Whoa fren ive got a date next Friday I haven't had a date in about five years

whoa fren ive got a date next Friday I haven't had a date in about five years

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nice

here some nice curves for you

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I prayed to God for a girlfriend a few times and one might be heading my way frens.

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god won't help you, but a good deodorant and condoms.

Just dont tell him you use Jow Forums

Typical German

Tell me about it. How did it happen?

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congrats man, warms my soul seeing a fren getting a date :)

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cuul fhing fren :D

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Godspeed fren, I have one on Thursday

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Good luck fren!
i hop it work!

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Good luck lad

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It was on Tinder, yes I know it's not the best place to meet but I'm pretty introverted and there's no other way. She does seem like the thot types with botox and makes stupid poses pouting her lips. She's into art and likes dogs fren

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DOESNT**

what's that you say? she IS a thottery?
gee user

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Where did you meet her?

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You've made a grave mistake. Tinder is designed for sluts and rakes. And judging by your description of her, your chances of a real relationship are slim.

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At least it will get my confidence up if it doesn't go well

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It was on tinder too, but she doesn't seem to be a thot. She's pretty chill and we share some interests, plus we live like 5 min away so no harm in giving it a try

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I know, don't listen to the leaf, he's always miserable and bitter.

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what's yall secret, i got tinder for 4 days and then removed everything

Thenks fren

I'm a foreigner. Girls like foreigners even if they are absolute losers like me

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Oh, sadly i'm not :(

Also remember to eat pineapple pizza, that improves by a 40% your chances of attracting girls

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yes we love pineapple pizza

what the hell is ยต a measure of?

pats your heads*

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I just changed my date to Wednesday as it's going to be packed out on Friday frens

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porns

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