How do you recover from being gay?

You can't, because you're born that way, and there's nothing wrong with it.

that feel when also searching for the cure but once you hit your twenties its probably over

your asshole can't

>pic related is best plan for for fagot self-recovery

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Yep, that's it, I'm converting your kids

Beware, my kids are experts at curb stomping.

9mm of lead intracranially.

Gas chambers

Same way you stop being a furry. Don't indulge the madness.

More likely he accidently shocked himself and started liking pussy, then deduced out from that how to cure buggery.

For me I came out as a autosexual and now I feel better

>no fap for about 45 days
>only meat diet
And that's it you don't need meme medicine like drugs or electroshock.

You just cut your penis off.

Crucifixion.

Killing your self

Kys.

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You must start by jerking off to girls who look like boys, this will ease you into straightness assuming you're a male homosexual.

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Maricon detected

Look at nude pics of the opposite sex to rewire your brain.

Self fellatio. It solves you craving the D. And would have the side effect (probably) of forcing awesome hygiene, that is unless you are an unabashed dirty cock sucker.

convert to Islam.

Does that mean you fancy yourself? Or do you have a thing for automobiles?

>Give me your hand user-kun. This is the only way we can solve your problem.

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I like cars

Modern medicine constantly strives to cure the illnesses and other maladies that plague humanity.

I can't say when, but one day, homosexuality will eventually be cured.

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The tailpipe I reckon.

you understand no man actually likes women, we just tolerate them for access to their vaginas. Once you understand that, you just put up with women till you get to stick it in.

>How do you recover from being gay?

A snub nosed .38 should do it.

Is your dildo collection bigger than your car collection, faggot?

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You don’t. No matter how much I remind myself that faggotry is disgusting and wrong, I can’t help but blush like a teenage girl whenever I see a masculine, tall man with wide shoulders and muscular arms.

How did you became gay in the first place?

>permavirgin

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It’s always molestation to some degree.

AIDS medication, molestation therapy, and anal reconstruction surgeries

it usually is, which frankly is kind of sad because if only these gay people knew how irrelevant that form of trauma really is to your life

if only they realized that, then things would be a lot easier for the entire homosexual demographic. why are so many Jews and Catholics gay? systemic molestation, repressed society, etc

some dudes are just literally gay, which is whatever as far as I can see, just keep your business in the bedroom like any other normal couple

Switch from using Macbooks to using Thinkpads. You will contract autism, though.

They're only good as disposable laptops for criminal activity.
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That one's like 130 euro.

unironically clean out your diet, stop watching TV, and start exercising. maybe identify with an activity that doesnt include sticking your dick in another guys ass like its some sort of accomplishment too

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think of it like pizza, if you constantly eat pizza, you'll end up hating it eventually.

so, if you start eating cocks, and shit , eventually you'll hate it.

Bullshit. They're actually very solid machines for what they're meant for and will last for years and years, no matter how you abuse them. The main gripe people seem to have is that their screens aren't very good, but they aren't meant for watching HD video or other entertainment purposes in the first place. Also the clit mouse is the GOAT HID.

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become a monk and live a life of solitude or join the military and die for your country

it's over for you, especially if you already had sex

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The older ones have good keyboards but the newer expensive ones are shit in that domain too. Currently if you just want a general purpose device you can get an iPad that beats that thing in battery life as well as general purpose tasks. I'll change my old iPad air to the one that runs on the A10 as soon as the new iPad pros appear to push its price further down.
I was an IT guy for a while and my ultrabook I'm typing on runs Debian stable, but in the past 2 years I was using my phone far more often than my laptop unless I had to write some long ass document.

You can't, it's a biological natural thing, I might have a shit load of right wing stances, but I really do believe that being gay is a natural thing you can't help,

So, just be yourself faggot

with the final pill

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I guess we might as well be from different planets. I don't even own a tracker. I only use a laptop, and Thinkpads have always fulfilled all my requirements. Apart from the fact that it has a built-in webcam, my current Thinkpad is pretty much perfect.

I don't play games, I don't code. I watch tranny porn and shitpost. Send emails to normies. Tf else am I supposed to do online except for reading escort reviews?

Why would you want to?

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by becoming a trap

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Fight against it, stop watching porn, stop watching gay porn.

You can't because gays can't do anything straight

Necrobumping imptrash... Gay imptrash. Shame on you.

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I don't know, but I'd really like to...