The Jow Forums livestock auction!

then 111 nice monye?

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hmm what about 18?

are 1 and 2 male?

They're reverse futa. Essentially, they have pecks instead of breast, but still have fully functioning ovaries.

Sure, she's a low-ticket item anyway. Sold.

She can change her size. Mind you, she can only grow and shrink her whole body, not individual parts. Domestic and trained.

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16?

And the story on her sister?

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I take 2 then
you know what they say
when a flat chested girl hugs you, she's holding you closer to her heart.

Some sort of alien princess looking for a prince. Fully stepford.
Neko, cursed (blessed?) with constant arousal. Keep a leash on her or she'll go wild.
Cow girl-alien hybrid. She produces milk with an unusually high protein balance. Domestic, obeys every word of anybody who feeds her.

I'll trade you this fine specimen for her.
A dolphin-man fit for ring combat, he very arrogant, but has never been violent toward me in the 6 months I've had him, although an outstanding gladiator who's never lost a fight, all he can say is "How does this make you feel H*manboi?".

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(du9s)

What's your price? I'd be willing to trade for her.

(EBIL TRIPS)

I already have a ring-fighter. Got anything else?

22 nice monye and a (You)?

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roll

>What's your price? I'd be willing to trade for her.
uhh i don't know
i'm not that much of a trader in these kind of things
can't you lead this trading thingy?

Only 22? Step ya' game up.

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hello satan

22 13 7 11

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See

Uncle Bones black market set the price of 1 (you) as 111 nice monye. You know what I'll through in a throw in a jarred spurdo on the side.

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Also heres a rare pile of authentic bant (you)s

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I am buying Jackalope(29) for 6 gold bars and an used copy of Fortnite.

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22 with the 50 you bill, then 13 with the

A relic from an older time. How are you resettius?
I’ll go for 17. The bandaid signifies that she’s adventurous.

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22 is.... weird. Dangerous, that's for sure, She seems harmless, but, her full capabilities have yet to be discovered. Her tentacles can be stopped if you yell at them as if scolding them, that always shuts her down.

13 is the daughter of a mortal and a goddess, she's one of the high-ticket items. I'll need more for her.

Get out of here with that weak shit.

Um... listen pal, that band-aid has a purpose. If that thing ever comes off, she'll turn inside out. Getting her back to normal is a nightmare.

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Doing well, it's been a while PD. How have you been?

Also, somewhere in my Google drive I have never before seen prototype (you)s

Would you be willing for a legendary (you) if I can find it?

I'm still interested in #7
and alongside my previous offer will include these Doritos

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Nicemonye or live trades.

PANTSURITOS! Holy shit sold.

Pleasure doing business

This is the most valuable (you)s I have, they were prototype experimental (you)s that have never been circulated. They were inspired by an old thread

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This is the first time I've ever distributed them

Do I retain ownership of my 12 from the last auction?

In the context of a new auction, others can get a hold of 12s.

Any others you want to go after this time?

I. Don't. Want. Your. Filthy. (you)s. NICEMONYE or get out.

I own the sisters 6 and 7

for future reference, do you except le dollahs?

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How many times do I have to say this.

Nicemonye, livestock trade, or both.

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What’s the story on 15

All it is is that I feel that nice monye needs larger denominations, since Jow Forums prefers to use copper, silver and gold coins, which are usually worth much more when you consider the exchange rate.

THIS

If that user's not gonna go for #6 I'll bid on her. Name your price.

I got 6 and 7

shit. How about 4, 5, 9, and 12? Any of those been taken?

Any story on 3?

Infinite knowledge on all things piloting. She can fly a ship blindfolded. Perfect if you're a space-adventurer, or a tour guide I suppose.

Do you want to buy the stock or not?

Mind giving a rundown on whose been claimed so far? I'm considering a 21or 17 for myself

Well, how much more nicemonye do I need to pay you? I still want 22 and 13

All except 12 are untaken.

I bid for 12 with 30 nicemoye

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I'll trade you a pack of cigarettes for #20

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Is there a story on #9? #5's story was interesting but I equal her in height (5'10'' according to the OP) so I might not be tall enough to really have fun with her.

Sorry lad, she's spoken for.
Both open. 21 is a skin-shifter. Feel like ducking a brown girl one day and a red one the next? She's for you. 17 is a time travel case. She's from ancient Scotland. Speaks decent English in a heavy accent.

NIne is omnipotent in academics. She kinda hates men though, needs to be trained.

Damn, that's a difficult choice to make. Can 21 change any other aspect of her biology or just her skin?

13 was bought in the last auction. Seeing as she's probably dangerous, I'll take a clean 111 for 22.

Also trading hot pockets

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All right, I'll bid. You said you accepted trades, do you accept console-tan livestock? I'll swap any 1 of these 3 for #9

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Deal

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Given some training she might be able to. She can change her skin on demand at all times.

Story on 20 please

>hairband horns

You're not fooling me with that fake shit! Those are just humans in disguise. Come back when you have real stock.

Another time travel case. She's from feudal Japan, fully domestic and stepford, easy to train. She speaks cutely horrible English, yet understands it fully.

24.
Right size, fit, blonde, blue eyes, no shitty tattoos. Is pissed by some fucking thot hugging her.

22 can be paralyzed on command, just hypnotize her and set your trigger. Whatcha payin?

24, I mean.

they're consoles, not humans. I have others if you don't like those. How about Master System-tan?

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How much for her? I'm willing to trade this living statue for her. She can change position and voice at will for her owners convenience

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See

A statue? Damn... can she become a Pochaco statue? If so, sold.

Bruh, it's sold. Take her.

Certainly, although she may need some training if you want her to act as exactly Pochaco would

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Will trade 15 for this baby snapping turtle I found the other day

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大丈夫です。日本語わかります。
I should be able to understand her, but I have to help her in complex social tasks. I'll give you 55 for her.

Thx

Sold.

Nah.

Pleasure dealing with you

55? Time travel cases aren't easy to get. I'll need either far more, or a trade.

Still trying for #9 here. If you're completely against console-tans I have here a living doll. Can turn into a squid on command.

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How about a carton of nekomilk?

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Your loss pal

Sorry, but, the only people I could sell that to are children. Not my thing. Got anything else?

Oooh... You got two of those babies?

Rollerino

hmm... Do you like flags? I've got a variety of rare and ultra-rare ones.

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The Medallion Queen Cirno?

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I WILL HAPPILY TAKE #6 AND RAISE HER AS MY DAUGHTER FOR A TRADE OF ONE PIECE OF BANT GOLD

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18, Sweatergirl must be mine. Give me a quick rundown.