Jow Forums besieges Jow Forums-castle

>"Knights of Jow Forums, ATTAACK !"

0 - get shot by an arrow
1 - the queue at the siege tower is too long and you sit on your arse doing nothing
2 - chicken out and desert after an arrow hits the ground before you
3 - get hit by boiling oil as you try to climb the wall
4 - manage to get on the wall and claim a section as a bridgehead
5 - Jow Forumstards sally out and cut you down
6 - ladder gets pushed away from the wall and you fall into your death
7 - make an autistic war cry before climbing the wall
8 - as you climb up one of the many ladders, your protective shield gets covered with falling stones and arrows.
9 - you freak out and wave your sword wildly around yourself as you are surrounded
Dubs - cilmb the wall, fight your way through the gatehouse and open the gate

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7

Alright,
whats next?

Someone needs to roll dubs.

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Dubs get

Bannerlord
Fucking
WHEN
Also roll

>be american

>be irish
>get shanked
Least I made it up there

Nice dubs but i'm Italian

Roll

For God and country

For glory

Holy fuck. I would claim to troll but jesus im fucking retarded. Im color blind so thats gonna be my excuse.

roll

lets attack boys

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oh shit im surrounded guys someone do something

VIVE LA FRANCE

>"The Mexicans have opened the gates, slaughter them all ! "
0 - fall from the bridge and drown
1 - get trampled by your own men
2 - get shot by an arrow from the other side of the river
3 - there are too many guys squzeezed togehter on the bridge and you can't use your weapon
4 - you're claustropohic and shit yourself on the narrow bridge
5 - scream like a madman while swinging your weapon and hitting friend and foe alike
6 - kill a Jow Forumstard in close combat on the bridge
7 - get wounded and retreat from the bridge
8 - get several blows to the head but survive
9 - "I WANT TO GO HOME-I WANT TO GO HOME !!!"
Dubs - sneak your way around their second line of defense

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Mexibros fucking opened the gate whats next?
Can I role dubs to resurrect?

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5 get

I appreciate your honesty

Roll

rolo

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Feel free to roll.

lets get this bread gentlemen

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reroll

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Blood for the blood god.

Thats it I died twice, im out.

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Reroll for quints

get

roll

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>"Fools, looks like I need to do everything by myself !"

*retreats like a pussy*

>"We've flanked 'em ! But now they have entrenched themselfes in the temple of St. Terry A. Davis. KILL THEEEEM !"

0 - in the middle of the fight you change sides for the lulz
1 - instead of helping your fellow knights you rape and plunder in the city
2 - some nigger throws a rock at your head and now you're retarded
3 - get ambushed in the streets and get cut to pieces
4 - try to climb the small wall of the temple but you break your neck in the process
5 - you steal a relique of St. Terry A. Davis
6 - decapitate a Jow Forumstard
7 - get hit by an arrow
8 - you desert
9 - go beserk and kill a dozen of foes
Dubs - kill the enemy lieutenant and force them to retreat to the castle

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1 sounds tempting

oh fuck me

teleporter goin up

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Heil hitler guise

how do i shot sword?

op asleep

>"The temple is in our hand ! Victory is near. Rest now, tomorrow we will storm the castle !
0 - engage in gangrape
1 - burry your fallen fellow knights and pray
2 - get a promotion
3 - clean your wounds
4 - you're wasting your heard-earned money on whores
5 -celebrate with your brothers-in-arms and drink yourself into a coma
6 - steal the booty of a fellow knight
7 - sleep and piss yourself
8 - ask god to forgive your sins
9 - after the horrors of battle you have PTSD
Dubs - while you shit in the bush you discoer a hidden passage into the castle, sneak your way to the gatehouse and open the gate

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...

What a good day that was

Death to Jow Forumstards

i guess i do something

>"For your heroic deed, you will get promoted to the rank of 'sergant'."
>" ... "
>"Where the fuck's my gold at ?"

roll

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roll

Guess fags aren't terrible for war after all...

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