What has being on r/banter taught you about different countries and people?

but im not though

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just send it to nz and say its for me, they will know who you mean

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if it only would work like that
i would unironically do it

a kiwi.. that isn't gay? nah, this doesn't make sense

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im noooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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There's gay people in every corner of the planet

they call him sheepboy because of all the dags that cling to his ass

Can confirm this kiwi isn't gay. He's just adorable and needs protection from bullies

t.white knight

thank you for backing me up america
good ally, good friend

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more like a pink knight lmaaoooo american gayboi

stop telling fibs, gayboy

he's a total homo
ᶦᵏ ʰᵉ'ˢ ʲᵘˢᵗ ᶠᵘn ᵗᵒ ᵗᵉᵃˢᵉ

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Son of a bitch shit post. I will come to Iowa and shove a kongou sized brick up your ass.

stop....

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This
I have an impenetrable sphincter, pink knight.

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hmm.. i wanna take a shower rq so i'll stop for now, totally-not-gay kiwiboi

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You can't catch me being gay. Just ask normie. He's tried hard to gay me up.

thank you

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That kiwis are cute, brits are nekos and Singapore loves his wife

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>You can't catch me being gay.
Says the man who wants to shove a kongou sized brick up a man's ass and we're talkin about no lube too.
Nothing gay here.

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are you...?

gays go st8 for the butt
every time

It's not gay. It's causing pain. Would you say Red Foreman was gay for saying hed shove his foot up Eric's ass? No. He's an authoritative figure.

his wife chino?

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His wife chino that is so cute!

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This
>It's not gay. It's causing pain.
> authoritative figure.
So you're a gay dom?

any dad wanting to shove something a foot long up his sons ass is hella gay

>girls

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wow!

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For you Singapore friend

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You both sicken me. I'm gonna have to kick your asses.

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Thanks but I'm not into shota
Your punishment is a bucket of your tears after reading the picture

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You love hitting man ass, don't you?
t.gay dom of bant

stop doing that!

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I'm going to kill myself now.

:( I hope you prefer this then

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can you afford to rent that ladder?

You underestimated my autism, gaydom.

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All I wanted was to be manly like you

cute

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You must be witty as well, gaydom.
50% smart
50% manly

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But how do I earn this?

Study and workout

If I come to Iowa will you show me your ways, sensei?

It's amazing right?!
Glad you liked it friend

I'll begone by then

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This is very true I've been trying very hard. The most gay he's willing to go is cuddling in a dark room listening to Tom Delonge.
But....
>you won't CATCH me
So that means you do gay stuff but nobody sees?

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Poor word choice on my part. I ain't gay

Fix that image

Yeah I know but sometimes I wish you were at least a little bit so we could..... ah well you are who you are. I like you just the way you are.
So you decided if you're going to move on that roastie or not yet? Might be a good way to have a little temporary fun.
Nah I keep it that way to piss off people like you.
How goes it shit post? You missed all the fun.

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>How goes it shit post?
I gotta go for a jog soon and is pd rape?

M8 it's been one day. This shit takes time.

What are you talking about?

I told normie about some girls I've been talking to. One may be a roastie.

ITT: gregggs

PD will be once they find him. They have his face from the thread and I assume they're going into the archives looking through his handle to get more evidence and pics.
>tfw I unironically used weaponized autism when telling them how I figured this all out
This is why you don't post your crimes online like a nigger.
You should go with the first girl. The roastie has pics online and that's just embarrassing.
Pros and cons of her though?

Cool
ITT:one smelly greg
>This is why you don't post your crimes online like a nigger.
No shut up tho

>talking about weaponized autism
meh
you're just able to use the internet
it's not autism when you are able to find a doujinshi with an image through iqdb or google images.

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to sage, hide and reports gay ERP threads ;)

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First girl has less shared interests and constantly puts her self into really shitty situations. She's also not the brightest.
Second girl is far more my type in terms of interests and such but is essentially a roastie.

Are you that b00mer mormon?
no

I'm inactive. But yes. What of it?

K
Oh man that's a tough one. You gotta have some overlapping interests in order to keep things lively and fun but with the other girl you might put yourself in one of her bad situations.
Fuck man that's a rough one. Really it all comes down to can you handle a roastie. If you can't then you're kinda screwed.
I'd say casually go on dates with both of them to get a clearer picture of who they are. One of them might surprise you.
I gotta pass out now. I know you'll make the choice that's right for you in time.
Take it easy Kitchen. Don't let SHIT POST give you too much shit.

Yes

>Don't let SHIT POST give you too much shit.
no

Nothing,
what?

Shit post is k. It's his job to give shit

This

I wanna move to Colorado

Why

Looks comfyyyy as fuck.

New Hampshire>Cockrado

No, come join me in Utah. Embrace my suffering.

Based as fuck

Yeah it does
NO

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I'm so lonely

Nothing. Everyone here is not a good representation of what the majority is like in their country. Jow Forums just attracts autists.

Aren't we all?

That should be a good incentive to move out

>Not a Mountain state
yeah, cringe from me lad
Utah is guud. Except for the Mormon part.
Nice comfy temperature too

Utah has gnarly pollution.

I got no where to go.

Can confirm. It's super bad right now too due to two large fires.

I live in fugging India lol

Make a plan

welp.
it is a beautiful state, though. I've only been to the SLC airport, and I was impressed by the surroundings.

GIB A SUBURB HOUSE RIGHT NOW

aqicn.org/city/utah/duchesne/

WTF is happening here

based as fuck

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