How do I hold a conversation?
How do I hold a conversation?
Hunter Miller
Ryder Morris
with ur hands silyl
Kevin Edwards
pretty easy
>takes out and stares at phone
Jackson Smith
stop having autism
Carter Green
Smile and nod then go home and talk about anime online.
Carson Collins
ask them a question about themself, comment on their response a bit (maybe with an anecdote) then ask them another relevant question from there. Repeat this and don't take too long answering their questions to you when they ask (most people want to talk about themselves). Thats it.
Mason James
Ryder Watson
Cooper Wilson
with a brain
Landon James
talk to people who talk more than you then they just carry the conversation lol
Owen Ward
Logan Diaz
epic girls make epic cum
Ayden Scott
now there's some words to live by
Daniel Fisher
vary superficially
Eli Lee
be drunk
Charles Ramirez
>be me
>average american
>wake up
>get shot by wife
>shoot her back in a loving gesture
>go downstairs to get ready to go to work
>get shot 3 times through window in crossfire of police shootouts
>go outside
>get shot by neighbor
>shoot him back in greetings
>get in car to drive to work
>get pulled over 7 times and shot by cops
>stop at mcdonalds for breakfast
>mcdonalds gets shot up
>decide to walk to work
>get shot in drive-by shootings 4 times
>get to work
>work is shot up 13 times while i'm there
>walk back home because car was stolen
>shot
>go inside house and go to bed
>shoot wife goodnight
An average day
Xavier Jones
Where are you guys finding all these pictures of me? I don't remember posting them on the internet.
Gabriel Campbell
someone put you in an anime
Landon Torres
Stay jealous Muslim fucker
Ryder Diaz
>be mutt
>be shot
lole
Angel Ward
>be me
>be a Brit
>see Muslim
>greet Muslim
>Muslim asks if he can sleep with my wife
> "shore, mate"
>Muslim asks for all my possessions
>"alroyt"
>Muslim asks for my house
>"o course, mate"
>Muslim decapitates my kids in the name of Allah
>"Ok"
>Muslim asks for my country
>"yee"
>Muslim invites all his buddies
>"Shore!"
>"Oym so progressive!"
>Muslim asks for all my tea
>"OI YOU BLUDDY FOKIN BUGGA PUT YA DUKES UP SO I CAN DECK YA PROPA"
Robert Ross
>be American
>decide to get my big beautiful body™ ready for summer by shedding a few pounds
>doctor prescribes me a pill but tells me I have to stay off the greasy food
>lol fuck that, obliterate 12 bags of special edition extra cheesy bacon greasy doritos™
>30 minutes later feeling a mite peckish
>trudge down to walmart, already feeling out of breath
>dab forehead sweat with a spare extra bacon big mac I found in my pocket
>find the doritos section, grab the nearest pack my stubby little michelin arms can reach
>loudly voice my disapproval at the walmart staff for not stocking the extra jumbo variant
>make the long and arduous journey to the cash register
>see an skinny clearly anorexic british tourist at one of the registers
>all 12 of my chins start trembling in rage
>suddenly feel a fart wriggling out of my rectum
>come up with a devious plan
>position my shit processor in his general direction
>I can feel the fart almost breaching my shaking sphincter
>this one's gonna be a good one, I can feel it
>Oh man, here it comes
>Almost chuckle to myself in glee
>here it comes
>HERE IT COMES
>fuck
>here some commotion behind me
>"Urgh, that American just shit himself."
>Waddle home with the shit snug in my xxxxl sweatpants
>that night cry into my D. Trump dakimakura
An average day.
Nathan Butler
just be yourself!! lololol
Brayden Fisher
limit your answers to monosyllables
Leo Long
>namefag
>copypastas
>Muslim fetish
Stay jealous.
Austin Gonzalez
lole keep trying xD
Jordan Lewis
Y no memes attached?
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Oh. Right.
Jonathan Roberts
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Jaxson Phillips
>American princess
Luke Clark