A large floating penis enters your room and starts rubbing itself against your face

>a large floating penis enters your room and starts rubbing itself against your face
>how do you respond?

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capture it and sell it
first floating alive penis in the world

i would be really scared. i think i must be really really insane or something to make this happen. maybe my urges are so deep im hallucinating stuff

I lay down the bottle

urges?

hehe... the gay ones

dont you have someone though?

no i dont

how is that possible
you are very cute

I know that feel bro

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im not very good at approching people :(

my wife chino is so cute

yeah. it hurts sometimes. but i have other things to do

y-you dont have to be the one approaching people desu

I have nothing to do so it makes being lonely even worse

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same

i know but i cant keep up with people! thats why i always lose them. its not like here where i can speak freely easily. out in the real world i barely say anything to new people.
go find something! i dont want you to be sad. i used to be really lonely. had no one. but i found bant and at least here i can talk with people. before there where days i never talked with anyone. i talked more with myself then anyone. dont be like that!

find someone similar to you then. it would be easier if you both dont talk a lot to eachother at first.

i will try my best

Probably grind against it with my chest lol

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>Find something to do
Like what?

why do Japanese people cencsor the dick like that
thanks. i hope you will find one too

um. things you like doing. but that doesnt mean you shouldnt get someone you love if you have something to do. just try to enjoy your time more.

I don't know what i like

I dont know the details. But something something America forced censorship on the Japanese. Idk why the black line specifically, but I noticed it's very common with drawn porn. Maybe it's a loophole or there are different standards for video vs drawings. Idk.

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its hard. but you will need to find something.
it just seems really unneccasary

Yeah, it's dumb. But sometimes I wonder if the censorship didn't just force the Japs to innovate in the sex industry. Tentacles, bukkake and news reporters getting fucked on air are all very patrician fetishes.

suck and let it fuck my ass

Drink the hallucinations away

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We already know what everyone here'd do

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