Hey r/banter

hey r/banter
how can i stop being in love with someone?

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Who do you love?

step 1.
stop gay
2steP .
masterbait

Hit yourself in the head really hard until you stop thinking

does it matter? (nice cop dubs)

step one is imppossible and masturbating makes me sad

No not really

don't worry about it from my experience it only lasts about... 10 years or so

i doubt i can last more than 2

haha just stop loving nigga like stop producing oxytocin lmao

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yep you'll feel like that for about the first five years

fugge :DDD:DDDD :DDDd

great another gay ERP thread
where is PD when you need him

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Mörkie post right arm or shoulder and then i will decide if i want to hug you or not

Now,this is epic.

dumb gypsynigger doesnt even read the thread
if its not nonsense or a frog its gay

i dont have a camera

Handy camera?

nop
phones busted too
might have an old pic of my tummy if that satisfactory

kys gayposter
you're shitting up Jow Forums

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kys romanianposter
you're shitting up this plane of existence

k tummy is good

He is in prison

ill delete it in a second so there u go

cute

You posted under a Romanian flag when I first saw you

i was on "vacation"

thx lad

heh danish twink with girly hair

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Is this him? Nice find my dude,hot

rude

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>danish

i literally posted it a moment ago tho

Are you a cute boy or a....a...trap

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that's what you get for posting personal pics my man
deleting is futile

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its not the first time i posted that pic so its fine

im gay, why the fuck would i want to look like a girl?

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oh boi hes gonna spam frogs
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DOOOOOO!?!?!??!?!?!?!

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why are you in Denmark now?

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If you wanna find me go look through the archives with this name. Bant is a cute boy board after all.

Hot,just wanted to know
Can never be too careful my dude

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>how can i stop being in love with someone?
think about all the shit that is inside their intestine right now

think how they would look like without skin... just 1 millimeter separating "love of my life" from "most horrifying monster"?

think about them farting, pissing, menstruating (if F)... think about all the disgusting, embarrassing things they do when they are alone

in short - see them in most realistic, brutally realistic terms... that is a counter-measure to your idealized version of the person

IF you still like the person even after meditating in this way for a long time, then it might just be the right person for you....

what separates "being in love" from real love, or infatuation from true devotion, is that one creates an idealized , abstract twin of a person, an angel-like ethereal figure that exists only in the world of the person who is in love

but real love is not based on an idealization... it is "being in love PRECISELY with this flawed individual that has all kinds of elements of ugliness, stupidity, pettiness , etc- yet still somehow manages to make me love it"

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It's mean anyway, this is all trust based.
Reposting something someone deleted isn't cool.

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Ok, esto es épico

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i live here

i still love him

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cry more

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i mean why did you move
or are you a proxyfag

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why is r/banter filled with so many twinks
you make us boomers look bad

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kys

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WAAAAAHHAAHAAAAAAAA
YOU RUINED MY THREAD

i was in romania visiting "family"

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Based on your quick response I can tell you don't really want to stop loving him.

You just want to talk about him and make others listen about your love

So there's no problem, everything is going like you want it to go...

seething

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If you are who I think you to literally met each other once dispite not liveing thst far away, perhaps you weren't really in love?
Wait how old are you? I assume you found the pic then?

but he doesnt love me anymore and i need to move on

Oh don't cry it hurts me to see cute boys cry

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Hormones in the water is my guess
Only thing that can explain this concentration of smol twinks

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>gays
cringe lmao

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no I'm not particularly interested in hunting for pictures of dudes, I'm just assuming you're yet another smooth slender golden boi

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we live quite far away due to neither of us owning any mode of transport

plus hes usually quite busy

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>being gay

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well said

Whether he loves you or not is irrelevant.
I know my statement sounds weird but hear me out

You WANT TO love him. Regardless of whether he loves you or not

You are enjoying this love even if unrequited. I know you are actually experiencing suffering. And I'm sorry for that. But - and this is hard to believe, but true - part of you is enjoying in this suffering... that is why it will drag on for a long ttime

Btw forgot to say you're very huggable, if i ever visit denmark i'm gonna hug you

The bus on the weekend? If you had properly loved him you could have made more effort to see him. It's not like Denmark is a big country after all

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part of me definetely enjoys the suffering, but thats not the problem
i want to be able to let him go live his life

>////

what happened to all the gay niggers

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Can vouch for this method.

Works for every slav.

Those that don't get beat or dropped by age 5 often have IQs above 90 though.

>being gay
not even once

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lol this thread is dead

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lole no

is he still spamming
imagine lacking this much reading comprehension

I wouldn't know lole

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my mere existence causes this much butthurt

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>i want to be able to let him go live his life
did this once
ended horribly