What would do if you if had a a remote that could control time?
What would you do?
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fast forward to my death
why?
i'd kill my grandfather
Stop time and rape people
That is the right answer
>Fap to loli futa scat
>Reach the point of climax
>Slow down time to a near halt
>live in an eternity of shameful nut
you are one sick fuck
Disgusting
Degenerate
Cultural Marxism
Filthy
this
you belong on a funny farmn
Have you ever tried it before?
It might turn out that you too like this refined genre of hentai
you are a fucking sicko
Most 4chaniest Jow Forums thread ever
wtf, why?
Man, you don't know what's real
You've never tried it, have you?
Hell, I bet you're a vanillafag, or even worse...
Where do you think you are, Reddit?
I don't fap to such things because i am not a sicko
>leaf promoting degeneracy
i've never been to reddit
indeed
You're really missing something...
what would that be?
wtf
The best nut of your life friendo
Pause time forever
>You're really missing something
Futary ruins good Yuri doujins if you want to fap to feminine things with dicks then fap to traps you sick pervert, it's significantly less degenerate than an ungodly abomination with a pussies and dick and no balls. Secondly scat is wrong and you deserve aids like half of Germany for enjoying that.
Alternatively you could keep your hand away from your over worked limp dick for a few seconds and allow your body to actually heal itself but you can't because your a degenerate addict who relies on pleasure.
Based and red pilled.
Futa>>>>>traps
What are you, gay?
And also, who told you you can't have full-package futa?
That was just a suggestion. Also still degenerate, your fetish is a bastardization of nature itself, are you implying your lust for cock is somehow a normal straight thing?
I've transcended your normal societal and biological limitations. Soon, I will become a being of pure cum energy, fueled by the most savage and degenerate of all futa, and I will take pity on your poor soul. Because damn...
You don't know what you're missing
your are a are a extremly sick fuck
our are a extremly sick fuck
ure’re an extremely sick fuck
you are a extremely sick fuck
I have
A S C E N D E D
Take pity on me then from on top a cross leaffag.
no pity for the sick fuck.
no pity for the sicko
just crucifixion
Fuck of lolicon shotacon is the superior fetish
wtf, fuck off
Are you saying you don't want mommies milkies
hell no, fuck off
why the fuck are you on Jow Forums normalfag
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Everybody stutters one way or the other
So check out my message to you
As a matter of fact, I don't let nothin' hold you back
If the Scatman can do it, so can you
Everybody's sayin' that the Scatman stutters
But doesn't ever stutter when he sings
But what you don't know I'm gonna tell you right now
That the stutter and the scat is the same thing to you
I'm the Scatman
Where's the Scatman?
I'm the Scatman
Why should we be pleasin' in the politician heathens
Who would try to change the seasons if they could?
The state of the condition insults my intuitions
And it only makes me crazy and a heart like wood
Everybody stutters one way or the other
So check out my message to you
As a matter of fact, don't let nothin' hold you back
If the Scatman can do it, brother, so can you
I'm the Scatman
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope
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Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub
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Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub
Everybody stutters one way or the other
So check out my message to you
As a matter of fact, I don't let nothin' hold you back
If the Scatman can do it, so can you
I hear you all ask 'bout the meaning of scat
Well, I'm the professor and all I can tell you is
While you're still sleepin', the saints are still weepin' 'cause
Things you call dead haven't had the chance to be born
I'm the Scatman
>lolicon futa scat on shota
This or go the Middle Ages
Ah I see a man of culture my apologies
shut the fuck up
no one will ever like you for your disgusting shit taste
at least incest isn't that bad
fuck off
>preferring waterhead babies over cute consensual sex with your futa GF
Shite taste
No u
Normies are infesting this board get out now RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No u
I'm the Scatman
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub
(I'm the Scatman)
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope Be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope Be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Everybody stutters one way or the other
So check out my message to you
As a matter of fact, I don't let nothin' hold you back
If the Scatman can do it, so can you
Everybody's sayin' that the Scatman stutters
But doesn't ever stutter when he sings
But what you don't know I'm gonna tell you right now
That the stutter and the scat is the same thing to you
I'm the Scatman
Where's the Scatman?
I'm the Scatman
Why should we be pleasin' in the politician heathens
Who would try to change the seasons if they could?
The state of the condition insults my intuitions
And it only makes me crazy and a heart like wood
Everybody stutters one way or the other
So check out my message to you
As a matter of fact, don't let nothin' hold you back
If the Scatman can do it, brother, so can you
I'm the Scatman
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope Be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub
Everybody stutters one way or the other
So check out my message to you
As a matter of fact, I don't let nothin' hold you back
If the Scatman can do it, so can you
I hear you all ask 'bout the meaning of scat
Well, I'm the professor and all I can tell you is
While you're still sleepin', the saints are still weepin' 'cause
Things you call dead haven't had the chance to be born
I'm the Scatman
I'm no normie, I'm a kekistani regugee
What does Kekistan think of this?
fuck babies you can take them all
>o
...
IT has a bulge, wtf
But how are you going to have sex with your mom or sister like a degenerate then?
Don't tell me you plan to have...
>protected
>sex
or even worse, an abortion?
>wtf
I would not fuck either of those but every other girl eighteen years or older is fair game.
same. stop time for a very, very long time, until I've learned everything that there is i learn
should I be ashamed? lol
Go back and buy the winning lottery ticket
WTF
>be american
>fuck grandma because "every other girl eighteen years or older is fair game"
And then i'm the degenerate eh?
Vasectomy nigger
grandmas would be ignored because old lady's aren't hot
>cutting your balls
Why not just fuck your cute futa gf?
wtf
>wtf
This sounds kinda good tbqh
I mean, fuck, eternity of orgasm?
that's castration retard
and it's not like I have any need for excessive sex drive anyway
My nigga, you know what's up
So you want to have sex with your mom but you also don't want to have sex at all
which one is it then
I can have sex even after the surgery just not as much as to fucking hinder me every 2 hours to go and jack off to something. Try to fucking live with an excessive sex drive and come back to tell me how shitty it is.
Sucks to be you.
lole this is Jow Forums, not Jow Forums
fuck off, reddit
youtube.com
lole it's you
fpbp
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>freeze time
>run to store
>eat all the taki sticks
>BUUUUUURP
>run back home
moomy im too full for dinner
Rayp
Stock. Make lots of money. Once I get few millions all the pussy will offer itself
I WISH
THAT I COULD TURN BACK TIME
CUZ NOW THE GUILT IS ALL MINE
NANANANANANA KILLING ME INSIDE
Oh damn you would do well buying one of those real dolls.
frozen body rape is not great
Yea I imagine not. But for those who are into it I recommend real dolls.
I would do this
Exactly what a normie would say
Fuck up history to make the world as retarded as possible.
egg king
Pause and check if I can walk on water.