Send someone a message

>send someone a message
>they don't respond in exactly 1 millisecond
>die of anxiety attack

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I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE´

thank you for your response

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The vast majority of people don't care about the vast majority of posts. You seemed to care enough to post that though

who are you quoting?

your mum

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imagine caring THIS much lmao

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>actually talking with people outside imageboards
oof

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die *kk*fag

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ok i will

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i used to get this but now my brain's really big so i dont get it anymore and just eat the burgs and enjoy life

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based

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i want you to cume in my burg and make me eat it

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You know, i don't think that'd taste very good

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i disagree
it'd be a pretty tasty burg

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Well if you really wanted me to I guess I could
You're pretty short, right? Probably wouldn't be too hard to do

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i'm a smol softboi, domming me wouldn't be hard
feed me lots of cume

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I'm pretty mean when I dom, but I'm sure I could make an exception for a smol softbrain like you

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>prepare to send message to friend
>remember something
>I don't have any friends
>cry

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thanks chad ;)
i'm going to bed now. goodnight

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Goodnight fren

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It takes anywhere between 20ms and 200 ms for your message to reach the server and get processed. It takes rougly the same time for it to reach the reciever's device assuming the app uses some kind of push notification system like GCM. After that in the best case scenario he is directly looking at the screen ready to reply. According to humanbenchmark.com the average human reaction time is 284ms. So far the reciever spotted the message and now he is ready to read it. The average adult reading speed is 300 words per minute. If your posts consists of 14 words like the OP it would take the reciever and additional 2800ms to read it. We cannot estimate how much he thinks about the response but for the sake of simplicity lets assume he replies with a single "k" as fast as he can. Now his very simple message must travel the same route as yours did adding another 20-200ms to the time until it arrives to your device. After you also need that 248ms to acknowledge the reply (disregarding its content for now)

In short you can die of anxiety in the time you acknowledge the reply anywhere between rougly 3300 and 3700 times

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