Whats it feel like to get a boner and how often do you guys get them

whats it feel like to get a boner and how often do you guys get them
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Are you impotent or what

Some people are female

>whats it feel like to get a boner
What happened to yours?

fuck off

Like every time you see a cute girl and it feels good but it's also the most awkward as hell thing ever. Have fun hiding them.

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give me one baby

What happened, OP?

feels pretty good when the blood floods through the base and makes it get all big and floppy
and then after that it kinda stiffens and thickens and rises up like a hitler solute if i'm on my bed lying down
when im stood up its too heavy so it kinda points straight or down if its not a full stiffy
hope you enjoyed my weirdly descriptive description of a boner
also in public they suck

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Feels good at the start but if you have one for too long it hurts

>if you have one for too long it hurts
this is true but why the fuck would you even let that happen

You don't. They tend to go away after a while but if you have one lasting longer than four hours then you have a priapism which requires medical attention. Thankfully, it's rare.

like sometimes when i was a kid it'd happen but it stopped years ago
this dood really has a dick disorder lul

Racism

was born a girl thats what happened

sometimes it feels comfortable and relaxing like you're streching your penis and other times it hurts and throbs and makes you anxious until you wank
half of my waking life is spent with an erection

i have the best ID ever

based

no seriously i cannot stop from getting a erection when i sit or lay down
it got to the point i can only fall asleep with a boner because otherwise it's like there's something wrong and i keep tossing and turning

You mean blue balls? You should feel better after fapping.

fap more

or get a gf

"I'm female. Please pay attention to me." the thread.

not all thots have bad intentions
it'd be like askin what it feels like to nut from the clit
not really that curious but im sure some of you sick fucks would want to know

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no you fucking degenerate

Open bob

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open cloth.

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I want to know desu

stick a dildo in your ass till it rubs your boi clit in your butt lul

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how do you know that's the same thing

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closest you're ever gonna get unless you feel like tempting god and killing yourself, hoping to get reincarnated as a girl, somehow retain your memories as a man so that you can differentiate and make meaning of it, and then rub your bean

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wow you really thought this shit through
I'm impressed

they dont call me big brain brit for nothing

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They don't

but i do

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I don't think so

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but i say im big brained all the time u dumb smooth brain
im leaving

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>his brain has wrinkles
Your time is soon old man

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>his brain is smooth
your time has passed, dumb koala

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ew doge

Where do you think we are??

I dint know I have a vagina

>whats it feel like to get a boner
your dick gets really hard and sensitive and you want to have sex really bad
Sometimes if you get a really incredible one you feel a little light-headed
>how often do you guys get them
Generally don't unless exposed to erotic material, or thinking about having sex. Seeing something arousing generally gives you what the boys call a "semi", or "half a stiff" where your knob has more blood in it than normal, so it's bigger, but not enough to actually be hard.
When you're going through puberty sometimes you get boners for no real reason, which can be annoying because even if it's true, nobody would ever believe you if they caught you pitching a tent.

that puberty part sucks man sorry you had to go through that

OWO I'm a girl. How boner feel? Shower me in (you)s. I have a vagina i'm serious u dumb fucking retards

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