I need a girlfriend? How can i find and get one?

I need a girlfriend? How can I find a girlfriend?
How to get woman as a friend
I am 18 years old don't have any friends.
I am stalking woman on Facebook. I don't have any fucking friends.
I love to stalk every woman from 18-29 on Internet. I am doing this from 2014 and I was 14 age. I do alone secretly.
It is my favourite hobby. No ones knows it even my parents & my family because if they find out that I am stalking woman on the Internet they won't be happy :)
I stalked woman on Facebook from 18-29 age in my another account and threatened them for not adding me has a friend.
I need gf especially from 18 age and wanna touch young woman in public also sleep with them.
I wanna f*** young woman with their consent anyway
If she say no to sex then I won't fuck her.
I hate marriage and fuck it.
I hate an arrange marriage. I hate all marriage.
I am so much sexually frustrated and I wanna sleep with woman.
I will fuck her with consent.
If she say no to sex then I won't fuck her.
How to masturbate sexy woman in public without getting caught?
How to stalk sexy woman in public without getting caught?
I prefer to have more sexy awesome woman friend mostly from that shares same age I have.
I have nothing against have a male friend but I prefer more sexy woman friend.
I love an awesome sexy woman.
I kiss my smartphone screen when I see beautiful sexy an awesome woman pics especially when I see pictures of beautiful sexy hot good woman on Facebook and Twitter etc.
How to have fucking premarital sex? I wanna lose my virginity.
Fat woman are ugly even sexy fat woman are bad as fuck.
I like taller sexy hot woman.
I do masturbate 7 times a day. It is changed from 5 to 7 times.
Please help me to get an awesome good hot taller girlfriend in an alternative way.

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Also,

I don't like prostitute and hookers

I am not against prostitute but won't sleep with prostitute.

I don't f*** prostitute.

I HAVE TOILET IN MY HOUSE.

I DON'T SHIT IN STREET.

I DO BATH DAILY.

I LOOK BEAUTIFUL.

I AM SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED AND I NEED A GF THAT SHARES SAME AGE AS ME SO I WANNA F*** HER WITH HER CONSENT.

I am not in college still in home schooling Grade/Class 12.

Homeschool exam in India thug to pass.

I WON'T STOP POSTING THIS UNTIL I GET A HOT SEXY GOOD GIRLFRIEND.

My girlfriend can be white, indian and black etc.
But she must requirements
My Girlfriend requirements
1.) Tall than me.
2.) Intelligent.
3.) Beautiful
4.) Hot.
5.) Awesome
6.) Must hold neutral political views.
7.) Should share and talk to me.
8.) Her age must be from eighteen to twenty-nine
9.) Good liberal.
10.) Atheist.
11.) Westernised.
12.) She must working on a good company.
13.) Also femdom.

Solution to get a girlfriend in a simple easy method.

Idgaf what this board is about?

I really need a gf.
I will keep posting this thing until I got a girlfriend remember that?

I am beautiful Indian.
I do bath daily at every morning with branded soap, shampoo and oil.
I am olive skin.
Help me please!!!!

My stalking woman hobby is increasing. Nobody gonna know it. It is a confidential.

One more thing about my smartphone and computer is

I don't let anyone to use my phone because it contain lot of fucking privacy stuff. Good thing I created an user account in my phone so when someone use my phone I put phone in another user mode.

Even my gf or any friends including male will not have access to my private stuff.

I will stalk my gf because if she cheats

When my dad and anyone wanna use my phone for calling someone. I switch the phone to an another user account. I won't caught
My phone have 2 user account with password and third one is for someone to use my phone.
I switch my phone to 3rd user account while giving someone for example my parents and someone else so they won't find out

My computers have two user account.

One is personal account with private stuff.

Another one is for everyone who want to use my PC with standard user My stalking woman hobby is increasing. Nobody gonna know it. It is a confidential.

One more thing about my smartphone and computer is

I don't let anyone to use my phone because it contain lot of fucking privacy stuff. Good thing I created an user account in my phone so when someone use my phone I put phone in another user mode.

Even my gf or any friends including male will not have access to my private stuff.

I will stalk my gf because if she cheats

When my dad and anyone wanna use my phone for calling someone. I switch the phone to an another user account. I won't caught
My phone have 2 user account with password and third one is for someone to use my phone.
I switch my phone to 3rd user account while giving someone for example my parents and someone else so they won't find out

My computers have two user account.

One is personal account with private stuff.

Another one is for everyone who want to use my PC with standard user

I really don't like boys but don't hate all of them.

I hate FB and any social networking site.

Reason

I had 2 female FB friend one from an Indian and an another one British in 2014

They both unfriendly me since 2015. Idk why I never ask them about boobs and shit.

I used to talk to them and sometime they might feel uncomfortable to me I think.

I helped their PCs and any an electronic devices problem.

Idk why they unfriended me???? Why I use to talk to them.

Why????.

That is the reason I hate social networking site.

I love to be get molested by sexy woman on public in bus, metro (subway) and uberpool etc etc and they can touch my private parts.

Just imagine Stranger sexy woman passenger molesting me especially in uberpool and also in metro (subway). I will like it.
I will stalk my girlfriend without her consent because if she cheats.

There is nothing wrong stalking woman

Person becomes sex offender if he stalks woman. This law doesn't make sense.

Everyone including woman should understand there is nothing wrong stalking woman.

I wish sexy taller woman stalks me.


I will care, share and talk to my girlfriend and she will do same thing to me.
My girlfriend can dominate me femdom.
My girlfriend should be liberal, taller, working woman, an atheist, hold neutral political view, beautiful, femdom and good liberal.
Her age can be from 18 to 28.

I am lonely and need a female friend.

THIS SEXY WOMAN SEDUCED 14 YEARS OLD. SHE DIDN'T shitting his pants and doing nothing WRONG AND SHE SHOULD BE FREE. I WISH SEXY WOMAN SEDUCED ME WHEN I WAS IN TEENAGER.

I REALLY WANT SEXY WOMAN TO SEDUCED ME.

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I WILL HAVE GIRLFRIEND NOT JUST FOR SEX AND I WILL CARE, TALK AND SHARE TO HER. SHE WILL DO THE SAME THING TO ME.

MY GIRLFRIEND WILL BE WORKING WOMAN.

1st crush

I was just stalking this woman on Facebook.

It is her photo of fb and also means it can show only to friends and mutual friend.

I won't tell her name.

She knows me in real life and meet her somewhere in my dad friend and she doesn't like me.

She didn't even add me as a friend in my real fb account. So i stalk her.

I have one of her friend added in my another FB account.

He accepts it without checking the account.

She look so beautiful

I just censored the photo of her so no one able to trace her.

I won't tell her name.

Recently she uploaded new photo on FB.

She looks so beautiful and I wish I can fuck her.
I WILL KEEP POSTING IT UNTIL I GOT A HOT SEXY AN AWESOME TALLER ATHEIST GIRLFRIEND.

I LOVE TO BE DOMINATED BY TALLER AN AWESOME SEXY WOMAN.

Deal with it.

I NEED GF.

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Second crush.
Also stalking her.
I just heard she is most sensitive about her privacy on internet. Keep violating it.
Some of her fb friend accept my fake account request without checking it so I can stalk her

I completely stalking her.
She is most cute and have a liberal boyfriend as she is from liberal family.


She uploaded new photo

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Third Crush

I even masturbate her sometime.

Some of all my crush friend accept my fake fb request so I can watch them

Idk why most people and most woman hates stalking woman.

Stalking woman is good even in public as long woman didn't get killed.

STALKING woman is my second favourite hobby.

Law also stupid the person stalking a woman why he should be in sex offender even it didn't harm her????

Stalking woman is good in my opinion
Third Crush

I even masturbate her sometime.

Some of all my crush friend accept my fake fb request so I can watch them

Idk why most people and most woman hates stalking woman.

Stalking woman is good even in public as long woman didn't get killed.

STALKING woman is my second favourite hobby.

Law also stupid the person stalking a woman why he should be in sex offender even it didn't harm her????

Stalking woman is good in my opinion

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Kys

i had suicidal though in the past but won't kill myself

First thing you wanna do is find a place thirsty bitches hang out. Don't go looking for your dream girl, she probably doesn't exist. What you look for is someone who wants to ride some dick, and you find where they hang out. You start hanging out there too. Pretend to be into it, tell them they're really good at it, and they're special. Take her out to dinner then an early movie, something sexy you can walk out of the theater feeling on each other with. Make out in the car and go grab coffee back at her house, sneak out in the morning and it's off to find a new place to hang out. Good luck raj

4th crush.

Some of her friends on fb accept my fake request without checking my profile.

So I can spy on her in FB.

When I was in school. She used to flirt me when I was 10-11 and flirting stop because of two reason first is that school start to segregate sex and in that school if teachers and principal see that that opposite sex talking to each other then both would be punished and she left that school and 2 years older than me and I was so shy to talk to her.

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most indian woman are conservative even the one wear western clothes due to shitty society

She is my 5th crush.
When I was in new school before quitting it too in 2013.
She used to flirt me but I was fucking shy talk to her.
She doesn't like me anymore
In every night I visited her facebook profile and kiss every her photo on my smartphone.
Some of her foolish friend accepted my friend request so I can spy on her.
She is 19 years old.
I did something too her on internet because she start to dislike me when I quit school in 2013 which not gonna fucking disclose.

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remember to fill the option thread for bullshit shill threads.

6th crush.
Almost Same story as 5th crush.
She most hottest.

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7th crush.

She is 18 years old

Her big sister is the 2nd crush.

It is 2nd crush sibling.

She is too hot.

I able to stalk 7th crush

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wat? idiot

holy shit pajeet calm the fuck down

8th crush.

She is the friend of the 5th crush.

Both are in same college.

She is so hot and I spying her on FB

I also stalk her.

Stalking woman is my best hobby

5th crush didn't tell her college but I able to know by using stalking method on Facebook.
Hahahahahhaaha. I seen her college photo.

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9th crush

She is so hot.
She is the friend of my 5th crush.

She is so beautiful without even makeup.


I wish she fucks me.

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i won't my hormones is out of control

10th crush.

I am stalking her on Facebook.

She is so fucking hot without makeup.
I wish she stalks me and molest me in public although she don't know me.
She is the friend of 3rd crush.
She is from liberal family and she has a boyfriend.
She is so beautiful and sexy.
Thanks to some of her friends accept my fake facebook account request so I can spy/stalk her.

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11th crush.

I also stalk her on Facebook and it is so easy because her friend accept my fake account request.

They visited Switzerland and from rich family.

She is the friend of the 5th crush.

She don't know me. I am knowing more information about her.

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My 12th crush.

She is so hot.

I able find her few friend list thanks to her background FB page those who liked it.

Her facebook profile is so private.

Luckily one of her friend accept my fake facebook account so I can stalk her.

Luckily I found one of her friend accept my fake fb account otherwise it would be it is impossible to stalk her.

Her Facebook Photo privacy is friend and mutual friends. So that means her friend and mutual friends can see it that also mean I can see because one of her friend accepted request on Facebook without checking my account.

She don't know me and I am collecting information about her.

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India please stahp

My beautiful face

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NO I WILL KEEP POSTING UNTIL I GOT GIRLFRIEND YOU ISRAEL MAN

I DON'T HATE ISRAEL.

I WILL GO OUT ONCE I GOT EASY WAY ADVICE TO GET GIRLFRIEND.

I HOPE /POL WILL GIVE AN ADVICE IN ONE DAY AS IN INDIA IT IS HARD TO GET GIRLFRIEND DUE TO FUCKING SOCIETY

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My face new photo

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I love you sexy taller woman :)

i NEED GIRLFRIEND

Fuck off.
STOP SHITPOSTING MY THREAD

I NEED SEXY GIRLFRIEND

PLEASE PLEASE

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This girl is looking for someone fits description.

SHE MIGHT BE FAKE
SHE LIVES IN DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOU IDIOT

Go back to infinitychan. Don't bring this crap here

NO!
Sorry I WILL KEEP POSTING UNTIL I GOT GIRLFRIEND

Hilarious pajeet version of Hanz

I NEED A GIRLFRIEND.

What does it mean?

And this is why the world needs another WW and a complete censorship over all social media and the internet.

Sneak into your crushes house and hide a camera in the bathroom. Post pics

it is still you, lonely poo?
for fucks sake you would get gf by chasing fat women by the time you made this threads, it is like a year already

Fuck cen
NO IT WON'T HELP TO GET GIRLFRIEND.

IT IS BETTER TO STALK THEM IN FB.

SOME OF MY CRUSH FRIEND ACCEPTED MY FB FAKE ACCOUNT FRIEND REQUEST WITHOUT CHECKING HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

STALKING WOMAN IS GOOD. IT SHOULD BE LEGAL.

EVERYONE SHOULD UNDERSTAND THAT

STOP SHITPOSTING MY THREAD.
I AM FRUSTRATED

The spirits tell me that you will never find a gf.

I AM AN ATHEIST.
IT DOESN'T EXIST IN REAL LIFE
I WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND GIRLFRIEND

Fuck censorship
Few thing however needs censorship

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FUCK OFF I HAVE BIG DICK YOU COMMUNIST FOOOL.
FUCK FACISM AND COMMUNIST
I HATE HITLER AND MAO

I just want a cute gf that's not fat and likes kissing during sex.

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You're stinking up the board pajeet. Go to a whore house and indulge in your fantasies there.

yes yes
I WILL HAVE GIRLFRIEND NOT JUST FOR SEX I WILL CARE, TALK AND SHARE TO HER. SHE WILL DO THE SAME THING TO ME.
WHORE HOUSE????? MEANING

Don't worry young pajeet. You can get a girlfriend, you just have to lower your standards a little bit, that's all.

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IN MY STATE BEEF IS LEGAL.
HOPEFULLY FOREVER STAYS LEGAL.
I HAD PORK FIRST TIME IN DEC 2017.

I BELIEVE IN HIGH STANDARDS

I NEED GIRLFRIEND
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Go back to /cow/ shitter

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no you infinitychan you idiot.
I NEED GIRLFRIEND YOU POLISH MAN!

hindus are disgusting subhumans

Are you that Punjabi guy?
Or you another one?
I am an atheist therefore an Ex Hindu
I am a human

I need girlfriend

what the fuck

IF YOU CAN'T HELP ME PLEASE GET LOST
I NEED GIRLFRIEND

Dude stop

NO YOU FRANCE MAN
I WILL KEEP POSTING UNTIL I GOT GIRLFRIEND.

*FRENCH MAN

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india please stop

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He's from cripplechan, he's been doing this for years

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He should go back to pigchan then.

Fuck off you idiot
Listen dude.
Tell an advice easy way simple way to get girlfriend as in india it is hard to get girlfriend due to fucking conservative society.
I hate marriage.
I will go out once i GOT A GOOD EASY SIMPLE WAY TO GET GIRLFRIEND YOU IDIOT.

ONE DAY I THINK /POL WILL HELP ME

You eightchan

FUCK THIS SITE.
I NEED A GIRLFRIEND

You accidentally pasted the same pasta twice

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I was in Jow Forums first then 8 chan you idiot
Oh I need girlfriend

FUCK THIS
I DON'T EAT POO
STOP SHITPOSTING MY THREAD

PEE PEE
POO POO

nigger take this shit to Jow Forums you'll probably get some actual (((advice))) there

STOP SAYING THIS SHIT YOU COMMUNIST DUMBFUCK

I LIKE MIXED ECONOMY WHATEVER

I DID WAY BEFORE BACK BUT THEY SUCK!

india would be better off under british rule

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No.
But I will say british era bridges and canals are better quality than todays one in India except few made are good quality in independent India you idiot

TELL AN ADVICE TO GET GIRLFRIEND

Then your only option left is to invest some money in some livestock.

Fuck off i need girlfriend
NO
AFTER PASSING MY HOMESCHOOLING EXAM.
I WILL BE IN COLLEGE.
I WILL DO SOFTWARE BUSINESS YOU IDIOT
I WILL LEARN PROGRAMMING!

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PEE PEE
POO POO

Fuck off

that's because we didn't build them out of shit.
Step one to getting a girlfriend is to bathe in bleach. All of us Chads do it, works like a charm. Come back when you've done this for step two.

tits or gtfo my board

FUCK OFF.
NOT A PROPER ADVICE
IF AUSTRALIA AND NEW ZEAND WAS ONE COUNTRY?
FUCK OFF.
GTFO MY THREAD IF YOU CAN'T HELP ME
STOP SHITPOSTING

You should send your crush a photograph of your penis.

thats a yikes from me

he should