>buy 12 inch jelly dildo
>its thicker than my wrist and huge
What the fuck i didn't know 12 inches was this big my butt is gonna be ruined
Buy 12 inch jelly dildo
Liam Williams
Carson Perez
dumb literally gapfag
Xavier Sanders
have fun being incontinent
Hunter Murphy
Fuck off gapfag
Logan Jones
i didn't want a dildo THAT big!
thanks
Gavin Myers
Is America in continent?
Elijah Scott
so...
buy a smaller dildo and use it for penetration
use the big dildo to suck on or smack yourself in the face with it while fapping & bouncing on the smaller dildo
I mean this just ideas, im not so experienced with dildo im not the gay haha..
Eli Rodriguez
do it anyway
Isaac Diaz
t. Gheymei
Andrew Williams
sucking on rubber doesn't taste very good and my smaller one became kind off boring after the time
thats the plan
Evan Robinson
don't do it
have patience
buy a smaller one for anal
real life isn't like your trap animes
Benjamin Bennett
i payed like 20 bucks for it. Im not gonna not use it!
Adam Stewart
get a bigger one
Dominic Brooks
who?
he's a heterosexual anyway, dumb tranny.
Aaron Nguyen
good man
or lass
keep us updated
Jace Phillips
I'm straight, my gf is getting the surge soon
thanks! I'll do.
Colton Gray
whatever
shove it up your ass then
faggot
Daniel Cox
Nathan Green
thats kinda gay
Mason Perry
i'm not even gay lol but i'll do
saved
Asher Young
everytime this faggot pops up the thread becomes garbage
Ryan Brown
sit on it and post the vid come on op
Noah Jones
lucky me that my thread stayed good
nope
Joshua Gray
it really hurted but i think i could get used to it
Bentley Ward
Carson Martinez
Good to see you practice to be Mohammed's sissy cum dump faggot ass kraut seriously Germans were a mistake
Alexander Campbell
thats mean
only a user wouldn't know that Mohammed doesn't like fun
Julian Jenkins
Oh no Mohammed has had lots of fun with your women but now he has turned his eyes to you not that their is much deference between you and your women in the first place
Brody Martin
Get some new material Jow Forums it's kinda running stale
David Martinez
don't make me blush. do you rally think mohammed likes me?
Charles Brooks
>Running stale
Tell that to the Germans they just can't having gay sex with sand niggers
Jayden White
Nicholas Martinez
stop ruining your boyhole
Gavin Sanders
okay retard
Robert Jenkins
HMMM yeah.... that's gonna be a yikes from me
Daniel Baker
Oh sure he does in fact every Mohammed loves a German boypussy
Ok this is just gross
Kayden Edwards
Ok faggot
Isaiah Williams
>go to archive
>filename search
>File: news-graphics-2007-_650198a.jpg
>space gayboy
Put your nameshit back on
Christopher Rodriguez
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Oliver Jackson
fucking quality vodkabro
how does it not surprise me that he's still as cancerous as ever
Noah Brooks
dude why, just don't use it
Jackson Murphy
>people have called me space cowboy
>People have called me amie
Obsessed
Liam Russell
good to hear
i bought it so i thought why shouldn't i give it a try
Aaron Watson
>12 inches was this big
Wus wrong wyte boi can't handle it? Pussy.
Hawt. More. Plox.
One of the best edits I've seen so far. So happy I spent that night making you guys that png.
Samuel Johnson
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Jackson Williams
>mfw gay thread
Luke White
Hey don't you have cancer?
Blake Parker
Chase Fisher
Yes. I'm due to see a specialist soon. Is this relevant right now? I'm trying to enjoy my time shit posting.
Kayden Cooper
Your waifu a shit
Nathaniel Rodriguez
Oh ok sorry to bring it up
Adrian Reyes
btfo by a russian tranny PFFTT HAHAHAHA
Adrian Moore
>Space gayboy is so embarrassed of his skinny arms that he gave up on his name
Josiah Ramirez
I'm still practicing, pls no bully
Evan Rodriguez
It's cool to ask but I didn't want to shit up this thread with my melodrama. I'm sure you mean well.
>no bully
>mfw
Well get some lube and get it in there fuckboi. It ain't gonna fuck itself. You can't even handle 1 foot long how are you gonna handle pleasuring 5 bois at once? Fucking pussy ass fagboi can't even handle the dick. You might as well just be straight you're so worthless.
Brandon Sanders
I'm really trying but its just to big
Jaxson Stewart
Ian Jenkins
There is do and do not there is no try. Shift positions, move your body around, arch your back or something. It will fit you might just have to get in the right position or shift your body.
Don't give me this shit of it won't fit. I put my 10 inch in a girl who was 4'10" and you can't get a 12 in you? Pathetic.
More lube.
Make it fit you worthless gae.
Kayden Perry
Xavier Rogers
Wyatt Martinez
>12 inch jelly dildo
wtf OP? you're going to ruin your asshole you dumbass
i have a 6 inch jelly and it's perfect
get a smaller one
Colton Taylor
>no plz I have boi pucci to fuck muh qts
>*woosh*
Laughed harder than I should've.
Fucking zoomers gave me cancer.
Jackson Hughes
Come on at least take out the edges bro
Asher Thompson
based
Nathaniel Gomez
What the fuck.
Nigel here
you okay?
Josiah Perry
well I got it in but it really hurts
I already have smaller ones
Carson Hall
No Nigel I'm not. Surgery might take care of it but nothing is concrete yet. I've still gotta see a specialist to get my biopsy. Went to the ER for pain and a CT scan revealed a mass about 2.5x3.0 cm. I'm not at liberty to discuss what kind of cancer it is because I don't wanna be shit on for it.
Looks like I've found the exit.
The people who don't like me will get to see me go.
Get use to it and grind on it for a bit before you move it in and out.
You're so fucking gay it hurts. Why not a real dick? Mohammad would give it to you.
Zachary Young
Just wanted to say:
You're a disgrace to your parents and everyone you know and love. You egotistical gay fuck, you should be ashamed of yourself
Brody Stewart
>I don't wanna be shit on for it
My cunning waffle brain deduces the result to be either lungs or ass
David Ortiz
use the smaller ones then
why would you deliberately ruin your own asshole..
cmon kraut
Jonathan Martinez
Hi
Jacob Adams
>he people who don't like me will get to see me go.
WHAAAAAAAAATTT??!?!!?!??!
Elijah Campbell
I'm not at liberty to discuss until I know what stage I'm in. Sorry waffle I don't want to feed the flames this time.
Hey Cute. How are you doing?
I thought you already knew. I told everyone about it and you guys should know what kind it is too.
Jonathan Reyes
Neck yourself, you big faggots
Jaxson Sanders
Y-yeah, but didn't doc say it WASN'T cancer because blood test didn't say it was?
Unless something changed!
Andrew Taylor
Or get cancer. That seems to be the trend right now
Alexander Thompson
You better have some money to pay for the operation.
Adam Gray
Well, I'm going to give it a wild guess and say it's colon cancer.
Either way that's absolutely fucked. Completely and utterly. Never thought I'd have to say goodbye to a gayposter like this
Or even that I'd really truly give a shit
That sucks.
That really fucking sucks.
Anyways last time we spoke I think I refused to describe in what way I'd been gay
Might as well tell you anyways
2 year relationship with a guy from highschool
fucked his ass
shit was cash
that's about all
Hope things get better. Or at least that you last long enough to do what you want to do. Or die fast enough that you needn't suffer through chemo like my dad did before he died. Good luck.
Mohammad here.
Aaron Powell
>gay thread
Noah Long
Yeah, most gayposters won't die from natural causes.
Robert Evans
you're one of my favourite posters right now
Christopher Allen
imagine being this mad at buttsecks
Jaxon Bell
>Why not a real dick
my gf has a pretty cute one
>You're a disgrace to your parents and everyone you know and love
I would second this even if i wasn't gay
I spent hard earned money for it, so I'm gonna use it!
rude!
do you really like me?
Adam Peterson
The metabolic panel was inconclusive. They're not ruling out cancer until I get my biopsy from the specialist. I've gotta go across town to see them.
My doc said he's not going to rule out cancer but since the mass isn't discolored it MIGHT not be cancer. The way he dances around the issue makes me suspect that I have it but they don't want to tell me. My liver and blood sugar are fine though but my high white blood cell count is why he's calling for a biopsy.
I...i might not. If I'm terminal I might just have to take this one and punch my life card. I'll still be here shitposting until the very end. My last words on bant will be a selfie in the hospital telling you all what I think about you and saying goodbye.
That was pretty gay Nigel especially the part about shit being cash.
I hope I won't have to say goodbye to anyone and that we caught it early. Hey if I go through chemo maybe you can donate me your glorious golden hair for a wig.
I appreciate your kind words. I've had a hell of a time shitposting with you.
You don't want a cute dick you want a man dick.
Jack King
>high white blood cell count
Doesn't mean anything by itself either. My mother had a leukemia scare, but they didn't find anything despite all the tests.
Andrew Turner
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
no
Ha that's a good fucking point.
I'd finally have someone to send it to
Not that it'd suit you
like
at all
But it could be good for a laugh, even if it'd be an expensive laugh to send it to you.
I hope for your sake you won't need it.
>scare
lucky
Isaac Lewis
Well that sucks. If indeed you have cancer, and no way t pay for it, you can thank America for letting you down lole
But you never know what the future is made of. Maybe you just have some other weird shit going on.
Aiden Hughes
I hope to hell it's not. I can't be, I don't want it to be.
James Cooper
It's all still up in the air but the doc won't tell me either way. He isn't a specialist in this way so he's admitted he's not well versed so he's handing me off.
Based on it not being discolored they don't know for sure but most cancerous growths are regular color. At least that's what my doc tells me. I try to keep my mind on other things than researching what's wrong with me.
It would be a fun laugh. I could get some blue contacts then make I'm white threads in pol.
Honestly I hope I won't need it either. I hate most of you with a burning passion but I wouldn't wanna just leave you guys. I want to stay here to shit on India, hear you guys whine about me making you gay and make shitty oc nobody will care about.
I want to live and post.
Hopefully. If I can't pay for it I'll sell all my stuff to visit anons around the world to say goodbye personally. Maybe get a beer or something.
Bum if it is there's nothing we can do. Sometimes you just have to accept your fate with dignity. What little I have left.... I'll miss you doe. I'll try to make your flowers pretty from hell.
Kayden Peterson
Figgin don't think like that! It could just be a spook and you could be fine. Even if it isn't you'd have a high chance of living and things could work out. Frickin stay alive and happy, I haven't gotten to know you enough for you to go.
Hudson Diaz
If you wanna get end of days wasted there's only one place to go mate. I can hook you up
Isaac Fisher
Dominic Foster
I'm with Bummy on this one! This has to be just a scare!
pl-pls no October low point again. I don't think I could handle another October like last October
Luke Johnson
Did not see a thread about 12 inch jelly cocks getting sad and real
William Morgan
kek
As much as I'd love to say I don't want my nice hair gracing your bald egg-like oval shaped head, it'd be for good reason if you ever did end up going full egg for the chemo
Consider him dead, enjoy his company, and thank jesus when/if he lives or doesn't have it.
That's the best way to do it if it really seems like he has cancer
Jordan Ortiz
It was sad to begin with
Nicholas Gonzalez
top banter
Nathaniel Bailey
LOL
Cameron Bell
Did another gayposter die like a fag last October or something? Do tell!
Xavier Miller
No. I was.... in a really bad situation.
I'd rather not talk about it.