inflicted with a constant arousal curse(blessing?) Seeing as she's a neko, she'll need some serious training and conditioning to not go wild. I recommend having a sturdy collar and leash on hand.
That's nowhere near enough for a jackalope. These things aren't even supposed to be real!
35 is a hybrid cow girl. I don't know what her other half is, so, she's a bit of a wildcard in that regard. She produces milk with an unusual balance of protein. Each time we tested it it came out with a different balance of calcium and iron. Fully stepford and trained.
Mutant. She can grow and shrink like a blob. She can't increase her sizes intendant of one another, though. If her bust gets larger, everything else will become proportional to that new size.
I'm willing to trade her for this giant canibal futanari. she's high maitenance and extremely dangerous especially when in heat but for the most adventurous souls she can be traded for a hefty profit.
And 7?
I'd rather shoot that thing down! I can't put my stock in danger! Get rid of that horrible creature!
See,
I won't spit up sisters
what about #3 and #9?
She seems healthy and of good genetics she seems like the perfect wife/baby maker i'll give 1'500 for her
Three is an imp who thinks she's from feudal japan. Total basket-case. If you ever see her squatted down sneaking around, she probably thinks she's invisible. She's also afraid of cameras, for.... some reason.
Nine is omnipotent to academic subjects, She knows every equation, every moment in all of history, and so on. However, she knows nothing about liberal arts and so on.
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In Nicemonye or what?
Yes in Nicemonye
and #10's story
rollong for 19
Could you go a little higher? Actually, I'll make you a deal. I'll take 1,500 if you'll tell me waht kind of babies she produces, and give me the third-born. Deal?
The Lingerie is part of her body. She has no skin under that, it's just an extension of her skin. She can mold her skin into any form of lingerie you want, and she can grow full blow nipples and vagoo on the lingerie. It's fascinating to watch...
Essential, she's a living set of underwear.
hmph!
so much for "exotic"!
I'll save my cute giant futanari cannibal girl that can melt people with her smegma for the more "refined" connoiseur.
I am however willing to make a trade with my pet android who takes pleasure in letting master "taste" her body in every possible sense of the word.
a delicacy for those who trully seek the pleasures of the flesh.
she requires high maintenance however seeing as how her regenerative abilities require that she her canibilises other female corpse.
I think I'll take 3 please, mate.
(EBIN TRIPS!)
Name a price.
Again, I cannot put stock in danger! Sorry, but, our dealing is over unless you have Nicemonye pal.
the fuck why?
>Give me the third born
I'm not the kind of man to sell his children so how about 2'200
An old yu that used to be used to pay for newspapers, when Jow Forums still had them.
Alright, I'll take 2,200. I'm sure I'll find another one like her if I ever make a trip back around that part of space. Sold.
(du9s)
Hmm.... An interesting artifact indeed. Alright, you can have three!
alright fine.
I'm willing to trade in two of my precious pots. (not the rei one, that's mine).
they're hardly dangerous and extremely submissive, not that they have a choice in the matter.
this is as high as I'm willing to go.
Pleasure doing business with you.
No?
It's been a pleasure doing business with you now time to take my new wives to their new home
>stock of """"exotic"""" girls
>doesn't even take in heavily modified and transmutated girls, self cannibalizing androids or giant alien dickgirls when given the rare opportunity to do so
pschh....
There's a difference between exotic, niche, and disgusting. That kind of stuff just doesn't sell friend. Come back when you have stock worth my time desu.
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>68
People like you is the reason none of my charts exceed 40.
>disgusting
first of all, that's like your opinion man, you do not know how the consumer operates and I do not need to inform that the more extravagant the interest of the customer the more they all willing to pay.
Second of all, that is extremely unprofessional of you to say, these girls have feelings as well you know? keeping them emotionally sustained and pleased is part of the buisness, not using degrading terminology when they might overhear is marketing 101. a happy product makes a happy customer.
20 Spanish Galleons for 11
What am I supposed to do with 11 Spanish Galleons? Get get some nicemonye and come back.
Fine, 20 Spanish Galleons, and I'll throw in 14.87 pounds of silver bullion
>GET SOME NICEMONYE AND COME BACK
use this instead you might have better luck
based
forgot my name
now I'm cunt
(look at all those eights)
Any other questions everybody?
nicemonye is worthless fiat currency, owned and operated by the Irish cabal, you might as well ask for pixie dust. If you're going to refuse precious metal, will you accept a trade? One moon elf for number eleven, and if that's not enough I'll sweeten the pot with a vanilla ice cream cone. Take it or leave it, this is my final offer.
She looks like a non-domestic... is that a trained look or is she genuinely untrained? Also, you might want to be careful with 11. She's a full tiefling, and no collar we've put on her seems to stop her magic.
I acquired her two months ago from a clandestine stock trader I met at a gnomish bazaar, she's quite hostile and can't speak english. I honestly haven't understood a word she's said since, and I can't find a translator so I'm willing to haggle. Only lightly used and easy enough to manage if you keep her under lock and key. As for the ice cream it's a bona fide waffle cone, straight from a mammoth's udders, you won't get a deal this good anywhere else. Don't worry about the tiefling, I have ways of dealing with demonic sorcery.
(du6s)
Damn, that is some good looking ice cream...
Honestly, keep the girl, she seems like dead stock. You can have 11 just for the cone.
Deal, and I'm feeling generous, so I'll throw in a quarter pound of silver. Out of curiosity, if she from an Abyssal or Infernal bloodline? How'd you come to acquire a demonspawn anyhow?
(du9s)
Infenral, hence the fire. The same way I get all the rest: adventure.
Really? I'm a merchant myself, how did you come to acquire her? The slope in those horns is pedigree.
12 please
Listen, I can't expose my specific methods lad. Sometimes breeding, sometimes capture, sometimes they just come to me. She was a heavy breeding job. Those horns weren't easy to breed out!
12 is a direct descendant of Aphrodite from the Greek pantheon. Plucked her right out of fantasy-land.
You better be ready to pay big pal.
I'll pay whatever it takes.
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Do you only have cash, or, do you have stock to trade?
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Patrician.
Fair enough, trade secrets are secret for a reason, no? While the prices are low, I might as well snatch one or two more. What can you tell me about number 13? Why are they a package deal, when 6 and 7 aren't?
Satanic triple checked.
Are you interested in some Sears stock? I have cash, but you might want some stock.
Well, here's the thing. 13 are one entity. They share connected brains, yet have different personalities. One can't get more than ten feet away from the other, or they both seize.
I think they entered a pact or something?
I mean livestock lad.
Oh, how silly of me. You want a cow or something?
How peculiar... The one on the left's fetching enough, and I'm sure orcs would pay good money for the one on the right. Those seizures might be bothersome, but then again, it might make for a decent party trick.
I'll tell you what, I'll trade these dark elves for the pair, for an even swap. They're mother and daughter, the mother's well-trained but the daughter's a bit too whiny for my tastes.
If it stands on two legs and has tits sure thing.
Well trained how? What's her natural state? Anything archetypal you can tell me about her?
I have just the kind of cow you are looking for.
Doesn't speak unless spoken to, doesn't complain or struggle, can do anal at a moment's notice, and decent enough at oral. Generally silent and submissive, according to the trader I purchased her from, a few centuries back she was more violent than the moon elf, but decades of extensive use broke her in. She can speak English, elvish, and a smattering of Esperanto, but aside from that, nothing comes to mind. The daughter's barely eighty, and makes the strangest faces when you go in the back door.
I'm gonna need info here buddy. Is she domestic? Any training? Allergies?
>extensive use
Hows she doing on tightness? I can't less a loose product.
She's been completely domesticated, no allergies as far as I know.
Ok, I'll take her, but one cowgirl doesn't quite pay for a domesticated goddess. What else ya got?
You're well-traveled and she's an elf, you know how it is. Sure, she's had a dozen ir so children, and she's a bit looser than she once was, but no worse than a month-old fleshlight and it's nothing a bit of transmutation can't fix. I've had some serious difficulties putting her daughter to use, it's like trying to shove your dick through a dime-sized hole, it's almost too tight.
I have a guard roo, imported from Australia.
Yeah yeah, I know, but it's extra costs. I just wanted to know.
I think I'll put the daughter under stepfordization rather than domestication. She'll sell well as a young-wife, I think.
Anything else? 13 is a bit rare, so, I'd need a lil' more for them.
Holy shit sold!
roll for 8
Buddy, you can just buy her.
Thanks friend. He's a loyal roo.
I'll throw in an Adidas speed cruiser, if you'll fork over the pair and number 20. I know, it's an old vessel, and doesn't look like much, but I assure you, it's one of the fastest 23rd century models, and can run 40 light-years in four days.
I'm.... trying my best not to laugh at this offer user. Step ya' game up.
20 is another time travel case from feudal japan. Speaks excellent English, although she retains that high-pitched japanese-ness. She's worth more than everything you've offered. High-end item.
Ah, I see. How about 13 and 17, for the mother-daughter pair and the cruiser?
Ok, but, 17 comes with a bit of a problem. See that band-aid? Never, and I repeat, NEVER let that thing come off! Never ever in her entire life let it come off, got it?