>be Australian
>alarm goes off at 6.30am
>still wearing hivis from yesterde
>three different Prime Ministers have come and gone overnight
>fourth one is about to be sworn in
>make brekky
>bite into strawberry
>cop a sewing needle through the roof of the mouth
>can't feel it because still pissed from the fifteen cans of Emu Export last night
>drive to site
>Fooeys are playing on Triple M, fucken grouse
>bite into a meat pie at lunch
>full of sewing needles and redback spiders
>drop pie and make apprentice pick it all up
>knock off at 2
>straight to bottleo
>block of bushchook and a pouch of white ox
>open pouch to roll a smoke
>full of sewing needles and blue ring octopuses
>get stung and stabbed multiple times
>she'll be right mate
>crack tinnie
>turn on telly
>another leadership spill means a fifth Prime Minister is being sworn in
>fifth Prime Minister Is actually a sewing needle
>NSW government has just banned nightclubs, festivals, alcohol, cars, walking, sneezing, and the concept of joy
>absolute bloody outrage this is
>walk back into kitchen and open fridge
>full of sewing needles and a great white shark
>get eaten
>it's me RDO tomorra so she'll be right
Be Australian
>fifth Prime Minister Is actually a sewing needle
> drop pie make apprentice pick it up
top fucking kek
instead of making shitposts, revolution when?
This was posted here 1 hour ago. Its funny but dont ruin it by spamming it
Leaving that to you. Call me when it’s on and I’ll pull my boots and lend a hand.
Steady there Mr fun police
Who else here is /kms/?
this was great, nice copypasta
>Telling shitposters how to do their job
I bet you're fun at the burnout comp
You're gonna need to translate some of this
You're new here aren't you? Obviously not versed in Aussie shitposting yet.
Nice digits though. Kekum
Lost it there
stolen from facebook? Or is that Josh Sardelic cunt stealing from here?
Fuck up idiot
grouse yarn son
I'm liking the shorts and hivis spacesuit combo
Anyone willing to explain the sewing needle references to a brainlet?
5/5 sewing needles
Some fucking arseholes are putting needles into strawberries, and a couple of kids and women ate them and fucked up their stomachs.
I'd bet my left nut it was fucking muslims or chinks.
aaaand it was on facebook 4 hours ago who gives a shit its hilarious long story short shut up Jow Forums man ps everything is ruined.
somebody is putting sewing needles in fruit because reasons.
Sauce?
>muscles bigger than mine
>probably has a bigger dick too
how can we even compete
The fuck, like there aren't enough things out to kill you down under.
Fuckin' start liftin, m8
>fifth Prime Minister Is actually a sewing needle
fucking lost it
fuckin kek